the guy from labyrinth turned into a bird!

heyo! i go by chippy, simon or poindexter (he/him)! i'm 28 and do not want any minors nor maps interacting with me!

[pinkplushiestar]

my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip

[asteronomical]

the funny thing about gracerocky with oblivious grace is that rocky is absolutely going through it. like he'd be thinking, "is leaky space blob STUPID, question? rocky try eridian courting. NO WORK! rocky try human courting. NO WORK EITHER! rocky try confessing. TRANSLATOR NOT TRANSLATE PROPERLY. 🎵🎵🎶🎵🎶!!!"

also i just know rocky is seething whenever he tries to talk about his feelings but the translator spits out some crude, chewed-up oversimplification of his confession that can still be reasonably construed as platonic. which grace absolutely does.

rocky: you are half of me, and i want us to be so inexplicably intertwined that it's hard to tell where i end and where you begin. love is too small of a word to encompass the depth of what i feel for you

translator: rocky love grace

grace: aw buddy i love you too!

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[mailgaze]

[this-is-trans-joy]

One last thing about the tattoo discourse, because i think all of the negative responses to it have basically boiled down to “trans men are obsessed with their agab because this trans guy got a tattoo of a uterus which I still subconsciously tie to womanhood and that’s why he’s a TERF for getting it” and I think the complete lack of self-awareness is astonishing. Start decoupling anatomy from gender right now 🫵 men have uteruses GET OVER IT!!!

[nkp1981]

Sylvester McCoy in Glasgow, Scotland, July 2026

[petemcvries23]

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

[peachdoxie]

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

[electrictopaper]

this gold shouldn't stay in the comments

[quasi-normalcy]

I think trans people should be free of the fucking medical establishment. I think once you decide to transition, you should have a hormone prescription that auto-renews for life. I think that you should only have to see doctors if you're having problems.

[c-53]

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

[c-53]

[c-53]

Really enjoying the bathroom knight rp

[halfpint-harlequin]

Incredible Stuff. Based.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr tags reading: #you roll off a little more toilet paper than you really need and out of the corner of your eye his grip tightens on the broadsword

Image #2: Tumblr tags reading: #you try to put some toilet paper back and the knight’s grip spasms for a moment before slowly relaxing

Images #3-4: Tumblr replies. fortidogi: i suck him off duh

bit-crushed-is-a-sock: Oh absolutely suck him off

wullfric: I also want to suck him off!!!!

seelcudoom: yall im pretty sure canonically they were burnt to a crisp and are just still bound to their ash covered armor there aint nothing to suck off

seelcuddom: wait no thats the black knights, silver knights still got their junk, i also suck him off /End IDs]

[spectre-squared]

and if there’s nothing Inside the armor to suck off, you can still suck on the codpiece

[kalcium-yippee]

Unfortunately my nervous system cannot tell the difference between the idea of someone possibly politely declining me and a nuclear bombing at my location.

[junglejim4322]

Unironically I think the early to mid 20s age group in America has unbelievably bad consent boundaries on all levels and so much language to defend it but this makes me sound like elon musk if I say it however the commonality of someone who will be like “I had 47 panic attacks and it’s your fault” if you tell them no is insane

[junglejim4322]

I rejected someone and got called “the scariest person I’ve ever met” with so much therapy speak interspersed like alright okay alright okay alright okay

[junglejim4322]

“You just say whatever you’re thinking and I don’t know how to handle it” was verbatim part of this conversation. Also everyone hates to see an autistic bitch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

When I was in this age bracket, there was a huge emphasis on improving consent culture via graceful rejection, and it's gone by the wayside. Which sucks.

Twice in my youth (once in high school and once in college) I was in situations where I was asking someone out and I could tell they were calculating in their heads the risks of rejecting me, and both times I said, out loud, "you can say no, I wouldn't have asked if I wasn't prepared for either answer." And then they said no. This wasn't some spark of special wisdom I had - I knew to do it because feminist conversations among my age group brought it up regularly. This isn't happening nearly enough anymore.

More recently, I was really glad when we got to "rejection sensitive dysphoria" in my IOP program and it was one of those symptoms where the therapists really emphasized how it affects others. Because it does.

Being someone who cannot handle rejection makes you much more likely to violate boundaries, and yes, that includes sexual ones. Yes, you, reader who has never hurt a fly. If you don't want to stumble backwards into sexually assaulting someone, fix your RSD meltdowns. If you keep them up it's only a matter of time. Because if you're nice enough to interact with, but are known to have RSD meltdowns, guess what happens when your friends and acquaintances need to reject you?

[yellow-cat]

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

[yellow-cat]

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

[chmyri]

there is no way this hasn't been done with them before

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March: why is he calling another man "babe"?

Healy: People are gay March

March: thats okay but I thought gays would call eachother hotcock or some queer shit not babe.. babe is a hetro word

[macleod]

in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s 

[macleod]

the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4

[macleod]

in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010’s 

[the-haiku-bot]

in less than two years

we will have adults born in

the 2010’s

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i can’t deal with that. stop.