Out of Context Veggietales

The blog dedicated to quotes from the vegetables that make us laugh! Feel free to submit your favorite quotes or images, so long as they're family-frendly! Read the submission guidelines for more info. (Mod's main is thefedoragirl.tumblr.com.)

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we should all start posting this when people make unfunny comments on our original posts

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A concept I think the Veggietales Fandom should be aware of:

Larry the cucumber is trans because only the female flowers of the cucumber plant turn into fruit, the males are just there to pollinate.

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A VeggieTales and The Greatest Showman crossover in which Aunt Ruth finally stops getting roasted for her beard. Thoughts?

Two nonexistent thumbs up!

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Never has this gif been more appropriate

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A vegetable is a social construct.

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“Vegetables don’t exist.” is my new favorite counter point to any argument.

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okay so when i was a kid i got a veggitales cd from chick-fil-a and i wouldn't listen to anything but that for three months but it got stuck on that song about monkeys because my cd player is like twenty years older than i am and was super beaten up and now i know all the lyrics and it has been so long and i want it out but at the same time if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey even if its got a monkey kinda shape if it doesn't have a tail its not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail its not a monkey its an ape

Just goes to show the power of earworms! My Silly Song earworm has always been “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything”, personally!

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now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have Larryboy and the Bad Apple on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

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it’s probably on me for looking at a veggie tales fan blog but why are you publishing an ask about a Jewish person being converted to Christianity as being “saved” that’s like absurdly antisemetic

You know what? That’s absolutely fair. I didn’t think about that. And you’re right. I’ll delete that right away. Thank you for bringing that to my attention, and I’ll do better in the future.

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list of vt characters who are straight

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end of list

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not to have a take but i think a lot of the reason some christian/ex-christian gays still love veggie tales is because it never told you “If You dont Do This God Will Be Mad At You” that was so often shoved down throats like it was always positive messages and like “even if you make a mistake you can make up for it” and it focused on more Being a Good Person instead of making your whole identity the fact that you’re religious

also they ended literally every episode with “And Remember! God made You special, and He Loves you Very Much” and like especially for groups harmed and isolated by the church like the lgbt community like thats such a good message and it really just makes you feel okay like yk idk if i believe or not but whenever i get in a Bad Rut im like well Im Special and Loved Very Much and like thats so fucking comforting and also larry is gay and the songs are bops

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