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maggie/21/canada

[occoris]

i have too many eggs

hello friends, so my shopping list for mealime 4 the next 2 weeks specified 18 eggs, so i figured i would buy 30 and hard boil the rest bc i love me some hard boiled eggs as a grab and go food.

except in my attempt to obtain higher quality eggs i accidentally bought 60 of them instead

i have enough extra of the ingredients for the frittata imma make to make it twice, so i can do that, but that still only eats up, like, MAYBE 40 eggs total.

pls help either in the form of taking eggs from me, really good jokes about the number of eggs i have, and ideas 4 what to do with all these eggs.

if it helps (???) i HAVE got some other stuff to work with: rice, canned chicken, wide egg noodles, frozen precooked chicken, 1/2lb of salmon, and like corn starch and i think almond meal? also like milk, butter, seasonings, oil etc.

[cvberitual]

[schnedwob]

[zagreus]

[thetrippytrip]

[ripcloudbrah-deactivated2018090]

fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben

[ykana]

(via よこぼうる(@yokobouru_)さん | Twitter)

着地地点が文鳥 になってしまった文鳥。

[spanishskulduggery]

True stories from Spanish class:

My one teacher who was this uptight dude who if I had to describe him, he had the face and personality of someone angry that their car’s not moving but totally unaware that they’re in park.

Anyway. He was an awful teacher who spent more time being annoyed that he was a teacher than actually teaching us, and we only had so many Spanish teachers so I had him AGAIN the next year for Spanish 3, and it’s almost entirely the same class, and he’s talking about subjunctive which we hadn’t learned, and so we tell him that, and he rolls his eyes like, “You should have learned that in Spanish 2.” And some brave soul went, “YOU WERE OUR TEACHER FOR SPANISH 2!”

[raevn]

[venuspenvy-blog]

I chopped it all off

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[boarofthenorth100]

Have You Seen Him

[mitsu-eifie]

Sure have

[boarofthenorth100]

Im So Sorry

[smallcitrus]

liking this “since youve been gone” feature on tumblr mobile. personally, i love scrolling through 30 kramergate and slimetony posts before i can see what my friends are up to

[cheaphalloweencostume]

we’re your friends now

[cheaphalloweencostume]

heres just the facts about Fallout 4 folks

Hancock is my husband , and I love him

[sambla13]

[freakonakaleesh]

bethesda didn’t give the east coast mutants genitals cuz they were afraid

[freakonakaleesh]

in all seriousness though, you guys can tell me its a separate strain of FEV all you want, but I know for a fact that the ppl at Bethesda probably played Fallout exactly one time and just. didn’t remember or bother to look it up. they just remembered smth abt mutants not being able to reproduce and Todd was like “guess that means they’re Ken dolls down there”

[squiddy-fresh-deactivated202109]

Are you implying you want to see a big green and/or yellow shlong flopping around as you  hear bingle bangle bungle on the in game radio?

[freakonakaleesh]

yeah cuz im not a fucking coward and I want that immersive experience

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what Meyers Briggs type is Carl from ATHF

thanks in advance

[negatxve]

[tariqah]

Since it’s Nagasaki Day, let’s remember how the US convinced the entire world that the deaths of 39000-80000 people, which consisted MOSTLY of civilians, was equivalent to the attack on Pearl Harbour, a military base