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while romantic Alucard is fun to think about, I must raise the hilarious probability of being besties with the literal No-Life King.
Just being a random HR/Cleaning Services Employee in Hellsing that somehow through all odds, managed to befriend The Impaler, and then as a result you now have Big Dog privileges when walking to a convenience store or a waffle house at 3AM. The usual gun-slinging, gore-splattering, mad-laughing vampire the whole of Europe's supernatural underground fears more than death is listening to you rant about Betty from Accounting who thinks it's soooo funny to eat your lunches from the company fridge, and you're weighing the pros and cons of putting in a ghost pepper in your next lunch with Alucard (who is an enabler and an agent of chaos and has probably made it his next mission to terrorize the living daylights out of Betty from Accounting in solidarity with you) who is also crouched in the parking lot with you with a bottle of wine while you gorge yourself on waffles. I think he'd sometimes enjoy acting out modern mundane insanities like going to a taco bell or a seven-eleven at the wee hours of the morning or listening to someone talk about office gossip. He'd be INCREDIBLY dry and snarky in giving advice (and most of his advice is basically "They can't do stupid shit if they have lead through their brains," which is NOT helpful), but Alucard DOES give great advice when a heavy or serious situation calls for it, methinks.
Integra is on the brink of losing her sanity, and Seras more or less approves of her Sire's newfound social life KEK
Okay okay, I know I've left this rotting in my inbox for what seems like forever and a half but I'm here now! Gotta say love the idea and I think it's got potential. I can imagine all of the shenanigans and honestly I wouldn't put it past him to make it a requirment that you get free days just so you can plot ridiculous shenanigans. Considering most of his work is at night, I wouldn't put it past him to be the cause of your chronic fatigue either from waking you up when he's done with a job or just keeping you up far too late.
Low key, I feel like he would be constantly tempting you with the idea of becoming an undead along with him. What's the worst that could happen, right? If you already work the night shift then there's barely any change! You just have a thirst for blood and have to share a room with Seras! If you work the day shift, especially at some mundane job separate from the work of Alucard, he'd be so quick to use all of your complaining against you. Betty can't steal your lunches if you don't have to work with her (he wishes you'd let him put a bullet in half the offices head by now, then you *really* wouldn't have to bother with them!
I could go on tbh, might do some headcannons for it! Thanks nonnie!
Finally! Someone that writes for Hellsing!!! Following...
Thank you so much! After a little self indulgent I'll get back on the train of Hellsing!
HAI VINCENT IS ROWANN :3
i would totally let u write smth with one of my ocs if you’d be okay with it ^.^
Oh for sure!!! Just give and I shall write!
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Uhm new hyperfixation drop in the middle of me moving to college? Am I gonna start writing once I’ve moved in since I get out so early. I know I’ve said it before but trust.
Between my obsession with TF141 + Kortac and now MTOC writing out the entire wazoo
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In your opinion what yandere do you think would be the worst to be stuck with and why Alucard, Captain, Enrico, Alexander and Walter, jan.
This is actually a great question and I really had to think about it for a second! In all honesty I think that out of the people you listed the hardest to escape would be…Alucard! Alucard is literally extremely powerful and if he quits behaving because he’s missing his darling lamb, Integra will likely spare little forces to ensure you are found if the vampire doesn’t scour the earth himself, not that he’d need to. You’d never leave after all, right~?
However if I were to look at everyone I’d say that Integra would likely be the hardest to escape if she is truly infatuated with you! She has reach all over the world and even the Vatican will likely help out if she makes a big enough fuss!
Hello I was wondering if you have seen the anime madoka magica I have a crossover idea if you do if not it's alright 🥰🙏
Hey there! No I haven’t seen it but I’ll certainly give it a look!
How do you think yandere Anderson, Walter, Captain, alucard, and enrico would react to a reader that is just unfazed by everything, just completely be chill about being locked up in there basement/room. They're just like "at least I don't have to pay tax anymore".
Thanks Anon, this one was low key fun to do!
Request: Yep!
Warnings: None really
Characters: Alucard, Anderson,Walter, Enrico, The Captain,
Alucard
“You’re telling me you don’t want to leave?”
He’s shocked, amused is a better word really. After learning that not only are Vampires real, there at least two entire organizations tasked with killed rampant ones, and he’s turned you into one himself, your only question is: So I live here for free? He actually starts laughing when he realises you really just don’t care that he’s kidnapped you.
“Do you realise how hard it is to find a man who will take care of you? I’ll take the free, if questionable, housing and lack of silverware!”
Father Anderson
“Well that saves me a wee bit of trouble, thank you lass!”
He is absolutely delighted that you want to stay with him. He dislikes being rough with his little love so being able to have you so compliant is perfect for him. He gets concerned with his happy you are to stay in a single room all day so because you are so well behaved, he takes you out for walks and to play with the children.
“I like being in my room, I don’t have responsibilities and I get to play with kids all day, why would I want to leave?”
Walter C. Dornez
“Very good Butterfly, I won’t have to clean up after all.”
