Schrodinger’s Brain Cell

He/him | minor | gay My dumb ass has too many thoughts for my thick skull, I am infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters, but I must post the random thoughts coursing through my head for all I know, one of these gibberish posts might be fucking Shakespeare and I’m just too much of a dumbass to comprehend it

[verdantachillean]

Time to do the thing

Intro

Name: Y (Y not?)

MBTI: ENFJ

Pronouns: he/him

⚠️minor⚠️

Media: Yo kai watch, pokemon, stardew valley, Love Is War

Hobbies: poetry, reading, internet addiction (help ME), cats, and shitposting

This blog is basically the Pokemon randomizer of blogs

What will I post next? A poem? A shitpost? Analysis? No one knows!!!! Especially not me!!!!!

[verdantachillean]

Shout out art fight

[verdantachillean]

I’m no complicated country lawyer, I’m just a simple country lawyer cis gay giving heavy nonbinary energy

[verdantachillean]

I feel like I want more storylines where the racially ambiguous and/or mixed race characters like struggling to connect with a part of their ancestry or like every part of it

Like actually make that a part of the character, this is a thing that affects people a lot

[jenniferchaulam]

/Can I interest you to my Sequel, who was shielded from his own heritage because he was

a. part of a group that was highly persecuted and therefore family members are more used to hush hushing their culture

b. was adopted

but then c. was adopted by someone who died before the story even starts

So he becomes no one and nothing?

[verdantachillean]

OOOOOOOOOOOO Mayhaps

[verdantachillean]

If you are ever bothered by an alpha podcast guy, remember alphas have the lowest penetrating power

[verdantachillean]

Is Mona Lisa a real person, or was it like Da Vinci’s OC?

[verdantachillean]

Third wheeling for the first time and yall have now got my mad respect, yall have to go through a LOT sometimes

[verdantachillean]

Stop woobifying me yall PLEASE

I do have a very woobifiable plot line but PLEASE

[verdantachillean]

I’ve lived in a garden for years,

Red rose bushes grow wildly all around,

They surround me, their thorns and vines growing ever longer.

A man with hedge clippers finds me in the bushes,

He says he was once the keeper of this garden,

But was forced to move onto other things.

“Leave” he said,

“The vines and thorns grow ever thicker and I worry for your safety.”

“But why would I,” said I,

“The roses brighten my day

The vines hide me from the rain,

And the thorns keep me safe!”

The gardener has a concerned look,

He said, “But you can’t live in this neglected garden,

The thorns will prick your skin,

And the vines will grow too heavy for you to move!”

I shook my head and sat down,

How could I ever leave my home?

Hesitantly, the man holds up his tool,

And cuts down my garden!

But the sun feels so warm,

And my skin is finally free to feel the fresh air!

Forever I will miss my garden…

But perhaps the gardener was wiser than I thought

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[paper-mario-wiki]

there was a cloud shaped like lois griffin in 1344 china and everyone recognized her immediately

[verdantachillean]

There was a cloud shaped like Stan Smith 8 thousand years ago, but everyone was too busy getting high on psilocybin to recognize him

[verdantachillean]

A world where time travel has immigration customs to prevent people from bringing bad stuff into the past and creating terrible new timelines. This started when someone caused a mass plague in the past by bringing completely new diseases to people.

[sophuna]

i will get a 5 guys trust

[verdantachillean]

I read this as the food chain… AP world exams fried my brain

[verdantachillean]

AP world exam, completed

All… the information I crammed into my brain that I didn’t need…

Why…

[verdantachillean]

I feel like I want more storylines where the racially ambiguous and/or mixed race characters like struggling to connect with a part of their ancestry or like every part of it

Like actually make that a part of the character, this is a thing that affects people a lot

[verdantachillean]

I feel like being racially ambiguous opens me up to a whole world of perspectives

Usually people wrongfully assume me to be asian but I’ve had South American friends confuse me for South American or Filipino friends confuse me to be Filipino

I find it really interesting to me how many people look at this ambiguous person and instinctually try to see themselves in it, a desire for community and familiarity central to our being

[verdantachillean]

What if emotes were like real emotions and there was one for depression that was just lying in bed

[verdantachillean]

Weather reporter that comes from a completely different climate zone

“It finally hit 30 degrees F, so you can finally take off that jacket”

“It’s now a chilly 70 degrees F, so put on your jacket”

Idk this idea is just so funny to me