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chuuya, at dazai's funeral: can i please have a moment alone with him?

atsushi: of course.

chuuya, now leaning into dazai's coffin: wake up you lil fucker i know you're not dead

dazai, opening one eye: yeah well no shit

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chuuya, at dazai's funeral: can i please have a moment alone with him?

atsushi: of course.

chuuya, now leaning into dazai's coffin: wake up you lil fucker i know you're not dead

dazai, opening one eye: yeah well no shit

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Tigress: I have a very sharp memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Black Sheep: You forgot me in a Walmart parking lot once

Tigress: That was on purpose, try again

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PM!Dazai: I wanna ruin our friendship

Chuuya: 😳 😳

PM!Dazai: *disappears*

Chuuya:

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Kokichi: Y/N-chan~~~

Y/N: Oh no, you used the squiggly line, guess i gotta fall in love now.

Kokichi: What?

Y/N:What?

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[the zodiacs in one class]

Gemini: i know everyone here.

Scorpio: oh really?

Gemini: yeah, after school Aries will be in detention, Leo will be walking around waving at people, Sagittarius will be on the roof, Aquarius will be in the science lab, and if i run and jump at Virgo, they will definitely catch me.

[Gemini starts running at Virgo]

Virgo: nO IM HOLDING COFFEE- [drops mug to catch Gemini]

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rosa @ marcus: 

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the carmen sandiego season 4 finale really just had to do me like that

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ouma: alright kaede! give me your hairdryer!

harukawa: what hairdryer?

ouma: dont girls keep one in their bags?

akamatsu: no?? have you ever met a human woman??

ouma: wait what?? [calls miu] do you keep a hairdryer in your bag?

iruma: of course, im not an animal.

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Kaede: hey can we go outside?

Tsumugi: no

Kaede: why

Tsumugi: the 𝓈𝓊𝓃 𝕚𝕤 ą ÐêåÐl¥ l̾a̾z̾e̾r̾

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Kokichi: Sorry i'm a little late shuichi, i was… doing things.

[loud stomping can be heard coming from the hall and Kaito barges in, noticeably dishevelled]

Kaito: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

Kokichi, smirking: Push is such a strong word… i prefer to call it

giving you a nudge.

Kaito: OH I'LL GIVE YOU A NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS-

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can we just think about how in non-stop when angelica’s sailing off to london she has a part in that big clutter of voices 

like 

imagine shes just on the boat with her husband and like ship crew and stuff and all of a sudden she just yells at the top of her lungs “HE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED” like 4 times with no visible pattern to the other passengers

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Kaede: omg! why would anyone want to hurt ouma?

Maki: because they met him?

[silence]

Maki: did i say that?

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Maki: how does kokichi usually get out of these messes?

Shuichi: he doesn't. he just makes a bigger mess which cancels the first one out.

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:(

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Tenko: Just remember, the quickest way to a man's heart is between his fourth and fifth rib!

Himiko, who only came to ask Tenko if she wanted to see a trick but ended up being pulled into this hour long lecture:…ok?