what

[russiansandgod]

[venmonat]

me: mom i can't go to school the stress is bad for the baby

mom: what baby?

me: me

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[tries]

nicki minaj is 30

[squatting-deactivated20140311]

how

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

she was born 30 years ago

[drizzydrehk-deactivated20170722]

[onlytwitterpics]

[tropconnu]

i wish i looked cute sleeping

[chiffoncoffin]

You do.

[tropconnu]

wtf how do you know what i look like when i sleep

[kickass-funny]

[conceptualsolitude]

concept: me, sitting on the moon. the stars sing to me. no more loneliness, no more fear

[actualdogvines]

:’) that’s good enough cutie pie

[cyraquinn]

[artichokeonthisdick-deactivated]

[snelfie]

happy birthday to my freckled ass

(he-him/they-them)

[thebestoftumbling]

the dream

[2000ish]

[catbountry]

Grand Theft Auto: Hawaii

[grumpybearbutch]

me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cavilhenry]

why do they keep using the same actors in space movies??? @nasa is this some kind of a conspiracy??? are you planning to actually send matt damon into space???????? don’t do it