a mess

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

making this has brought nothing but good things into my life ill be honest

[deadncide]

It was funny so it was worth it.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Stefan Koidl

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Seeing people on social media who are all “idk I don’t know if I’d vote for this Democrat if they get the nomination” when the other guy is literally running concentration camps:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I just can’t do this again. I can’t do another 4 years of Tr*mp because y'all think a centrist is a bad as a dude that literally supports ethnic cleansing.

[fuck-customers]

Funny story from the other night:

A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter.  He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee.  They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning.  Three minutes later the dad walks up to the counter again, so I stop cleaning and walk over to greet him again.

As I’m in the middle of saying “hi” he cuts me off and says “Water.”

Not “Can I get a glass of water, please?” not “Where can I get water?” not even a confused “water?” like he’s not sure how to get water in this cafe.  Just a single word demand.

I work in silicon valley, so I’m kind of used to techies talking to me like I’m Siri or Alexa, but it still always drives me crazy when they do this.  Like, I don’t even care about the “please” anymore, I just want people to talk to me in complete sentences.  So I get the guy a cup of water, and he sits back down. 

As I’m about to go back to cleaning I hear his daughter go “Daddy, you did that WRONG.  You have to say ’CAN I have a glass of water PLEASE’”

My jaw hit the ground.  The dad suddenly became flustered and tried coming up with excuses “I-I said please…” “No you didn’t!” “Well she was busy…. I didn’t want to bother her…..” “You still got to be polite!”

When they were done eating the dad brought the dishes back to the counter and said “Thank you so much!” It’s amazing how fast someone’s manners can improve when a 3 year old calls them out.

Shout out to whoever is teaching that little girl manners, because you know it’s not her dad.  I hope she never stops calling rude people out.

[thrussy]

[theweirdwideweb]

So in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If there’s a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is it’s considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. There’s even an expression: “I wasn’t raised by wolves.” Anyway, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now. 

[goathazard]

I saw this and thought to myself, thats so strange because thats a thing here in sweden as well, how two different places so far apart can have the same taboo.. and then I remembered something from history class

[goathazard]

Humans are wild, huh?

[eastern-bloc-party-archive]

Do I have to be pretty? Is it not enough to simply be the loudest person in the room with the best opinions

[fuck-customers]

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

[smitethestate]

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

[30-minute-memes]

Made an edit of some libshit

[whitepeopletwitter]

[turing-tested]

[harmalite]

Also use incognito or a script blocker and clear your cookies when booking flights! Airline sites will increase the list price if they detect you are looking for that flight

[not-safe-for-democracy]

[thepurelands-deactivated2021031]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but I definitely think we should all start saying “thriving wage” until it becomes a thing

[daywalker75]

This makes me think of that line Hopper from A Bug’s Life and just the relationship shown between the grasshoppers and the ant colony: 

In case you can’t see the quote very well, “Those puny ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life. It’s not about food, it’s about keeping those ants in line.”

[musicalsilence]

Are you telling me that when i watched bug’s life i was actually watching a proletariat revolution?

[accidental-muse]

yes.

[gogomrbrown]

We really are a police state.

[mybigfatgaylife]

It’s worse than that. That wasn’t a rubber bullet, that was another tear gas canister–you can see it a few seconds later in the footage when the camera pans over to the advancing cops.

And they shot him in the crotch with it.

If I were feeling charitable I’d say that the cop who fired the shell was aiming for center of mass and miscalculated the distance and hit the guy low.

But I’m not feeling charitable. It’s clear that was a deliberate malicious attack designed to hurt the guy as badly as possible with the weapon at hand. The goal was to cause him pain and intimidate bystanders.

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

this really is dystopic, isn’t it?

[gunshyghosts]

Shout out to the dude who came and helped him up

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

THIS IS WHY YOU BLACK BLOC. WHEN EVERYONE IS MASKED AND IN ALL BLOC, IT MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR THE POLICE TO TARGET INDIVIDUALS LIKE THIS

MASK UP, COME IN BLOC, BE PREPARED, YOU. COULD SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

[toloveviceforitself]

Also get to know your street medics and maybe buy them a drink later. They’ll often be the ones picking you up and making sure you’re good after this shit happens

[shortandsweet]

does anyone know what this graphic says in plain text please thanks

[ikuharaisabitch]

How To Do It: Black Block Tactics

Allow demonstrators to take action without fear of immediate identification. If you choose to wear a mask, wear it right.

