Welcome to my Blog, Peasants.

Pizza? Pizza.

[alwaysbewoke]

[coinstar4cheese]

Next time you think your workplace is weird, please remember that my workplace has an annual tattoo night out, where we rent out a tattoo parlor, order pizza, play cards against humanity, and watch some of our coworkers get tattooed

[that1guykaiser]

Where do you work?

[coinstar4cheese]

A library

[shejla24]

[ironmans]

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

i’m setting buzzfeed on fire

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

whats the worst thing u can think of right now

[terriamon]

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

this is pretty high up on my list now that ive seen it

[hullaballoons]

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A PRESIDENTIAL CONSPIRACY

I MADE THIS WEBSITE LIKE 6 YEARS AGO ITS FAKE

EVERYTHING ON IT IS FAKE

I MADE IT ALL UP

AND NOW??????? 

I DID THIS????? THIS VERIFIED FB WOMAN WANTED TO BELIEVE JAMES BUCHANAN THE 15TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY RAISED PYGMY GOATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN??????

AND NOW??????????

SOMEONE HAS PUBLISHED IT?????????????????????? IT COSTS REAL MONEY???????????? NONE OF THE FACTS ARE REAL SOMEONE HELP ME

[valiantparadox-deactivated20191]

someone made a prezi

someone informed a classroom that James Buchanan was first choice over Sacagawea

[hullaballoons]

I know it’s so bad like how did this happen I just cannot believe

[mouthfullofsxnd]

All I can say is that I couldn’t ask for a better representation of the American education system tbh

[abaratianinthehereafter]

Okay but like…Gail Collins is not just a “verified Buttbook woman”. She’s a columnist for the New York Times.

You literally trolled over a million people.

[harbourseal]

I A M D Y I N G

[medie]

oh god, this is fantastic.

[teesadutta]

[sophiealdred-deleting-deactivat]

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this bee could piss on me if it wants

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

ok that’s it I’m kinkshaming

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

catch me if you can you vanilla motherfucker

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

[fairywodger]

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

[alaeries]

today we went to the park!

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

name one fucking difference between wii sports tennis and real tennis you piece of shit

[witch-robin]

running?

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

shut the fuck up i don’t have to listen to this

[cecilmurdock]

What have I done.

[chaoticlivi]

you’ve populated a small shrine. one day this will be excavated and anthropologists will begin to research the religious significance of these tiny, elaborate figures, determining they were considered an “equivalent exchange” for sacrificing money to the god Animu, each a likeness of one of his many Messengers.

anthropologists will debate over what each mysterious Messenger actually stands for. at first it will be professional and courteous, scientists who admire each other’s contributions.

but then one scientist will suggest that another’s most-studied Messenger is “not actually all that important,” and futuristic anon hate will begin.

[hiccuphaddck-deactivated2015082]

I’m pretty sure this is the nerdiest post on Tumblr.

[verenawilson]

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me: I am the backbone of this household

[silosenovengo]

And then Legolas jumped on his shield like a skateboard and totally rode it down the stairs. And he started shooting arrows like a motherfucker and was really cool.

J.R.R. Tolkien, somewhere in The Two Towers.

My favourite part of the books.

(via silosenovengo)

[cynicz]

*is a virgin* i’m such a hoe!

[turnon]