cats and jazz

18 m atlanta, ga i'm really gay cats are important to me and they should be to you too

[oneman-wolfpackk]

[benevolentvulture]

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Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

[thenicestavenger]

[robeblr]

Oh BITCH this is a mood

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

[leispiachh]

I don’t have to make everything gay but I want to and I fucking will 

[kscotter]

[queernigga]

BYE

[whitepeopletwitter]

Damnit Karen

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I had the WORST fucking nightmare last night that I took a Lyft up a mountain pass in a super dangerous road and my driver was like this super fly 80 year old lady who didn’t give a single fuck and drove recklessly, and I was SCREAMING the entire time that we were gonna die, and at one point she drove off the road straight off a cliff and I thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS HOW I GO” but she pressed a button and her car fucking TURNED INTO AN AIRPLANE and she was like: “BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE! NOT TODAY BITCH, NOT TODAY!”

I woke up EXHAUSTED. 

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

OH MY GOD ???

[with-practice]

the mysterious case of benjamin bottom

[with-practice]

[lizclimo]

OCTOBER! 

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Womb is the most detailed 3D printer

[velveteas]

your power, not his.

[turing-tested]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[psychoticrambling]

[klapollo]

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

[alicornmoonstar]

The dream

[kingslacky]

[postingmachine9000]

Honestly if you even call yourself a “Stan” I should be legally allowed to hit you in the face with a fucking shovel

[thivus]

what if that’s your name

[postingmachine9000]

that’s different obviously

[thivus]

it shouldnt be

[iamnotapotato]

[becausebirds]

[stubbornseedling]

Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

Thank you patient bird.