anyway , sorry for being somewhat of a disappearing act . my muse for widow hasn’t died , i just have a big issue with balancing blogs since i’m typically always mobile . as i mentioned before , i do have another blog i’m more active on , but it IS a fortnite blog , so i don’t expect anyone to follow me there .
i’m gonna ??? make it my mission to do something here at least once a week , but i make no promises .
hey , listen . consider . widow in a solid 3 piece suit . she has spider cuff links . she carries so much raw sexual energy that even akande can’t look her in the eye .
THERE’S SOMETHING COMFORTING ABOUT HIS VOICE , the buzz , electronic inflection through circuit strung vocal chords . he’s the first facet of familiarity she’s found since her arrival , and the only person she has been willing to spend her time around since . she watches screen flicker , unfazed , merely a robotic equivalent of facial expression . she furrows her brows and fixes him with a partial — frown in return .
“ I HAVE REASONS . ” the question seems to dance around in the furthest reaches of the mind — space , echoed by a softer , more melancholic voice . { why must she hurt ? why must she kill ? } “ to protect someone . ” it’s said pointedly , but the answer isn’t directed to him , not really . it’s reflected internally , attempts to quieten her companion . but , deep down , the widowmaker knows there’s SOME FORM OF SELFISHNESS to her actions , in keeping amélie alive — keeping their shared body alive — she is keeping herself alive . ( a cruel act of self — preservation . ) but she’s free here , away from the threat of talon’s grasp , so why does she continue to vouch for violence as a first resort ?
see , there is a drawback to harbouring the emotions of two people , eventually , IT ALL BECOMES TOO MUCH , it’s an inevitability . there’s a choice to be made , a switch flip : feel everything / feel nothing . widowmaker took comfort in the latter . but sometimes , emotion is necessary , she will lean on it like a crutch of some sort , narrowed down , fined out , LIKE A PIN PRICK . the moment of the kill is the only thing keeps her focused , it brings her back .
MAKE YOUR MUSE AND YOURSELF !
( from left to right : myself , widowmaker ( i manually edited her skin ofc ) & amélie ! )
tagged by : @zundkerze ( thank u sm !! ily !! )
tagging : @bitchspy , @mekabound , @divinesouled & whoever else wants to steal this !
( also tagging myself so i can remember to do this on my other blog later . @spacevented . )
Mercy, Hammond, and Roadhog for the ovw hero meme if you're still doing it!
@vcsionary . / hero meme .
MERCY ;
how often I play them : hi please don’t judge me based on my 162 HOURS on mercy , not including smurfing hours . in all fairness , i was a very dedicated mercy main prior to her nerfs . after that , i suffered a lot , but i’ve found my love for her again these past few seasons . there’s nothing quite like getting that risky rez off or zipping between a perfectly positioned team effortlessly and finishing a game with zero deaths . turns out , i never actually hated playing mercy , i really just hated being FORCED to play her . there’s a larger range of supports now and i’m confident in a lot of them , but mercy still owns that little bit of my heart .which maps I like to use them on : every map , honestly . i like wider spaces though , with less obstacles to block me from latching on to my team members or using my guardian angel .which skin I currently have equipped : it’s devil right now . i had a particularly agressive battle mercy game last night that and that’s my go — to skin for those engagements . :)who I ship them with : mercy’s in that area where shes VERY shippable . i mentioned before that i think mercy and bap would be cute , gency , mcmercy , pharmercy , mercykill , somercy , healingarrow , meicy , angelbunny , zarmercy , mercana , moicy and symmercy are also things i like .
HAMMOND ;
how often I play them : 13 HOURS , not bad . i love his play style a lot and he’s the only thing i have left that’s similar to the fortnite ballers ( f in the chat , #UnvaultTheBaller ) .which maps I like to use them on : lots of walls or spinny points .which skin I currently have equipped : lunar is an underrated skin . v clean . v nice . he’s baby .who I ship them with : HAMMOND GETS NO SHIPS .
