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Just watched "The Grimm Variations" on Netflix and I can't tell if my favorite episode is the Little Red Riding Hood episode where the wolf is a cyberpunk bishounen serial killer or the Bremen Town Musician episode where the main characters are a lesbian sci-fi cowboy throuple who adopt a lonely gremlin child before committing vigilante justice.

mrawkweird

To absolutely no one's surprise I sold my soul for the millionth time.

radiolightning

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

Want some more?

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

I’m back with some more!

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

to find later

addiewho

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

boy-in-the-stars

pinning thissss

fiddlepickdouglas

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

nyxsomnia7

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

classycookiexo

capricorn-born

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

weaselle

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

vmohlere

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

ufo-ikawa-deactivated20240208

Ari! I finished your fic commas of care recently and wow I was so blown away by the story I loved it so much 🥺 you don't have to ofc but you would ever consider writing a sequel? maybe even a drabble into their future? no pressure though, thank you for your writing :)

anon i’ve been hoarding this ask for months because i always wanted to write a little drabble… and i finally did! thank you for your kind words and i hope you enjoy this little snippet into their future :’)

commas of care masterlist

“You know,” you say as you crawl into bed with Kita, “the point of leaving Sakura with my brother is so we can take a break and have some alone time, right?”

“I know,” Kita says. You curl against his chest and feel the sigh leave your husband. “Do you think she misses us?”

You lift your head to look at him. Kita, as expected, is pouting. Successful CEO of a company valued in the billions, and he’s pouting because he’s never been away from his daughter for this long. You give him a soft kiss, “You’re so cute. Of course, she misses us. We’re her parents.”

“Right?” Kita nods, looking a little more self-assured before frowning again. “What if she doesn’t miss me ?”

Your brows furrow, “What do you mean? Sakura loves you. Of course, she misses you. Whenever you have to go to work, she always asks about you. And then when it’s almost time for you to go home, she keeps looking at the door, waiting for you to just walk in.”

“She’s so cute,” Kita whispers.

You push yourself off of Kita’s chest, sitting up fully to look at him. “What’s this all about, darling?”

Kita covers his face with his arm, “I don’t know. What if she only misses me because she’s supposed to miss me? Because I’m her dad.”

Sometimes, you think you could strangle Kita’s parents for never loving him right. He says things that make your brows raise, things that remind you that your husband never had a normal childhood. It’s become more evident now that you’re raising a child together, how clumsy he is about things that are right or wrong with regards to parenting.

It doesn’t make him a bad parent in your eyes though. Just clumsy, something you can’t fault him for, because you’ve made mistakes yourself.

You think nobody’s born a perfect parent anyway. It’s something people just learn as they go.

Besides, sometimes, Kita only needs a little encouragement. A little cheer and support.

The tiniest bit of love goes a long way.

“You know,” you smile, pulling Kita’s arm from his face. “Kids don’t think like that. Adults are the ones who have crazy ideas about what we should and shouldn’t do. Sakura only misses you, because she misses you. That’s all.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah,” you nod, grabbing ahold of his hands. “Now. Enough worrying about our baby. You need to worry about more important things.”

Kita laughs—just watches as you straddle him, placing his hands on your waist. “And what should I worry about?”

“Me.”

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⋆·˚ ༘ * bf texts!

feat. suna rintarou

warnings: none! just some crack texts and fluff between suna rintarou x gender neutral reader

a/n: making smaus are so fun, like im actually having the time of my life. but at the same time its so hard coming up with ideas that seem funny im struggling…but here’s suna!! my first hq post!! feedbacks and relogs always appreciated! i hope you all enjoy this one, and let me know who i should do next :)

masterlist

sorryles

would they cry at your wedding?

haikyuu!! edition

type: reader insert / hcs

genre: fluff!

warnings: none!

starts crying before they can even get their suit/dress on lmfao. cries hysterically. it takes their friends a half hour to get them stable enough to get into their wedding attire.

