I Swear I'm Funny

Just the best humor blog you’ll ever see nbd

[king]

as my bitch friend sasuke would say……….tch…………..pathetic

[ventreale]

*gets on one knee and pulls a small velvet box from behind my back* will you be the shark boy to my lava girl? *opens it to show a puka shell necklace*

[falincoded]

No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:

Kermit

[deadtrash]

“where are you planning on going to college?”

[photo-frier]

[stupidsexybowser]

A lemon astral projected into my mouth after seeing this

[cyandrift]

I can see this image with my eyes closed

[catbov]

a game: has a character creator

me: oh wow self insert rights

[unofficialshippingtrash]

Listen, if you let me dress up my character and name them, and let me choose their actions, you better goddamn believe I’m going to make my first play through the most self indulgent, amateur fanfic I can possibly imagine.

[dinuguan]

when puppies get to dog age just put ‘em in the trash

[crimewave420]

yeah we got a clear shot at him im about to take him out

[cinnamon-toast-cronch]

I just,,, wanna be a studio ghibli character,,.. where I wear loose fitting summer clothes and eat a lot of bread,… yk?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.”

Minecraft Players:

[emberpanda]

this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like.

[slimesauce-deactivated20180325]

[sleepy-st0rm]

hi what the Fuck

[jockxgoth]

[babyanimalgifs]

[octahedronhd]

[naamahdarling]

This is Shakespearian.

[geoclaire]

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

[cowboysuggest]

find a new niche of youtube videos and maybe youll feel better

[ventreale]

A vlog of a flat earther trying to walk to the planets edge to prove the earth is flat and the very last vlog is them exactly where they started

[casualmalexlfan]

[ventreale]

They’re prosthetics

[porcelaindust]

[ventreale]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

[memewhore]

[pumpkinylink]

Top Ten Anime Redemptions

[somecutething]

Orange ball!! ORANGE BALL!!

[lethecreator]