ROADHOG ;
how often I play them : 6 HOURS , my least played tank , excluding sigma bc he’s new ofc . i don’t actually enjoy playing hog too much , but his survivability is quite good so sometimes i dabble for that more than anything . which maps I like to use them on : koth maps are where his survivability shines , so mostly those .which skin I currently have equipped : hog actually has some really good skins but i’m partial to bajie . mister piggie man ,,,,, who I ship them with : ??? only roadrat tbh .
how often I play them : 18 HOURS , but I can guarantee there’s more on my ‘ ovwlezbians ’ smurf .which maps I like to use them on : god , anything that has a good flank route and close ( but not too close ) quarters . kings row is great . I like eichenwalde and sometimes hollywood too !which skin I currently have equipped : I actually switched to graffiti last night . before that it was all stars 2018 . who I ship them with : E M I L Y . but i also like her with sombra and d.va . as mentioned before , i don’t care much for widowtracer .
MCCREE ;
how often I play them : 3 HOURS , HE HAS LESS HOURS THAN GENJI , LORD FORGIVE ME . I SIMPLY CANNOT AIM HIS GUN . HOW THE FUCK ????which maps I like to use them on : yeehaw pardners , we on route 66 , i’m rootin’ , i'm tootin’ , i'm cravin’ some pie , i'm going mccree .which skin I currently have equipped : van helsing . who I ship them with : ashe , genji , sombra , mercy . hanzo and mei are also pretty okay .
WINSTON ;
how often I play them : 15 HOURS , just slightly above orisa . i love winston’s mobility a whole lot and my ass loves a good unorthodox winston & rein combo . i also go winston when my friend wants to play d.va in dive .which maps I like to use them on : anubis , paris , blizzard world . basically any map that has that kinda ‘ high ground sightly above choke ’ thing going for it .which skin I currently have equipped : catcher . I'm love his cool glasses ... who I ship them with : idk what the rules for shipping genetically engineered gorillas is , help ! imo , winston has as much right to relationships as anyone but also ... he’s asexual , that's the tea . regardless though , he’s allowed 2 love , i say so . winston and mei is cute now .
how often I play them : 45 HOURS , but they’ve … kiLLED HER NOW … SO IM UPSET … the nerf to her healing and her shield was a little too much imo . i personally think she’s in a super weak spot now since the nerfs . for a hero that’s supposed to get up close and personal she’s lacking in survivability .which maps I like to use them on : i loved using brig on payload maps and maps with boops ( think ilios well and that one nepal map ) . KOTH also good .which skin I currently have equipped : engineer . who I ship them with : brig with pharah is my die hard ship i don’t cARE I’D KILL FOR THEM . d.va is also great , and brig with lúcio is a rare pair i’ll die with . zarya is a decent candidate too .
ORISA ;
how often I play them : 15 HOURS . baby numbers …which maps I like to use them on : hanamura defense , havana , junkertown and rialto . i’m VERY particular about my orisa maps .which skin I currently have equipped : forest spirit , best orisa skin . unless she gets a reindeer skin this christmas , you can’t change my mind .who I ship them with : happiness . but also bastion .
how often i play them : 38 HOURS , not including any hours i accumulated on my smurf before i forgot the email . i’ve kinda fallen out of love with her now , so my numbers will probably stick like this for a while . u-uwhich maps i like to use them on : none recently , but i liked maps with lots of walls ( king’s row is / was a favourite ) and those closed in KOTH maps similar to reaper . the orbs bounced . :))which skin I currently have equipped : scientist . i like her stabby hand .who I ship them with : the only moira ship i have is actually moira and mercy . it's the only one where i could see moira being Not As Toxic As She Usually Is . also she’s a genderfluid lesbian , pry it from my cold dead hands .
how often I play them : 10 HOURS . not a great amount , but it does put him in the mid - ish kinda area regarding my time played on heroes . a lot of those hours were last season too . i kinda ... went through a phase .which maps I like to use them on : I like running him in those closed - in , close quarters KOTH maps , like lighthouse or lijiang garden & night market . i also think anubis is pretty okay .which skin I currently have equipped : it’s dracula right now since i was matching with my friend’s huntress widow .who I ship them with : doomfist , soldier , sombra , widow , mercy . I also kinda like the headcanon that alejandra is his daughter , so ale’s mom too .
