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Hi I'm Lina. 27. she/her cis broad. been here since 2011 :/ minors DNI

[verystablegirl]

i will literally reply to anyone on here even if ive never spoken to you before

[dungeon-vault]

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[pmamtraveller]

1970s canned goods label designs, from The Art of the Label by Robert Opie.

[katebeckets]

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

[katebeckets]

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

[yoan-le-grall]

[64mpg]

people will reblog my posts and add tags like “this but unironically” girl i was serious the first time………….

[dandylion-s]

This is a hymn to me. I wish I could kiss you on the lips L Black. I'm sending you my warmest regards across the aether.

[akashicrecord]

I'll block a bitch on Google Maps (you can do that)

[gifs-of-puppets]

Bear in the Big Blue House (1997-2006)

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[kosmogrl]

the fact that ronaldo can’t even cry properly because of all the botox never fails to take me out

[vintage-tigre]

[akashicrecord]

[byjove]

he has no personality, I cannot think of any 3 ‘interests’ less interesting, which would be fine if he wasn’t also fucking evil

the post went on to detail how he wants her to lose 40 pounds too (she frames it as being due to his interest in fitness and not the fact he is a loser) and all of the commenters are saying “hey, red flag, code red, all of this is bad, not a single good thing about him, he really sucks and he is making demands/setting expectations that are controlling and ridiculous” and she is making edit after edit defending him up and down despite being the one to ask the internet their opinion. I’d never tell anyone to stay quiet about their relationship because that is a surefire way to protect abusers but stop coming online to tell everyone about your evil boyfriend and then express defensiveness and misplaced anger at people giving you advice on an advice forum. just log off if you don’t like the advice.

[byjove]

in contrast to another op

admitting you were in the trenches is so powerful

[worldscoolest]

[haruhi-sama]