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listening to supercut (2017) on loop to remind myself that nostalgia distorts the brain, that there's a reason why i fell out with someone and why we have each other blocked, but those reasons won't show up in the supercut of us as the good moments are wild and fluorescent in comparison

dykesonfilm

Whole house undiagnosed

eroscestlavie

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

eroscestlavie

????

eroscestlavie

Hey. What

trash-slvt

"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt

villainessbian

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

kurhanchyk

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

pinkblanc

beholdingslut

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

beholdingslut

“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny

caracalliope

his descriptions were extremely on-point, and frankly inspiring when writing a hurt/comfort scene

Instagram poets could never!

lobautumny

For those who want it, here is the entire list:

Anyways, dude's 1,000% a huge masochist. Nobody just describes pain like this unless they're enjoying it.

onehundredandtwentyfour

sextuspompey

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

sivavakkiyar

White people will constantly produce an entire stream of discourse, constant news coverage and 80+ years of anthropological totalistic coverage on you and then say ‘why is everyone focusing on us?? white is practically a slur now’ and then this catch’s on for the reason they’re able to do that

khoesib

It's crazy how on the post about Brazilian PR, I did not mention westerners once and people in the comments started talking about the American school system and how Westerners need to learn about Operation Condor.

Sometimes we can talk about global south nations in relation to other global south nations without having to bring up Europe or the Anglophonic settler states.

Your local white person will give themselves the freedom to redirect any topic (any topic AT ALL) to talk about their supposed disabilities and issues but the minute you point out a connection between colonial violence or imperialist structures, (that they have not learned about and do not care to understand from poc because the only interaction they have with poc is our food and the theft of our aesthetics,) they will try again and again to undermine you, say you dont understand what theyre saying because your response was unexpected for them.

Then, there is the philosophical undressing of you as a person, your morals, your ideas, your virtue, everything will be questioned by the mighty white seeking to dismantle your opinion solely because you spoke about colonial violence and theft!

I wont be silenced, everything you consider woke now existed and was venerated in my culture years before the thoughts even reached your puritanistic communities.

You do not hold the authority to silence me.

starlitsequins

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

dogpuppy

fortunatelychaoticphantom

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

prismatic-bell

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Go forth. Be free.

ophilosoraptoro

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

sodorz

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles