uncanny valley girl

Sammy | 24 | any pronouns | watch me ramble about fire emblem @ragamuffinsage and ffxiv @fiveseastosevenhells

[garak]

i understand stoners of the 60s and 70s deeply because if i didnt have computer and internet and all i had to entertain myself was prog rock and pulpy sci fi fantasy novels i would be smoking hella and imagining kingdoms of gnomes and alien prophesies all day too and lord knows i would have been impressed by air brush paintings

[fuckblast]

Fuckin think youre too good for airbrush paintings, prog rock, pulp scifi, shwag weed, gnomes, aliens, wizards, dragons, warlocks, albums with interludes, weed with the seeds, dark dungeons, towers, elves, sexy elves, distastefully sexy elves, twelve minute long songs, books that smell like basement, basements that smell like books, and van art?

[teathattast]

[deleteduser-mchnsthnk-deactivat]

[pop-art-sixties-seventies]

Andy Warhol par William Kennedy, 1970.

[digitalfossils]

Intel Corporation 1994 Annual Report

[energyprison]

They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

[bunniope]

the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you

[tordenvejr]

and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?

[suddenlysomewherethatsgreen]

[kitttenteeth]

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

[soracities]

happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !

[soracities]

"anything worth doing is worth doing badly"............."not failing as he fell but just coming to the end of his triumph"......goodnight (it's noon)

[isabelopaque]

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

[isabelopaque]

really glad to see we're all doing great 3 days into the month

[porcelain-rob0t]

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

[porcelain-rob0t]

all the cooter carriers know The Slime

[porcelain-rob0t]

this is a hit with the slimers

[allsadnshit]

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

[arrows-for-pens]

[noxshade]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

I cant live like this i need to befriend somebodys grandma

[ianosmond]

Important safety information about the eclipse on Monday

You *can* remove the eclipse glasses during totality; not before or after.

If you find yourself falling apart instead of falling in love, turn around, bright eyes.

It is no longer considered best practice to cut the beating heart out of a human chest at the top of a pyramid to bring the sun back; nowadays, they just short out a LUCAS device.

If you are imprisoned by an evil bishop, break out, and look for a hawk and a wolf who are in love.

Most critically - No matter what, do not buy any strange and exotic plants which mysteriously appear during the eclipse.

[catgopurr]

Newspaper ad by Al Parker

[papayajuan2019]

not people thinking they can escape heartache. avoiding it at all cost is itself a form of it