[venusasnb]

roadkill.com/careers

[grumfy]

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

[venusasnb]

it guys at work have fully updated the system we work in this is hell on earth give me my buttons back

[nemfrog]

How to cut your arm off without hurt or danger.  Lorento’s wizard’s guide, or, magic made easy.  1878.

[barry2018-2023]

absolute cunt serves absolutely

[barry2018-2023]

no?

[barry2018-2023]

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

[venusasnb]

punisher s2ep1 is some bulshittttt omg is the whole season gonna be like this please say no

[irelandz]

church, 2005

source

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[danaes-silver-hammer]

— Liam in the Heathen Chemistry EPK (2002)

[venusasnb]

was bringing some stuff over to my sister and left the bag at her place today she brought it back to me and she fixed the torn stitch there omgggg love on planet earth

[venusasnb]

this weekend two beautiful dolls tried to pick me up at the bar but i was having highballs with my bestie see im a good friend #FriendsBeforePussy

[venusasnb]

dear santa in 2026 give me dry humping

[venusasnb]

[venusasnb]

pretty blessed lately lowkey

[sacred-portal]

[wegmanweimaraner]

[worldscoolest]

Stockings from 1910

[venusasnb]

i like a kastle post once and the algorithm thinks im an mcu fan like no why would u get this idea

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"awww…ameeeeeen inshalla =)" (2005), shoe gal