A Happy Barista

GA // Catholic // Barista // Science enthusiast & connoisseur of podcasts // Also a lover of conversation, martial arts, and coffee & tea. ☕️❤️

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Shallan: I accidentally stole Jasnah's pen, how long do you think I have?

Adolin: 10

Shallan: 10 what?

Adolin: 9

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Renarin: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Dalinar: Wasn't Adolin with you?

Adolin: In my defense, I, too, was left unsupervised.

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Kaladin: *wakes up*

Kaladin: Not again

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Shallan: Jasnah has insanely strong opinions about everything. Go on and ask her opinion on something no one should have an opinion on.

Adolin: Jasnah, what's your least favourite multiple of three?

Jasnah: 27, obviously. Dumbass.

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Kaladin: What are you doing here?

Wit: Offering moral support.

Kaladin: You have morals?

Wit: No, but I support those that do.

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Teen Adolin: So the tea is-

Dalinar: For the last time, son, it's called a report and you will call it such.

Teen Adolin: Do you want the tea or not?

[starling-illu]

"I will accept that there will be those I cannot protect"

[onlycosmere]

JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION, YOU BASTARD

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Adolin: *pushing a pull door*

Shallan, who can read: Push harder.

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Hoid: What's the hardest thing for you to say?

Jasnah: I'm sorry.

Kaladin: I need help.

Renarin: I can't do it.

Adolin: Worcestershire sauce.

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Wit: Were you dropped as a child?

Shallan: Bold of you to assume I was held.

Wit:

Shallan:

Wit: Are you okay?

[paintweaver-art]

Here’s Syl to brighten your day! After her recently released interlude I simply had to draw her… She’s the best.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Dalinar: I think an apology is in order?

Kaladin: I-

Dalinar: Not you, son. *turns to Amaram*

Readers:

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Jasnah Kholin!

I´m so excited about the next stormlight archive book arriving this month!

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Kaladin: Truth.

Renarin: How many hours of sleep have you gotten this week?

Kaladin: Dare.

Renarin: Go to sleep.

Kaladin: I don't like this game.

[cccrystalclear]

Can’t wait for Rhythm of war!!

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Stormfather: How do you do this? How do you enter these visions without being invited?

Lift: Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy.