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7/1 - red dead redemption (2010)

i should have written about this when i played it. i had a lot of good, thorough thoughts that i never got down. maybe i’ll come back and add some stuff, but for now, here’s this -- i wrote these bullet points immediately post-game, and they were colored by my disappointment and impatience after the lackluster ending acts:

third/fourth acts insanely abrupt

should have been bill>escuella>bill>dutch not just bill>escuella>dutch. they start it as looking for “a man”, then expand it to “two men”, it impacted the effectiveness of it to get escuella and IMMEDIATELY get bill as well

third act especially should have required travel outside great plains area. that region was small and boring, and added to the (unintentional) feel of repetitiveness and entrapment

narrowing the questgivers affected the enjoyability, esp bc all of them sucked. part of the reason the early game was so charming was bc you had all of these characters who weren’t capital-g Good but were fun to interact with, provided avenues to learn more abt john, were flavorful and very genre appropriate. when you only have a choice between talking to federal assfuck and racist anthropologist (obv neither sympathetic) it rly sours the tone of the game

what was with killing luisa/nastas/abigail??? not a single one advanced the plot

protag switch should have been to abigail, not jack

more rewards for exploration would have been good i THINK but i’m not 100%, what they had worked well at the beginning bc things were explored and discovered during the main quest

why was fast travel so weird. restrict it entirely if you’re gonna restrict it, availability of stagecoaches and trains (which could have been more apparent, should have had station choices) would make it fine

dutch should have stayed in the background more. really liked not knowing at the beginning that he was ever gonna make an appearance. he should have coincided with john’s death closer. also wish he had actually been dutch but that’s just me lol

really loved bringing back the early farming mechanics (herding cattle, breaking horses) as the game approached its end, but there were too many of those quests before figuring out what was happening w the main story. it’s v easy to get impatient esp bc it felt like the game should have ended already and you were rushing to find out what’s REALLY going on

basically, the structure of the last two acts was sub-par compared to how fucking GOOD the first two were. Sad!

here’s me being shitty on twitter:

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16/10 - blade runner 2049 (2017)

i have the instinctive urge to shut up about this movie because i feel like i’m being a crybaby feminist (and isn’t that good old internalized misogny for you!) but i have a strong stomach for gore and i have never felt the way i felt during that ugly fucking scene where jared leto gutted a newborn replicant for the heresy of being infertile. to add insult to injury, i liked the beginning of that scene -- her covered in manufactured afterbirth, joints out of their sockets, writhing in a way that made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. it felt like one of my favorite scenes in the first movie, pris’ death, when she’s shot and glitches and howls and her coding betrays her as inhuman. there was a good messiness to it, which is why i like replicants in the first place.

and then jared leto walks in -- i don’t remember his name, because i don’t remember anyone in this movie’s name -- with his buzzing little 21st century-future eyebots whirling around his head, and he caresses her, and he pontificates, and he opens up her belly with a knife, and the blood runs down her legs like menstruation because for some reason this movie is obsessed with fucking wombs. christ, if i could wipe the image of his fingers on her skin from my memory i would. 

i keep on repeating this but: i get what they were trying to do. i understand their motivations for that, for joi, for mackenzie davis and her interchangeable face, for those gargantuan betitted silhouettes in that flamboyantly orange wasteland scene. i understand less so their clinging to biological essentialism to justify bible references and a further mangling of replicant humanity, but whatever, fuck it. i get what they were trying to do. 

but lol, as a woman -- and as a person with a vagina, which is something entirely different, though they didn’t give the slightest shred of a hint that they care -- there wasn’t a single point in that movie where i felt like 2049 had something to say. great, the world’s awful for women, except it’s the future, so now venture capitalists can build and kill them whenever they like and your average joe robot can stare longingly at his AI girlfriend even after the iteration of her that loved him back was crushed into smithereens under another programmable woman’s boot. love it. couldn’t have taken 10 minutes out of your three hour brooding time to ask joi what she thinks of this?

it’s funny that this movie does all that, refuses to talk about it, and still wants you to think it’s smart. i’m not going to take your poetic biblicisms seriously when you clone and execute your madonna figure with all the ceremony of swatting a fly and you never let the christ child reach a finger outside of her cage. that’s lazy bullshit. that’s not what makes replicants human, and that’s not what makes women human either. what a waste.

other staccato thoughts:

they didn’t even bother to make the technology resemble the first movie. where’s all my clunky analog garbage and clutter

i like villenueve as a director. he’s got a beautiful eye and is good as fuck at tension. some of the expansive shots were gorgeous

script’s bad

i’m not sure if this was supposed to feel like a noir? but it didn’t

every single part of the orphanage scenes was ill-advised lmao

t-10 until tumblr turns the casino scenes into fallout: new vegas

the gore was SO BORING, where’s my eye gouging! come onnnn get physical with it

thank god mackenzie davis is in a blade runner movie even if her character wasn’t given the time of day

the sountrack tho... woof. i liked it a lot, especially in super dramatic scenes where it screamed FUCK YOU at the audience and killed six different electric devices all at once

this movie was a good 2 hours too long

i’m so tired of nihilist sci-fi lol

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12/10 - blade runner (1982)

i used to get really offended at “fuck worldbuilding” articles, because i’m a history student and i love dates and factions and proper nouns and shit, so it was a bit strange to sit back from my blade runner rewatch and realize, huh -- i wish i knew a whole lot less about this world.

the script is addicted to explanation & that must be what makes me spend the whole movie asking questions, confirming that i’m catching the right implications from the right imagery at the right time, backpedaling scene after scene to make sure i’m Getting It Properly. it doesn’t help that every asshole under the sun thinks they Get It too, and i want to be able to win an argument against them.

here’s my final conclusion: no one is an authority on anything, and i don’t think blade runner really knows what it’s doing.

there’s a really good movie in blade runner, one that built a fucked up, grimy, grandiose city all on its own and gave each moving part a name and a face. there’s another really good movie in blade runner, one that questions the origin and sanctity of mankind and makes a lot of people think really hard about deep stuff. those movies don’t really get along. i don’t think a middle ground works well here. i would have like to have learned something new by the end of it, instead of having been left with a well-edited list of questions to peruse after the show.

here are some points where i felt, for a moment, that i Got It: 

the emptiness of the room with leon and holden, only slightly marred by the catalog of exposition preceding it

that first flat glint of rachael’s eyes

the pitchy voice deckard affects in zhora’s dressing room, and her laugh

when roy comes and finds pris, and her makeup smears across his mouth and chin as he kisses her, and then they give each other those we’re kids but we’ll make it smiles

“nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn’t let you in heaven for”

the crumbling opulence of the stairwell

that shot of deckard’s crushed fingers as he hauls himself onto the roof

not the death monologue but just before it, when roy gives that gasp, you know the one -- when you sprint for the first time after months and months of walking at a comfortable pace and remember what it feels like to have to catch your breath 

and here is where the illusion broke:

at the very end, when deckard picked up the origami unicorn from the ground and i realized that during that strange dream sequence earlier in the film i shouldn’t have laughed, but couldn’t pin down what, precisely, i was supposed to do instead.