Cover Up It is not enough to half cover your face. Even if you get away, the police may use photos or videos to charge you later. Cover your hair, face, arms and hands. Cloth gloves are the best. Take out piercings. Make sure there are no identifying features on your clothes, shoes or backpack. If you bring any materials with you, wipe them down first with rubbing alcohol first to get the prints off. Don’t bring anything you don’t need. Stay Tight If possible, come to a demonstration with a small group of people you trust. Choose your crew based on shared intentions, not just friendship. You’re here to have each other’s back in the streets and follow up if one of you gets arrested or hurt. Strangers needs to protect each other too. Stay physically close, do not spread out, so that if police try to enter the crowd, you can “accidentally” get in their way. The front of the march might need to slow down while the back catches up. Stay moving, though: a tight, mobile crowd is difficult to surround or disperse.

Plan Your Exit Always wear “civilian clothes” under your hoodie so you can de-bloc and blend in a crowd or smoothly walk away. Keep an eye out for danger zones and escape routes. If things heat up, stay calm and act decisively. Commit to your exit when you decide you’re done. Sometimes you have to sprint and hide; sometimes you just step onto the sidewalk and remove your mask. You can de-bloc in the middle of a friendly crowd if you’re sure you are well-screened. Keep It Quiet Bragging and storytelling are natural but they are easy to use against us. If you have to talk, choose someone trustworthy who was with you in the streets. Don’t post anything on facebook you wouldn’t show to a cop. Same goes for Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr. Remember the police will read your texts and call-log if they arrest you. Never, Ever Snitch If arrested, invoke your right to remain silent. Name, address and no more. Captioned under request.

[shortandsweet]

thank you!!!

[niggazinmoscow]

wow the caption!

[teashoesandhair]

how do you make your famous roast potatoes? i need them in my face

O M G hello I hope you are having a very excellent day and also it is an honour to be asked for a recipe for the person whose food always gives me Exquisite Envy!!!!!!!

Preheat the oven to 200 degrees celsius, or 180 if it’s a fan oven. Americans can convert that into Fahrenheit; I want no part of that nonsense.

Peel some nice big boy potatoes, very starchy boys. Maris Piper are the absolute best, recommend very thoroughly. Cut them until quite smol - I recommend about the size of a PLUM. Fruitstuffs are my metric, for some reason. Make sure there are sharp edges - cutting them into quarters is best.

Put them in a pan and pour cold water on them until they’re just covered. Add a pinch of salt, and bring it to a ROILING BOIL, like the surface of a stormy sea. Turn the heat down and simmer for about 2-5 mins, until the edges of our good lord potates are slightly soft; you can test it by stabbing them gently with a fork (please be aware that gentle stabbing is still stabbing, and won’t stand up as a defense in a court of law.)

AT THE SAME TIME, heat 100ml/g of your fat of choice; I use goose fat, but olive oil is an excellent veggie alternative. Heat it for around 10 mins, until it’s being all sizzly and quite scary actually.

Drain the potates in a colander and then SHAKE. Rough ‘em up real good, like you’re a mob boss and they’re behind on payments. Then coat them lightly in flour and rough ‘em up again, because they didn’t learn the first time. They should look slightly fluffy, like so:

(I actually slightly over boiled these because I got distracted taking photos of a cat; yours should look less fluffy!)

Put them into the fat / oil, making sure they’re not on top of one another. That is v important; potates need their space. Roast them for 15 minutes, then turn, roast for another 10, turn, and then another 10 until they’re as golden as Achilles’ hair (very golden, famously.)

Sprinkle with coarse salt (pref Maldon) and the seasoning of your choice - I like coarse pepper and rosemary, because it’s nice.

Then you eat the heck out of them and you praise the potate gods, and devote your life to roast potates.

[syfyravalkyrie]

Why can’t all recipes be written like this? This was a delight to read.

[tallangrycockatiel]

Hi yes I made these for dinner today and they were 100% the Best Roasties I have ever acheived, 10/10.

[teashoesandhair]

Warning warning never make these for another human because they will ask you to make them ALL THE TIME

[vladtheunfollower]

[rosalui]

this is the funniest thing that’s happened all month

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