i'm known to be quite vexing

indie harley quinn nsfw and selective

[angstmemes]

Sexual Humiliation Starters

“Don’t you look good on your knees with all that cum in your face.” “You’re not allowed to wear underwear tomorrow when you go out.” “Bend over the windowsill so I can fuck you and you can look outside and smile at the neighbours.” “Spread your legs and finger yourself. Look me in the eyes so I can see your pleasure.” “No, you’re not allowed to wear anything today. And no, I’m not closing the curtains.” “When I count to ten, you’re going to cum.” “You look good getting fucked… Now smile for the camera.” “You’re going to put that inside of you and I’m going to keep the remote and give you pleasure whenever I feel like it. Maybe even tomorrow when you’re having that presentation you’ve worked so hard for.” “Look at you all tied up with cum running down your legs… I think I’m going to keep you there for a while. Maybe show you off to my friends.” “I want you to record yourself masturbating and then you’re going to send it to me so I can decide whether it’s good enough to put online. Now don’t disappoint me.” “Wear this collar so everyone knows you’re mine.” “I want you to leave the bathroom door unlocked whenever you’re in there. You don’t deserve privacy.” “I’ve got a party tonight. I want you to be the ‘special entertainment’, if you get my drift.” “Look at that tail. Doesn’t it suit you well, pet? I’ll feed you if you behave.” “From now on, whenever someone asks you where you got those bruises, you’re going to tell them your Master gave them to you as a gift.” “Now stick out your tongue so I can cum on it.” “I’ve never seen a dick that small. Are you sure it’s even there? It’s not worth my time anyway. