keeriest

internalizing demonic screeches. ao3 - eeriest

[keerie]

[TW: Flashing lights]

Euclid – Sleep Token, Co-op Live Manchester, 26.11.2024.

[shieldofiron]

Derek: What did you say it was?

Stiles: Dionaea ambrosia... sex pollen. And we got a lethal dose.

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[ao3commentoftheday]

[sigunnlafeyson]

people say that the alternative of Sam drinking demon blood to get stronger would be Dean drinking Cas' grace. but what if it had to be bodily fluid, and since grace isn't one, in case with angels it would be cum?

[northern-sparrow]

All right, I was forced to start up a tumblr just to post this thing. So, I watched the first five seasons of Supernatural while doing field research on the birds of northern Alaska, and when Castiel spread his wings for the first time my first thought was “Oh look, that angel’s in molt”.

For the whole rest of season 4 I kept thinking of him as “the molting angel.” I kept wondering what on earth had happened to him in Hell that left his wings so messed up, such that he had to do an out-of-season molt with both alulas broken. And I kept wondering whether his new feathers had come in all right! 

But mostly I became convinced that Castiel must have suffered some real injuries while rescuing Dean from Hell. Castiel never mentioned anything about this… but I like to think that there’s a pretty dramatic story there that he has never told.

(edit: anyone who likes science-y headcanon about Castiel’s wings, also feel free to check out my Supernatural fics Flight, sequel to Forgotten; or the wing chapter in A Room Of One’s Own. I think I went way overboard figuring out how angel flight could really work…)

[junesirius]

I just had a new thought –

What if, when we first saw Cas’s wings burned and wounded, what if that’s not burned by Hell fire or wounded by demons, but burned by how scalding hot Dean’s soul is. It physically would hurt Cas to touch Dean when he was in such pure soul form, let alone grabbing him and flying him out of Hell, he could get completely burned or even vaporized; all the other angels know that, so they stalled looking for him, didn’t try hard enough to reach Dean, but Cas didn’t mind. He saw how bright Dean’s soul is – bright and beautiful like the sun, hot like the sun, dangerous to him like the sun to Icarus – and how much he deserved to be saved, so Cas grabbed him without hesitation, ignoring the pain and wound his soul brought him, ignoring his wings burning and tearing from Dean’s soul’s heat – even then he was still fascinated by this human, by the Righteous man – until he finally got Dean out of Hell.

All this time, we assumed Cas’s handprint on Dean’s shoulder was because Cas had the higher body temperature and that it was Cas who burned Dean, but “burn” really could also happen the other way around, as long as the temperature difference is high enough. You can get severely burned by liquid nitrogen, because the human body is about 200 degrees Celsius higher. So it is equally likely that Dean’s soul was the higher temperature one among the two, and Cas was like the liquid nitrogen. And so Cas is the one getting severely burned by Dean (with the disarranged wings and feathers being the proof), and Dean got the frostbite burn of a handprint.

(That also just gave me a domestiel idea about human Cas having freezing cold hands that Dean just couldn’t resist warming them for him.)

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[henycavil]

[mxmistakes]

Trying to rewatch teen wolf and forced to remember Stiles is not the main character and they hated Derek. Reading sterek fics immediately afterwards to heal from that mess

[lavendorpie]

Sterek doodles

First is domestic morning Sterek

Second is clingy Sterek

Third is yuri Sterek

[mxmistakes]

I see s1 Derek as an emo wet cat and make fun of him for it bc the alternative is to remember this poor dude is going through The Horrors, and on top of that he got stuck babysitting Scott and Stiles, horrible time for him

No matter what moment of the timeline ur watching, Derek Hale is having the worst week of his life and I can't deal with it. I'll keep making fun of his loser yearner ass instead thx

[fejoam]

can’t resist drawing them again and again

[sladucer]

"I will still be here

As long as you hold me

In your memory.

Just remember me... "

[outromoonyy]

Me reading fluff: Haha cute.

Me reading angst: Pain is good.

Me reading smut: I'm going to hell.

Me reading all three at the same time: This is what God meant when he said “let there be light.”

[outromoonyy]

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

[ambivalent-amphibian]

/neutral

[thedeepthought]

me: i love this ship because they understand each other on a level no one else does

also me: i love this ship because they misunderstand each other constantly and it’s causing irreparable damage to them and everyone around them

[melioristicbeast]

Oh, to be crushed underneath your werewolf boyfriend 💭