not that anyone actually follows me still (i love you, 3-5 freaks) but name change from @kapkin to @zizi-bee ily mwuah

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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Show & Tell

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
we're not kids anymore.
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
Game of Thrones Daily
Mike Driver
Not today Justin

Product Placement
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH

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Andulka
DEAR READER

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@zizi-bee
not that anyone actually follows me still (i love you, 3-5 freaks) but name change from @kapkin to @zizi-bee ily mwuah
Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away
Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?
we all mourn in different ways
hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter
this job market is a fucking nightmare
No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture
God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe
There’s something wrong with me
she kills me
fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now
big fan of romance horror. big fan of terrible people still being loved. big fan of bending morality and turning the grotesque into something beautiful.
I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.
maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright
i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should
is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?
watched sinners. i am so fucking angry with all Tumblr™ users.
so what you got from sinners was... remmick as a blorbo. not "music as a coping and bonding method in the presence of overwhelming grief". not "lateral family bonds as a form of black community and survival". not "early acceptance of death in black youth". not "black women as the focal point of community". not "christianity as a tool of assimilation". nothing but "wow remmick is so ✨babygirl✨". whats crazy is that yall lowkey played out the violence of film (white exploitation and decimation of black culture and community) like. perfectly. you parody yourselves.
i finally saw the movie right after having to read some uwu racist say that sinners was "het slop". het slop. wow. if i started killing would you blame me if i never stopped.