[hitoka yachi, shoyo hinata, tadashi yamaguchi, kanji koganegawa, atsumu miya (he would deny it later though)]

tears pool in their eyes when the pianist starts playing, right before you reveal yourself to walk down the aisle. cries silently, with a proud smile.

[tooru oikawa, yuu nishinoya, koushi sugawara, hajime iwaizumi, wakatoshi ushijima]

tries to hold it in, but lets the tears flow while trying to say their vows. meeting your eyes makes them want to cry even harder. when it's your turn to say your vows, they're hiccupping, sniffling, and laughing at themselves at the same time.

[kotaro bokuto, kiyoko shimizu, lev haiba, takanobu aone, satori tendou, yuji terushima, shinsuke kita, aran ojiro, rintaro suna (would also deny it later)]

cries during the reception, when they see all your friends crowding around to congratulate you. watching you get whisked away to dance, having people toast to your marriage. they cry happy tears as music blares in the background. they jump up and down and cheer along with their friends.

[asahi azumane, daichi sawamura, tetsurou kuroo, ryuunosuke tanaka, issei matsukawa]

doesn't cry at all, or so you thought. when you finally get home after a long night of celebration, as you tuck yourselves in bed, you can hear their low sobs when they think you've fallen asleep.

[kei tsukkishima, tobio kageyama, keishin ukai, taketora yamamoto, kenma kozume, takahiro hanamaki, keiji akaashi, kiyoomi sakusa, osamu miya]

haikyuu is full of emotionally constipated men.

let me know if i missed any of your favs <3

feitanii

"stop making that face, omi. you're gonna get wrinkles."

"you can't tell me what to do."

"mhmmm, you're absolutely right. I can tell you the truth, though. you wanna get all pruned up before 20, hm? gonna be my little prune?"

kiyoomi could only pout more at your words. had he not been in such desperate need for affection right now, he might have flicked your forehead for insinuating that he'd become a prune just for frowning. instead, he opts for nuzzling further against the edge of the couch, in between your legs. his soft hairs tickle the skin of your thighs as he moves to get comfortable in his position on the floor. you were sat on the couch, gently tilting omi's head back and plucking any stray hairs from his brows. though, it proved to be quite difficult with his constant pouting.

"what's got you so angy anyways, hm?"

"first off, don't say angy, alright? 'm not a child."

you can't help but giggle, smoothing his hair back and leaning over to press a quick kiss to his forehead. "yeah yeah, just answer the question." he grumbles, but glances up, effectively looking at you from below.

"well, if you must know... I had a really bad time at a diner today."

"diner? what, did you fight one of the workers?"

"wh—? no, I just—"

"fair enough. you probably lost, huh?"

"I did not get into a fight with the staff, yn— the waitress was handing me my drink, and she had her palm on the rim of my glass. I mean, really—?"

you double over in laughter, "omi, love. that's how most staff serve drinks—"

"well it was gross. that's a stupid rule and they should change it." he whips his head away from you, going back to pouting and wallowing in disgust. you coo at him, turning his head gently to get a glance at his big, doe eyes. they aren't filled with any real distress, as you suspected— just pure softness from your man.

"oh, omi. did it really bother you?"

"yes" he groans, "I just" you whiteness a small shiver run up his back, "im not scared of germs, okay? I'm just—"

"you're just cautious, baby." you finish for him, "and that's fine. try a fast food place next time? you can fill your cup up on your own. and the workers wear gloves."

he grumbles at your suggestion, "maybe..." you smile, he's way too cute to handle. you scratch and massage at his scalp for a little, "come one, omi. let's get you off the floor. it's late."

"I think I want to stay here for a bit..."

you tilt your head, "are you sure?" he nods, although a bit hesitant.

"yeah...hey, uh, could you keep doing that?" he refers to your scratching. you smile, "alright, but at least come up here on the couch. the floor can't be comfortable." he listens, crawling his way onto the couch and follows your hand that leads his head to your chest. he's way too comfortable now to protest, not that he really wants to.

"night, my little prune prince."

a sigh follows, "g'night... love you"

you giggle, "I love you more."

your scratching on his head doesn't stop, but his pout surely does.

kazemi-archive

Malleable

Pairing: bf!Hanamaki Takahiro x Reader x Matsukawa Issei

Word Count: ~5k

Genre: Smut. no plot. i’m not sorry.

CW: light dub-con (no explicit yes at first & mentions of reader being fucked when unconscious), filming, slight size kink, vaginal penetration, facefucking oral m!receiving, im unhinged sorry.

Pronunciation: mal·le·a·ble Definition: able to be pressed permanently out of shape without breaking; easily influenced; pliable.

Summary: Playing anything other than video games with your bf and his best friend was not the original intention…but who are you to complain about it?

18+ Only below the cut, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, I’m begging you, please. If your blog is ageless or under 18 do not interact with this.

avocadotoasting

most attractive quirks and traits to haikyuu characters; grab bag

sugawara, nishinoya, yaku, aone, oikawa, hinata, akaashi, atsumu, komori, hirugami

sfw | gn reader | fluff

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etherrreal

“would you be mine(craft)?”

Pairing: kenma x gn!reader Genre: fluff, friends to lovers Summary: your dating life sucks, Kenma’s dating life sucks, so what’s there to lose if you just date each other? WC: 1,670 Warnings: N/A A/N: honestly, if one single person asks for it, i’ll write their date just because i love writing for kenma lol -Luna

You’ve been in this position before: holding the hand of your date as you approach your apartment building, turning to him with a polite smile on your face as you share some general kind words about the night. Then he starts to slowly lean in, head tilting and eyelids falling shut, seeing if you’ll reciprocate the gesture, which you do.

And it’s like it always is: he kisses you and you kiss him back. It’s fine. It’s a perfectly serviceable kiss, and you know that the idea of fireworks and unicorns jumping over rainbows the moment you kiss someone is a fantasy sold to you by Hollywood, but you’ve definitely had kisses from previous partners—or, hell, even previous breakfast burritos—that sparked more emotion than the one you’re engaging in right now.

But that’s how you know it’s not really fine. And when you pull away and open your eyes again, you muster up the most convincing smile you can while bidding your date goodnight and heading into your apartment building. And as you stare at the bright red number count up, riding the elevator to your floor, you already know that you’re not going to be reaching out to plan another date. Instead, you’ll be sending the same very formal text you’ve sent so many times before about how you enjoyed your time but simply “didn’t feel a spark” and you hope he has good luck with his dating life in the future.

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bvnnyjo

PLEASE "this was a mistake" (hurt no comfort - I LOVE IT) with either Kuroo or Sakusa you can decide 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙇🏻‍♀️

woah crazy this totally hasn’t been sitting in my ask box for two months because i was having the most god awful writers block in the history of the universe haha. i am so sorry please forgive me.

pairing: sakusa kiyoomi x reader

warnings: hurt no comfort, sakusa is an idiot fr :(, not proof read as per usual, gonna be real i have no idea what prompt list this came from <3

wc: 710

“this was a mistake”

neither of you loved spending all this time apart. but sakusa was part of a big league team now, which meant traveling. sometime's he'd be gone for weeks before returning home to you just to leave within a few days. it was hard, on both of you. you coped the ways you could, video calls and constant texting. but it was never the same, was it? every voice mail or 'sorry i missed your call' text made the distance between the two of you more and more apparent. the distance that was more than just actual, physical distance. it was between the two of you emotionally as well.

things were okay until he returned home from his most recent trip. you noticed he stopped replying to texts the days leading up to his return, he didn't even let you know when he had landed safely back in your area of japan. he came inside all huffy, muttered a few words to you before excusing himself off into the bathroom for a shower. declined you invitation for a bath together instead, and locked the door behind him. none of this was typical kiyoomi behavior.

when he finally came out of the bathroom he looked like he had been crying. "y/n, can i talk to you?"

