Harrowing Fate

Where the author of 'Jazz Exposure' can be a real tumblr user. :)

[muffinrag]

So, VivinkArt on Twitter designed an Australian based Pokemon game, complete with starters, a map, and a regional champion - Steve Irwin

Gallopoli is the Pokemon Nurse companion

This little chicken turns into a goddamn 2 meter tall spider THAT IS BASED OFF A REAL SPIDER

[muffinrag]

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

All of these are ORIGINAL DESIGNS, and that last one is a regional form of Krookodile.

Game Freak hire this bitch challenge

[nos4ay2]

Most of these have names that in this context are punny. I love it.

[genericttrpglover]

Wow these are amazing half these designs are better than current new Pokémon. Starters esp

[ewaneneollav]

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

[athenavine]

Said the Baudelaire children.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[chris-evans]

This is so in character.. I CAN’T EVEN

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[fursonja]

do you think they dyed and styled their hair like that because they fucking love their eeveelutions so much or since its anime were they born with hair like that and chose their evveelutions based on the destiny their hair fortold

[gorps]

😬😬😬

[moooniper-deactivated20211222]

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[idreamofjimmy]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

let’s take a moment to consider that they actually took the time to answer these questions so they could stay friends with jimmy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[versatz]

Me On Chopped

Judges: she's just, she's just shoving food into her jacket, she's literally just here to steal food,

[bogleech]

Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means “dragon’s illegitimate child”

[rox-and-prose]

Petition to rename seahorses “dragon bastards”

[rox-and-prose]

It legit just occurred to me that this explains Kingdra being a dragon type

[mjalti]

[bunjywunjy]

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

[no-thing-2-sea]

Hi I do not like that

[thebootydiaries]

man lying on the hospital floor gasping: need .. IV ...

me, roman: four WHAT???

[thebootydiaries]

priest: do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

bride: i do

me, a roman, tearing up: one do what????

[thebootydiaries]

wife: I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry. I’ve been cheating on you with my ex

me, a roman: [with tears in my eyes] your ten WHAT???

[wadey-wilson]

two types of villains