Vessel

Barely 19 singing machine [he/it] https://www.youtube.com/@vesselmakesthings

[vesselmakesthings]

Intro post!!

🪴My name is Vessel! I am a UK based punk and I like to make things. This account is for me to catalogue the things I make and look for inspirations from others.

🪴 I am not rich!! I am a poor boy and I focus on functionality/practicality and affordability. You’ll see more of how I make my clothes last life times as I post.

🪴I have asks/submissions open for people to share advice, share their work or just to say hello! I will be posting things relating to kink from time to time so if that’s not something you’re comfortable with feel free to block!

About me!!

🪴I love music so much, my special interest is Ghost and I am always ready to yap about them.

🪴I play music and I perform- I am a drag king made from scraps and also the lead of Germ Warfare.

🪴I have a big soft spot for folk punk music and can often be heard busking some bangers in the sun

🪴I am a queer trans man and take pride in that, I like to show that in my art.

🪴I am a film student and am hoping to start working on my first longer short film. You can use the link in my bio to see what I’ve been up to so far!

[vesselmakesthings]

TikTok - Make Your Day

Haiii new diy video!!!

[vesselmakesthings]

Working on a video on how easy + cheap punk fashion can be! Should be posted by tonight

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

[librarycards]

#and hairy

AND HAIRY

[actuallyrylandgrace]

Farting at the function next to the fan and #imnotsorry

[actuallyrylandgrace]

I’m sorry I was drunk I take back my statement

[vesselmakesthings]

They all found out and I’m now banned from sitting on furniture at the functions

[weltenwellen]

Taking Care  Callista Buchen

[tboy-cock]

if ur skinny and u get all sad and mopey like "ohhh im so fat )): im so ugly and fat ))): being fat is the worst thing i could possibly be ))): i shoud lose weight and quit being so awful and fat ):" you owe every fat person 1 million dollars and if you say this shit to fat people directly, 2 million, and if you say "oh youre cute though but IM ugly and fat, i dont hate fat people i just dont want to be fat" when said fat person is upset about you saying how much you hate yourself for "being fat" its 3 million

[germwarfareofficial]

How are you handling the heat? Me? I’m out husking in the sun!! Here’s a sneaky clip of me a little sleepy playing some AJJ

[germwarfareofficial]

In a world of AI it feels like an honour to make terrible music because at least we did it ourselves

[infectiouspiss]

prime ministers saw the lettuce outlasting liz truss and now as soon as shit hits the fan they're buying a lettuce and once the first spot of mould appears they resign

[infectiouspiss]

the nearest tesco to downing street can tell when a prime minister is on the way out because there's suddenly an order for 200 lettuces

[crippled-peeper]

crap, you can get sepsis from an STI? that’s terrifying

yeah

certain STIs can completely wipe out the protective mucosa of your reproductive tract and they can spread upwards into your abdominal organs

I had a tubo-ovarian abcess that was 9cm by 5cm. It took only 72 hours to grow to that size (did not show up on first CT, but did show up on the 2nd). they almost gave me a laparotomy and I was insanely lucky they got it with a surgical drain.

the first symptoms I had, I thought I had a UTI that was really bad. but then I just.. kept getting worse. and worse. and then I couldn’t think. I couldn’t piss. I was in so much pain I couldn’t even ambulate on my own bed. and for the first time in my entire life, I had the medical symptom of feeling imminent doom (it was UNSHAKABLE). I was scared I was going to die. so I went back to the hospital. and that’s why I’m still alive

[crippled-peeper]

it’s ok to reblog this. I want you to reblog this.

condoms aren’t lame, boring, or difficult to find when the alternative is dying or feeling like you are shitting glass in the hospital for weeks.

learn from other people’s mistakes. you won’t have time to make them all yourself.

[byjove]

I will delete Welshphobic comments immediately. This is a safe place to make fun of the English or British people as a whole, tactful nuanced jabs at the Scottish may be tolerated depending on the subject matter. The moment you make a sheepfucking joke, you will be dealt with.

[inamax]

Hey so

[ayagdos]

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[yeehaw-tguy]

So yeah no

These people are forming this "study"

I wonder what else they've done?

huh. well she's just leading the survey, maybe the other two are better?

nope, all bad people who only want to hurt us.

Stay away from this study please.

[buttpoems]

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[asksanguinius40k]

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

Paywall removed here

[moniquill]