"of course, omi, anything," you made space for him on the couch next to you, anxiously awaiting his next words. "is everything okay? you've seemed kind of distance since you came home, i wanted to give you space just incase you needed some but-"

"this was a mistake," kiyoomi let out a deep breath, "i can't keep doing this with you. the traveling and the distance, and i know it's not good for you either." he watched as your face went from concerned to heartbroken in the matter of three seconds. he couldn't believe he was doing this. to you, of all people. the one person he's ever felt a real connection with. but he knew this would be better for both of you. he’d stop feeling so guilty for leaving you alone so often and you’d stop being lonely all the time.

“omi? what do you mean this was a mistake?” you tried grabbing his hand, but he pulled away from you. no, this isn’t fair. he can’t do this to you. “whatever’s going on we can work it out, kiyoomi. don’t do this.”

“there’s nothing to work out, y/n. we’re both miserable being separated constantly. i can’t stop traveling and you can’t come with me. this is just what’s best from both of us.” no it isn’t, he told himself. he knew that, this was killing him. he hoped you knew this wasn’t easy for him, either. but he’d never want you to have to be the one to do this. no, sakusa knew you’d stay too quiet for too long and suffer in silence.

“you’re really breaking up with me?” your voice broke, “right now, after you just got home?” sakusa only nodded. you took notice to the tears streaming down his face now, matching your own. if this hurt him so much why was he doing it?

if sleeping alone three weeks out of the month meant you got to stay with him, you’d cherish the one week you did get. you’d sacrifice anything for sakusa.

and that was the problem, of course. he knew your dedication and knew you’d throw everything away for him. it terrified him, the thought of you tossing everything aside from him. he had to do what was best for you.

even if it meant breaking your heart.

“i’m sorry, y/n. i’m going to the miya’s tonight. i’ll be back sometimes with them to get my things tomorrow.” he turned his back to you, having already packed a small back with the select few things he may need in the next twelve hours. he took one final look at you, knowing it may be his last.

it sucked, and it hurt. you wanted to scream at him. but all you could do was watch as the love of your life walked out the door and to his best friend’s house, leaving you here alone again.

but for good this time.

reblogs, requests, comments nd likes appreciated! <3

kyopmi

“are you going to stare at the ceiling until your brain turns to mush or are you coming to bed soon?”

sakusa kiyoomi pokes his head out of the living room doorway as he stares at your figure with a ghost of a pout on his lips. it's considerably late but you have yet to make your way into the shared bedroom, prompting him to come look for you instead, only to find you quietly lying on the couch, your mind no doubt taking you places. what concerns him, however, is a lack of witty response from your end – not even a playful glare shot his way – as you simply hum and tell him you'll be there in a minute.

kiyoomi sighs inwardly and makes his way towards you, ignoring your disgruntled protests as he lifts your head and squeezes himself under so your head is cushioned on his lap. he stays silent for a while, resorting to gently running his fingers along the crown of your head. his heart swells when he feels you relax into him as he continues the motion.

he doesn't need to ask about what's been keeping you up, he already knows it's the same thing you've been fretting and dreading about for the past week; and no matter how much he wishes he could make it and all your anxieties disappear in a blink of an eye, it absolutely kills him that he can't.

still, kiyoomi wants to help you in any way that he can.

“hey.”

he pulls you back to reality as you look up at him from his lap.

“you're going to be just fine, love. i know it.”

his voice, soft and strong at the same time, coupled with the small yet reassuring smile as he gazes at you in earnest is enough to chase away the doubts and worries plaguing your mind, the confidence behind his words making you believe him wholeheartedly.

and for a moment, there is only you and kiyoomi.

and you close your eyes and release the shaky breath you've been unknowingly holding when he dips down and plants a tender kiss on your forehead as if to seal his words in a promise, his warm hands squeezing your arms.

“tha–”

kiyoomi is quick to shush your attempt to express your gratitude with a finger on your lips, shaking his head teasingly and instead nodding towards the bedroom.

“will you come to bed with me?”