how often I play them : 32 HOURS in total , babey ! I love sniper mom so much , but i'm no pro with her . i can be a little selfish with my nade and use it primarily to heal my team rather than anti the enemy , which is my biggest downfall . but despite that , i'm not absolutely useless at aiming !!! so , that's something !!!! i haven't gotten to play her much this season , but i intend to change that eventually .which maps I like to use them on : defense , defense , defense . blizzard world and paris are two of my favourites . also temple of anubis . basically anywhere i can perch a little away and be safe .which skin I currently have equipped : c - corsair ... pirate hot .who I ship them with : anahardt is the otp , the end game . i also like the idea of her with mercy or sojourn tho !
BAPTISTE ;
how often I play them : i apparently only have 6 HOURS on bap and that makes me sad because i love him so much , i should play him more over the next few days to try and raise that . regardless , he’s still pretty new , i guess ! which maps I like to use them on : paris defense hot . i also like using him on KOTH maps .which skin I currently have equipped : talon . it’s like ... the only one i use anymore . dfgfdghjhwho I ship them with : sombra and lúcio . bap / mauga are bitter exes . bap with mei or mercy could be cute too ??? imo .
how often I play them : I only have about 16 HOURS on zenyatta , so i don’t play him all too often . since i tend to heal with a friend who’s more damage - y , i just don’t think zen’s healing is enough to sustain a team , which is why he’s never played much . u-u which maps I like to use them on : when i do use zen , i like using him on 2cp or hybrid maps .which skin I currently have equipped : zen - nakji ! i stan my boy jjonak .who I ship them with : i don’t have many for zenyatta , but I think bobyatta is kinda cute . genyatta is okay but it’s … really not my favourite . i have a guilty adoration for zen & dva ( harmonerf ) too .
D.VA ;
how often i play them : d.va is my second most played hero at a solid 74 HOURS ( not including any hours from my other accounts ) !! i love her a lot and she’s without a doubt my favourite tank to play .which maps i like to use them on : there’s no such thing as a bad d.va map , that’s just facts .which skin I currently have equipped : I’m pretty sure its cruiser ! i love that skin so much .who I ship them with : this … is going to get long so uh . d.mon , casino , king , dae - hyun and overlord . lúcio , zenyatta , brigitte , zarya and tracer . ( AGE GAP WARNING ! ) i’m also a fan of hana with sombra , genji , mercy and hanzo .
WIDOWMAKER ;
how often I play them : i have 48 hours logged on her on my main account , on top of another 26 from my widowmaker account , which comes together for a grand total of AT LEAST 74 HOURS of my life spend playing pretty sniper laydee .which maps I like to use them on : i love using widowmaker almost everywhere if i think i can get away with it , but certain KOTH maps are a nightmare for her . last point blizzard world also isn’t great imo .which skin I currently have equipped : odile !! that skin is my skin . she has a lot of good ones but i always find myself going back to it . i also love spider , biathlon and huntress .who I ship them with : gérard / amélie is canon and yet so severely underrated . aside from that though , mercy and sombra are my go — to , with reaper and maximilien quickly following . other good options , in my opinion , are doomfist , hanzo , genji , pharah & symmetra . i’m … not the biggest fan of widowtracer or ouihaw … gfhfghrghfgh
GENJI ;
how often I play them : I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BUT MY 4 HOURS ON HIM IS STARING ME IN THE FACE AND CALLING ME A BITCH ASS LIAR . i’m not great at genji , i can’t hit his shurikens to save my life , i'm very bad with my swift strike economy and I can't kill anything with dragonblade . needless to say , i don't play genji in comp ever .which maps I like to use them on : i don’t use genji but when i do its usually on oasis . or rialto .which skin I currently have equipped : i have the London spitfire away skin equipped right now , but young genji is my usual skin . i love my carrot topped son .who I ship them with : mccree , sombra , widow , d.va , lúcio and mercy . as mentioned before , genyatta is okay but not my favourite .
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