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dankmemeuniversity

itscolossal

Earth’s Rotation Visualized in a Timelapse of the Milky Way Galaxy by Aryeh Nirenberg

akiyty

drst

This messed me up.

bestie-gor

We really do just be on a rock without a fucking clue huh

fischotterkunst

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

fischotterkunst

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change.

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things.

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

hideousgourd

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

june-egbert-official

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

facelessoldgargoyle

You know, I think I’m probably the ideal, respectable nonbinary person—I’m an adult, I have a salaried job, I don’t correct people on my pronouns (bc I’m okay with all pronouns), I haven’t changed my name but it’s already semi-androgynous, I appear androgynous but I’m attractive and fairly young so it’s palatable—but the anti-neo-pronoun crowd, the Kalvin Garrah’s, the nonbinary police STILL hate me.

Once you meet the bar for respectability, the bar gets higher. The end goal is the total erasure of nonbinary people, and so right now the target is on people younger, less secure, and with more niche genders, but if we don’t defend even the least of us, the next target will be the rest of us. If we don’t defend the people who use it/its, who use meow/meowself, who use 🤖 pronouns, who change their name to Moss, who dye their hair lime green, who look like cis men in maid costumes, whose gender is lesbian, the we’ll be back to fighting over they/them pronouns, and fighting over dysphoria, and fighting over transitioning. Solidarity means respect everyone or respect no one.

outofcontextgaki

just some dudes havin fun :)

outofcontextgaki

I would like to formally thank everyone in the notes for actually being funny

yesimnotnormal

When the bass drops

cryptidscrypticcrosswordclub

Vibe check

logarto

i like thinking abt how ppl have probably had OCs forever like even if they werent writers or artists. some boy in 1040s finland was probably imagining a little guy who tamed wolves or something. its smile to me

rave-lord-nito

Somewhat related but a thing i love is that we have historical artifacts of this everyday imagination which i find absolutely delightful.

This is Onfim and his dad. Onfim lived in Novgorod in what is today Russia during the 13th century, and was 6-7 when he drew this by scratching into soft birch bark. Some of the things he wrote was his language, Old Novgorodian. And Onfim also had just as delightful an imagination as todays children.

On the left is his writing homework, and on the right a creature labeled as “I am a wild beast” (an artistic depiction of a wild animal? Or a creature purely of fantasy?)

Here’s a battle scene, the rider helpfully labeled as “Onfim”, leaving no doubts that he definitively fantasized about being a noble knight

logarto

THIS MADE ME GO 🥺🥺🥺 IRL

rotmance-deactivated20210324

me, with no hint of irony: balsamic vinegar is so poetic. it tastes the way i imagine decay and rot would taste yet it’s so delicious. i’d like to write a poem about how balsamic vinegar is the natural world’s cycle of life and death in a microcosm. it is a symbol of continuance, of constant change. there’s something decadent, opulent, about how dead it tastes.

my mother, extracting the bottle of vinegar from my hands: please stop talking. go back to studying. you know so many words and still have no sense whatsoever.

actualbird

my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun with it” so heres my first two slides of the program

actualbird

op here. some people asking for updates and guess what? my parents loved it. and by loved it, i mean they laughed out loud and then quickly muted their video to continue laughing. enjoy this screenshot from the event where they are desperately trying not to laugh too much than is formal

absurdditties

foodffs

Pantry Essentials for Baking & Cooking

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Is this how you roll?

michaelcorderoes

thebibliosphere

I always know I’m in the Bad Timeline of the Sims whenever I make the trio, and Nathan decides he doesn’t like Vlad.

Meanwhile, Ursula is streaking naked through a thunderstorm, so that tracks.

thebibliosphere

Me: I managed to find the one alternate universe where the trio don’t get along.

@mothman-etd: that’s not a timeline. You’re in Vlad’s nightmares.

thebibliosphere

I accidentally left my game running in the background for… several hours. Amazingly, I still have a house and no one is dead, but Vlad is playing the piano naked, Ursula’s pregnant, and Nathan’s out jogging at midnight dressed like a himbo.

Edit:

I don’t know what timeline this is anymore, but it feels like the final season before the money runs out.

thebibliosphere

#hshsjdhdhdhsjd#nathan jogging at midnight dressed like a himbo is just the sims equivalent of him being a werewolf its the same exact thing#hunger pangs - @x-wingsandarchers

Omg 😂

ladyzsgolla

Okay but who knocked up ursula

thebibliosphere

Nathan, in this instance. That didn’t stop Vlad from going into a panic when she went into labor though, so even the game knows they’re all just three idiots in love sharing the same braincell.

Edit: I’m just letting the game do it’s own thing now. Nathan is a loving and playful father, but it’s Vlad who keeps sitting First Born down in the middle of a ghost infested house with flashcards teaching them to read and occasionally punting the haunted doll that appears in the nursery out the window.

What’s Ursula doing? Talking to a ghost about climate change. So that tracks.