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22 - Nature Loving, Aspiring Adventurer. Studying Environmental Science. Photo blog: ecopulse

[kudou-kun]

[love-personal]

[derivings]

by Penguin Kao 

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[adrenaline]

by Toby Harvard

[realizes]

[bestabandoned]

[uhohmarty]

[stimman3000]

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[aliensnipe]

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

[trixie-ren-deactivated20191028]

HELLO LADIES

have you felt the primal call of the unmerciful sea calling you to strike down those who would defy you? no? well if you stopped using overpriced flower-scented body wash and switched to SEA HAG, you might. 

look down.

back up. where are you? you’re a siren, bare-breasted and shrieking as you lure the unwary to their doom on the rocks below. and you smell amazing. 

what’s in your hand? back at me. it’s a vial of skin-nourishing ingredients, derived from the seaweed you used to strangle a hated foe. it does wonders for your skin tone and resilience, and we all can agree that we will need that resilience in the coming war.

look again: the seaweed is now a formal apology from the last man who unnecessarily tried to explain something to you.

anything is possible when you smell like a vengeful sea witch and embrace your own rage. i’m on a narwhal. 

[forgottenfeeelings]

“I’m not much like myself any more.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night (via wordsnquotes)

[bymessy]

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[naoula]

[brodymccreary]

[love-personal]