It's Waiting in the Shadows

[laratortic]

Drawing dunmers is like touching grass

[girls4losers]

discovering new music late at night is like opening up a secret cave in the ground

[seveneyesoup]

one of my favorite bits in doctor who is when someone is like your time machine doesn’t work very well does it and the doctor is like Excuse You, This Is A Type 40 TARDIS That Can Go Anywhere In Time And Space. that’s like if i drove to a place where they don’t have cars but know about them and took someone for a drive and they saw cooling that only works on one setting and heat that barely works and a broken cd player despite the functioning tape deck and shaky brakes and they went mate your cars a bit shit isn’t it and you were like fuck you, this is a 2002 toyota camry, it can drive on roads

[zurin]

elfs

huge if true

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[memewhore]

[quasi-normalcy]

It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Foreshadowing

vs.

It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Just Something That They Opted Not to Spoon-feed You Because It Would Be Obvious If You Thought About It For 20 Seconds

vs.

It May Be a Plot Hole, But It Still Works In Terms of the Story’s Themes and Character Logic

vs.

Okay, It Is a Plot Hole, What Are You Going to Do, Cry about It?

[quasi-normalcy]

vs.

All Works of Fiction Represent Constructed Realities and by Demanding a Lack of Plot Holes, You Are Improperly Importing the Rules of Objective Reality into a Subjective Creation that Must Be Judged Primarily on Its Aesthetic Merits

vs.

Dude, Just Come-up With a Headcanon Like A Normal Human Being

[sailor-kaiju]

Oh man I agree with all of the above but reality? Reality has SO MANY plot holes.

[funeraldasrosas]

Kate Bush (1993)

photos by Guido Harari

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[alivehouse]

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

[weatheredfailnot]

I had a dream that the FFXIV developers added a new move for healers called ‘handle’ that allowed them to leash other players and force them to stay within a 10y radius. Here’s my artist’s rendition:

Tanks and DPS began flooding party finder in protest and were forming groups named stuff like “No baby harness we die like men” for savage content.

[solar093-art]

Pandæmonium

[transmechanicus]

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

[an-eccentric-devil]

[nyanbinyuri]

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

[theunvanquishedzims]

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

[veshialles]

@hamingo

[captaincrusher]

Until I rewatched the TNG pilot just now I didn't know there were printers on every deck on the Enterprise that Picard can use to tell people the ship is about to go into MAXIMUM ACCELERATION.

[captaincrusher]

[fangorn-forest]

welcome to my dark and foreboding lair filled with candles in extremely impractical positions *turns and my cape instantly catches on fire*

[spookshowvixens]

Remember to keep the Romance in mind this weekend.  Spend the night in a giant, spooky castle with your love interest.  Keep one light on in the tower at all times.   Make sure the bed has a canopy of diaphanous material that shapes can barely be made out through.  Leave a lit candle by the bedside.  Make sure something horrible lurks in the basement/attic and periodically makes distrurbing noises in the night.

[the-tree-line]

i forgot what the post was gonna be……. i made these n then my brain stopped after that step