chaos and depression @vesperdaqueer - Tumblr Blog

not the best & w no background bc i am Lazy, but here's irondad taking his kids (adopted human!nebula on his shoulders, harley, & baby peter) to the park. safety first!

[Please do not repost or use my art for anything thx]

itsallavengers

the fact that the Scepter Loki used to nearly wipe out the planet and Natasha used to save it was put in a metal case which Tony Stark then promptly used as a chair, putting his dick mere inches away from an infinity stone, is proof that Iron Man’s meat really is huge and his big dick energy is powerful enough to battle with the force of the mind stone itself. in this essay i will

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op do you accept constructive criticism

itsallavengers

what the god damn hell is there to critique about iron man’s huge meat

fullofmultitudesfullofshit

I hate this fucking hell site so much

itsallavengers

That’s only because you cannot accept that Iron Man’s meat is more huge than yours

eversoslightlybitter

I had to read this and now you do too

itsallavengers

You make it sound like reading about the massiveness of Iron Man’s meat & the strength it possesses was some sort of hardship for you. Why.

vesperdaqueer

gee, lemme just ask this one question: what and why the fuck

scumfuckus

2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

lifeofcynch

the memories... the NOSTALGIA

itsallavengers

Tony Stark believed he had mutant powers until he was like eight and his child psychologist told him he did not in fact have the power to turn invisible involuntarily, his father just didn’t love him.

capnstars

Steve Rogers buying a deck chair, lugging it all the way to the top floor of the Avengers tower, stripping off his clothes so he’s just left wearing his swim trunks, and sun bathing.

Clint gives him an odd look, because of course Clint’s up there too. And Steve’s just like, “I’m taking a day.”

And then, soon, Tony is hovering up there in the armor trying to figure out what’s going on, peering into the horizon, “Is this the new lookout fashion? Because I have to say I’m digging it.”

“Nope.” Steve says, nonchalantly pulling on a pair of sunglasses.

And then Natasha just appears to his left, super casual, like she was sitting there this whole while. Nobody dares to ask.

There is a crack of thunder and then Thor drops down from the sky with his arms stretched out like the benevolent god he is. “Is this a new human ritual?” He asks and Tony shrugs, not looking away from the skyline, because hey, the city is really pretty from way up here.

Banner is the last to arrive, in a frumpy sweater, holding a mug of tea and looking like this is the first time he’s seen the sun in a while.

There is a long pause, and then he tentatively asks, “What are we doing?”

Everyone looks at Steve of course, who just gets comfortable in his chair and says, “We’re taking a day.”

- also known as that time Steve Rogers led his team to take a vacation instead of battle.

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@bardingbeedle

He only puts it down once, and that’s to let a group of Girl Scouts sit on it while waiting for the pedestrian signal at the crossing to turn green.

That’s the picture that goes viral. Steve Rogers and a bunch of little girls sitting on a deck chair on the footpath munching on cookies from a box he bought from them while they wait for the traffic to move on. They ask him what it’s for and he’s like ‘sunbathing’ and these sassy nine year olds are like ‘oh cool, remember to apply sunscreen, Captain America.’

And then, of course, he carries on, hefting it onto his shoulder and taking it all the way to the tower, where, because it doesn’t fit into the public elevator, he takes the stairs. All the way to the roof. He passes by the Janitor, who doesn’t even blink because Jerry’s used to this kind of thing now.

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@bardingbeedle

No one really knows what Jerry the Janitor‘a job description is except Pepper Potts. What Tony knows is that he’s number 2 on Pepper’s speed dial. What Natasha knows is that he gave her the blueprints to the building when she asked for them (with a knowing look). What Thor knows is that whenever he accidentally breaks something while learning to control his powers, Jerry is there with a pat on his shoulder and a pop tart at hand, no harm no foul. What Steve knows is that Jerry makes the best cup of coffee in the building and his services are coveted. Jerry has been around for a while, but even Fury couldn’t tell you how long that is. Steve gives the rest of the cookies he got from the girls to Jerry of course.

The deck chair sales in the country spikes, and when Tony uploads a selfie of the Avengers hanging out on the roof with #TakeADay, it trends. That week the Internet is flooded by people posting pictures of themselves chilling on a deck chair in the strangest places. In the middle of a basketball court, in the balcony, on top of an inflated raft in a pool. It opens up conversation about minimum wage and mental health and how important it is to take care of yourself.

When Steve realizes this, he starts taking his chair and joining various protests. Just puts his deck chair right down, in nothing but his swim trunks, and let’s people take selfies with him while he makes his statement. Whichever Avenger is available at the time joins him. Tony convinces Thor to wear a speedo- it breaks the Internet.

Sometimes when Tony cannot make it, he sends DUM-E, the bot is a hit, helping people pour lemonade into little cups. The stand is setup by Jerry the Janitor, of course. Jerry is 56 years old and loves giving out high fives.

vesperdaqueer

this is so wholesome

eucalyptus-sage

weightless

Sometimes, when Sam is scared, he goes flying.

He slips on the suit and gets to a tall enough building and then goes off into the countryside, avoiding people and planes.

Most of the time, he doesn’t do anything special.

Most of the time, he simply flies, without a destination, without a purpose, without even a reason. He doesn’t do rolls or flips or any sort of stunts, he just spreads his arms…and flies.

Most of the time, it’s not quiet. Even in the forest there are the sounds of owls and birds and trees rustling, and in the city, it’s even louder. But there are times when Sam pushes it, really pushes it, flies higher than he should, and it finally goes quiet.

His brain goes quiet, or maybe it’s just the sound of wind whistling through his ears. Either way, it’s too quiet and too loud to think. Sam likes it better that way.

Most of the time, he comes back after a few minutes, 30 minutes or so, just enough to clear his mind. Enough to shake off nerves and fears and thoughts that threaten to weigh him down. Enough to remind those same fears and thoughts that he isn’t scared of them, that he can fly, that he’s invincible.

It’s not true, but he likes to pretend it is.

Most of the time.

But it’s not most of the time. And this time, Sam pushes too far and ends up so high up that he’s struggling to breathe, and for some reason he’s laughing, except it’s not joyful it’s- sad. Like his body and mind are so tired of being sad that they’ve decided to take a different route entirely. Like the fear and the sadness and the anger have all been bubbling up to this- a lightheaded soar through the sky while Sam laughs like a maniac.

It’s not healthy, and his therapist is going to have a field day, but for one moment, one blissful moment, he can feel air under his wings, can hear his own laugh, and Sam can finally, finally, finally breathe.

federalbureauofislam

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

alexeishostakoff

steve knows a soldier when he sees one.

he knows the look of a man fighting a war that doesn't seem to end, who's lost too much and hurt too bad and keeps fucking going regardless, who can do this all day.

batman looks like that.

bruce wayne, too, in rare half moments.

it's in the shoulders - they way they're crushed under an enormous weight and stay steel straight anyways.

he glances at him over a glass of whiskey that wouldn't do shit to either of them, and says, "you ever think about giving up?"

bruce looks him in the eyes, though not quite, stare locked on something far, far away. "have you, captain?"

that's all the answer either of them need, really.

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inspired by the amazing @starksquill‘s superfamily edits, here’s Tony and Steve being funny on instagram (joke stolen from Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds)

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