He’s a bit weary, you’d be fine living with a butler who takes care of an estate housing a dangerous vampire? Because you don’t want to deal with being an adult? To him it’s odd, absurd almost. Over time he believes that you simply don’t care about the circumstances anymore and will happily move you from the dungeons of the estate to his quarters. He even gets Integra to give you a job as a means to help around, he doesn’t want you getting *too* lazy after all. Some responsibility is good responsibility in his eyes.
“Walter, you take care of me and I get gourmet meals for almost every meal…why would I leave?”
Enrico Maxwell
“Really? Well in that case how about I take you shopping?”
Enrico is absolutely delighted by this, and in eyes this is exactly how you should have reacted so he’s more than thankful for your easy cooperation. He’s quick to take you out having full confidence that you’ll stay by his side and you do. He introduces you to Father Anderson and brings you to his ‘visits’ with Integra who is surprisingly amicable despite what he says (only for your sake). He tries to keep you away from the grand scheme of things, however should you find out he’s shocked to know that you prefer to stay with him (not that you ever had a choice).
“I get pampered and protect from monsters, why would I leave?”
The Captain
“You..want to stay?”
He is…very confused. However, if you’re nice to him he’ll be nice to you and he’s got no problem relaxing with you when he isn’t doing anything. Being a werewolf, he’s very comfortable with cuddling you and you almost forget what he is and the kind of life he leads because of how well he tends to separate things. Aside from being a murderer of sorts, he’s an exemplary man and you couldn’t be happier. There isn’t a whole lot of talking, but there is a whole lot of cuddling.
“Mmm, so comfy!”
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how are you feeling today
Eh I’m alright I suppose, this week’s been a bit of a bully. Thank you for asking though, trying to prepare some things for here! How are you?
Here’s a little fun thing while I work on some asks! These choices come from the top three winners of the last poll along with what in currently working on!
What would you like to see the most of?
Hellsing
Criminal Minds
Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel
Honkai Star Rail
Yay! The poll is all done and HSR is the winner! Once I finish the asks in my inbox I’ll be working on some HSR content, feel free to ask for anything though!
Kinda curious how you would rate the escapeability of some other yandere characters from Hellsing if that's okay, like Jan, Luke, Walter and the Doctor
Hi anon! Are you the same one as before, if so hello again!
The scale will go like this: 0=Inescapable 10= Complete Escape
Slight warning as ya know...yandere...
How Escapable Are They PT.2
Jan Valentine
Escapability Rating: 6/10
“The fuck are you going babe?”
Jan is very…scatter brained, to put it best. He relies more on his big brother for all of the logical thinking so when it comes to escaping him you need to keep him distracted long enough to skidaddle. The only trouble is 1.) He likes to show you every thing, and 2.) His brother, he knows you’ll try and run. If you can manage to get him distracted or start done trouble your chances are pretty high!
Luke Valentine
“I don’t have time for this, sit still.”
Escapability Rating: 5/10
He’s disappointed in you, trying to escape, really? You know he doesn’t have time for this, so be good and sit still. That’s his downfall, his brother and his work. He expects you to just do as he says and scares you into sitting still, but hell never resort to physical punishment and once you realise that it’s easier. Any time he is caught up you can try and slip away but he’s just so damn fast. Better hope you can hide well~
Walter C. Dornez
“And where are you off to Butterfly?”
Escapability Rating: 2/10
He has all the time in the world to ensure that you will never escape, and he is utterly captivated by you. His level of strategic thinking is not to be trifled with and he has most certainly set up his threads all over the house so he knows exactly where are or are headed. He even sets threads on the clothes he sets out for you in the morning so the likely hood of you escaping is slim…unless you don’t wear what he asks you to. He’s busy enough to where you are not always but his side, however if you can be then you will be plain and simple. When you aren’t, he expects you to wander of practice some hobby so there is plenty of time for you to think and explore possible escape routes. All this is good and well but once he has you, you can’t escape so your execution of your plan has to be flawless and clever. But do remember he works for the Hellsing Organisation, meaning he has favours to cash in should your agility best him.
The Doctor
“You will stay right here my precious specimen, where I can keep a close eye on you~”
Escapability Rating: 0/10
Sorry, but there is no way you are getting away from him dead or alive. He keeps you in the same room he performs experiments on just to revel in the way you quake and shiver at the blood curdling screams of his victims. He scared you into submission without a doubt and will even threaten to mangle you so you simply can’t move away from him. You are his perfect specimen, and he intends to keep you.
Bonus
Rip Van Winkle
“Mein Liebling, why are you trying to leave me?”
Escapability Rating: 3/10
You would think that she’d be pretty easy to escape but she can be very manipulative and clingy. She will try to win you over by love and care genuinely wanting to keep you all to herself, however if you refuse her advances she will resort of emotional manipulation. She knows just how to pull on the heart strings of mostly anyone, and well if that doesn’t work she always can lock you up and have Zorin or The Doctor mess up your poor little mind and make you dependant on her. You are her darling, what kind of lover would she be if she let you leave?
Here’s a little fun thing while I work on some asks! These choices come from the top three winners of the last poll along with what in currently working on!
What would you like to see the most of?
Hellsing
Criminal Minds
Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel
Honkai Star Rail
