Venus 💥

#1 Planet!!! My pfp keeps offcentering itself kill me Not sharing my main but if you know me (very unlikely) you probably know what it is

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Hi

I am the real Venus

Come visit I’m very safe :]

if you’re reading my posts in your head please do it with the most fucked up voice you can /silly

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Hi

im still alive

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I have this post queued for may 21st (officalverse day) this account may not be active by then because I’m lwk losing interest in the officalverse but. HAPPY OFFICALVERSE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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today’s the fucking day

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I have this post queued for may 21st (officalverse day) this account may not be active by then because I’m lwk losing interest in the officalverse but. HAPPY OFFICALVERSE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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If all of our last names are “Offical” does that mean we’re all related??

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hmmmm

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all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

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waves

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The first Officalverse council!

In this special council, we will be gathering members of the verse to discuss and listen about the events that have happened in the past year. I will be joining too, and my council organizer @garlic-bread-offical will get things started. Anyone is welcome.

@salamander-offical @evilpineapple-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @overlord-official @breadcrumb-offical @hitman-offical @burning-britain-official @swordsman-offical @nonsense-offical @someone-official @fourth-wall-break-offical @isopod-offical @envy-offical @everywhere-offical

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politely revolves around the Sun

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keep forgetting I have this blog hi!!!! How is evry1 !!!!!

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I got so many blogs to run I’m sorry 4 not rlly doing much

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keep forgetting I have this blog hi!!!! How is evry1 !!!!!

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I'm sorry but what the actual fuck is happening with the other elements?

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when bohrium-offical

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chat would you consider a tuba apart of ensemble respond quick I can’t google bc I don’t want the ai to be mad at me if I’m wrong

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please bros I’m desperate

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chat would you consider a tuba apart of ensemble respond quick I can’t google bc I don’t want the ai to be mad at me if I’m wrong

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never touching a train ever again why was there a guy letting a rat kiss and lick him😭😭 had to sit there for 45 minutes watching ts go on

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THE SAME GUY OH MY SHIT.

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hi!!!! Hi guys!!!!! Love yourself!!! If you don’t like Earth come live here!!!!!!!

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Roblox chat is gone and I’m not giving mega corporation my face

thank god I’m anti-social

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doing ts

Eggs: scrambled or omelette

Steak: rare/medium rare

Milk: soy

Alcohol: I’m a minor so nothing

Warm drink: if my drink is warm i will shit myself and smear the walls in retaliation

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It’s a shame there aren’t any bugs on Venus …

I mean like uh pretty ones like butterflies!

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Yeah I wish I had bugs here but they all keep dying ::[[

wait a minute.

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I’m waiting. Is that what normal humans say?

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you sure you’re not an ANTEATER buddy..?

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What do you mean by that!? I am absolutely appalled anteaters are clearly gross, I mean eating bugs all day? Am I right?!

Just because I think bugs…. Um en-teh-mology yk the bug one… are cool doesn’t mean I EAT THEM … man I am kinda hungry tho… not because of the bugs.

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I’m onto you..I know what you are…

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What? Gay /silly/gen

Oops wrong image…

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IMPOSTER!!!! GUARDS!! GET THAT ANT EATER!!