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'96 - aus - bi - variety

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[visenyaism]

top five worst ways to be found:

5. out

4. guilty

3. wanting

2. lacking

1. by this email

[visenyaism]

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

[tarragonthedragon]

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem

[vidosvit]

The Guy

[enokky]

[littlestpersimmon]

Free Ornamentation V. This work is dedicated to the public domain 🐟

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Round 3

Gavis Bettel (Vtuber)

Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onApr 22

[nevver]

Last light, Mary Mattingly

[frostyvenom]

Who's the baddest?(in a good way)

Zander Netherbrand

Affogato Cookie

Voting ended onApr 22

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[magicratfingers]

my kingdom for a pair of tortoiseshell cateye glasses that aren’t too thick too thin or too pointy and don’t have with gold accents or extra stuff all over them or “sassy bits” I’m going to work ok not the librarian sex dungeon

[theabigailthorn]

okay but do you know where the librarian sex dungeon is, do you have directions to the librarian sex dungeon, i need to get there to the librarian sex dungeon

[giragirameganedan]

your in her dms im crawling through the sewers rn grimy and wet bleeding wounds festering from the sludge creeping gasping for air, barely alive its dark asf im cold my nipples are hard. we are alarmingly similar

[corviiids]

i have a croissant related grievance

[corviiids]

the entire appeal of the croissant is that it is a layered pastry item. it has a light flaky texture. the layers are in there specifically to create a fluffy, airy eating experience. that's the intention of the lamination process. having so many layers of butter and thin pastry dough make the croissant puff up when it's baked so that when you bite into it the pastry has a texture similar to puff pastry. the entire point is to fill the pastry with air. therefore any trendy hybrid variant of the croissant such the "cruffin" or the "cronut" or the worst offender of all the "croffle" which involve jamming the unbaked croissant or compressing it into a flat shape completely betray croissant as it was originally intended. they defeat the nature of the croissant by forcing it into something it was never meant to be, removing the unique core of its identity, killing its appeal and thus its entire reason for being. now am i saying you can't enjoy a cronut or croffle? of course i would not say this. you can enjoy any pastry you want to enjoy because it's your time on earth. i want you to enjoy your croffle. you should enjoy your croffle. also, you can commit any sin you like and i can't stop you nor do i want to. i won't hear your arguments because you don't need to convince me. but you must understand, as you eat it, that the croffle should not exist. it is a mistake. it is an insult not only to the croissant but to me as an individual. i am not french

[badboneszone]

This reads as someone with a strong moral code (people should be free to experience joy without arbitrary regulation, you don’t have to like what other people like but your discomfort is your own problem) trying to maintain their faith in a time of hardship (they keep doing weird shit to croissants)

[corviiids]

ill be so honest this read of my character in such a fraught croissanted context has me tearing up with the raw joy of being seen

[velvet-himitsu]

I really need to stop telling myself that a Japan trip is gonna fix me because everytime I come here and alas, I've brought myself along with me

Like I feel the potential the better myself, but each time I slip into old habits that are largely unrelated but still bog me down and make it harder to grow or whatever

[chickenwaffles17]

i had to

[marshmallow--3]

[eddie-redcliffe]

Perhaps for the time being [Victor] means everything to him.

[ergo-lusus-naturae]

[mintaii]

to simply exist