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Bat, do you think the widow's already got her MPC gala outfit sorted? I'm fully expecting her to turn up like she's hosting the event, busy marking her territory. With that many Peakers around Sam, she'll probably feel the need to pee on every corner. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

faa208

What do you see here?

https://streamable.com/tl4rb8

This moment at the tartan parade

uniqueninjallama

This video

Sam is trying to escape.🧐

❤️

Damn it, Sam, what do you want with this brazen woman? Who doesn't shy away from anything.🫣

mememukisblog

Look how easy this is. 🙄

Yesterday everyone was obsessing over Mallorca, and today they’re suddenly in Los Angeles. See how easily all this drama and "evidence" is manufactured?

I can recreate these scenarios in minutes, and I’m not anyone's PR team. If I can fake it this easily, anyone can. It’s all made up.

Can we finally drop the nonsense and stop falling for everything we see? It’s getting old.

#IDon'tBelieveYou

P.S. New addition 15 seconds later 😘

had2bu-samcait

“Meu riso é tão feliz contigo… o meu melhor amigo é o meu amor!” 💙

mariaae

This is gold! 💯‼️

mememukisblog

Look how easy this is. 🙄

Yesterday everyone was obsessing over Mallorca, and today they’re suddenly in Los Angeles. See how easily all this drama and "evidence" is manufactured?

I can recreate these scenarios in minutes, and I’m not anyone's PR team. If I can fake it this easily, anyone can. It’s all made up.

Can we finally drop the nonsense and stop falling for everything we see? It’s getting old.

#IDon'tBelieveYou

P.S. New addition 15 seconds later 😘

had2bu-samcait

“Meu riso é tão feliz contigo… o meu melhor amigo é o meu amor!” 💙

mariaae

This is gold! 💯‼️

mememukisblog

More pics from Mallorca

Enjoying the sunset 💚💙

Dinner time ❤️💜 and... I'll leave the rest to your imagination. 😘😘😘

bat-cat-reader

Someone should remind the widow to pay a little more attention to the details of what she posts, because the real story is always in the details.

A beach umbrella branded with a well-known drinks company, thanks to @sgiandubh for spotting it, when renting umbrellas and loungers is cheap and saves you from lugging half your house to the beach.

Then there's Sam, dressed like he's heading out for a selfie, not a beach day. Logically, he'd have been shirtless or at least wearing a tank top, like he did during the cave tour. Seriously... who goes to the beach in that outfit when Spain has been roasting under extreme temperatures?

And why crop the photo while still leaving just enough in the frame for everyone to know it's him? If you're going to show him, show him. What's the point of playing this half-in, half-out game?

Detalles, detalles, detalles. Cuando no sabes distinguir entre querer ser el centro de atención y terminar siendo el centro del chiste 🤡

Ella ha hecho suyo el ridículo de una ridícula estrategia de comunicación, eso de querer ser imprescindible en una conversación a la que nadie la invitó tiene sus riesgos pero...🤡

Details, details, details. When you can't tell the difference between trying to be the center of attention and ending up as the butt of the joke. 🤡

She's fully embraced a laughable PR strategy. Trying so hard to make yourself indispensable in a conversation nobody invited you to has its risks... but I suppose that's the price of confusing relevance with self-insertion🤡

😂

ashmarie1687

L.O.V.E.

L is for the way Sam Looks at Cait (on video chat)

O is for it’s Obvious anyone can see (for how many flipping years)

V is for Very, Very, not so subtlely (Mr. Glass face Heughan)

E is for Ever see a man adore her more? (NO!)

Gifs by @stewartandclarke and they are so awesome.

And this is my rendition of LOVE.

samheughanswife

The look of love

zeya-zg

Yup, yup and yup!!! 💚💙😍

lallybroch-pr-watch

In one word: pathetic. In a few more:

Remember the story with the hats at the Dodgers game? A few hours of people questioning whose hand it was, and then suddenly their sad little game selfie appeared?

Apparently the goats weren’t enough to establish the location this time, so a video had to be posted with both the venue sign and the name of the island clearly visible. God forbid anyone in the fandom miss her location two whole weeks after Sam was spotted there.

How pathetic is it that she has to spoon-feed people clues on her “professional” account just to imply they vacationed together?

Which is a slightly funny thought, considering that for the past year he has looked allergic to her touch and as if making eye contact with her might cause him to burst into flames.

I have a lot of thoughts about this. Mainly, I find it interesting that Caitriona was also in the same country at the time, which is certainly a fascinating coincidence. But none of those thoughts lead me to actually believe Sam and Steph vacationed together.

And just for fun, who can tell me what the Christmas stories and the Mallorca stories have in common that sets them apart from the vast majority of everything else she posts?

sdreamersc82

THE COUPLE 🔥

sdreamersc82

DIVA. Sam is a lucky man!

mememukisblog

SC 💙💚

sdreamersc82

Happy Sunday my fellow shippers ❤️

maximumwobblerbanditdonut

What sort of motorcyclist is SH, then, and whatever possessed him to choose that particular type of guest?

Cue "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith—that iconic 1975 hard rock anthem born entirely out of tension and interpersonal loathing. Perhaps that is SH’s own vibe right now: a bit of toxic tension bubbling away beneath the surface. It appears he is navigating a rather delicate situation regarding personal boundaries, self-worth, and relationship dynamics. Deciding whether to accept someone's glaring limitations or live in hope that they might change can be deeply tedious 😵‍💫

It’s time to grow up, surely? An antlered moose. Seriously? Did a certain animal choose motorbike, and he tagging it for a laugh? Or perhaps the "sweet emotion" of a ride through Gallo-way—which included the animal beside him. If so, the man has a sense of humour. It was all a bit of a "pinch-me" moment.

Naturally, this is a textbook sunk-cost fallacy. The longer SH lingers in this "randy adventure", the harder it becomes to make a graceful exit. He will likely cling even tighter to his position and swallow his own fabrications. After all, admitting the truth would mean acknowledging that the time, effort, and resources he has already squandered were an utter waste.

SH’s guest is clearly struggling with a specific manoeuvre—one absolutely vital for basic motorcycle control and safety—yet he remains blissfully unaware, offering zero correction. Precisely when he ought to be passing on seasoned riding tips to his companion, he chooses instead to behave like an overgrown child. Forward-mounted pegs allow a beginner to stretch their legs. Granted, mastering tight cornering takes a bit of practice—a fact that, predictably, completely eluded her. Or is "mastering tight corners" simply another fictional skill she claims to possess, and he foolishly swallows whole?

In all likelihood, he is well aware of her distinct lack of skill and simply chooses to look the other way. If he possessed an ounce of sense—which is highly debatable—he would wait until she demonstrates something resembling solid proficiency. One mistakenly thought he had a sharper mind and slightly better judgment.

He could offer his guest some advice on riding style. But, as always, that’s rather pointless when he doesn’t know much about it himself. Why doesn't he announce the final leg of the route where his guest disappeared in a photo? The motto here is simple: motorcyclists ride out together and arrive together, without acting like a bunch of muppets over the weekend.

Posted 3rd July 2023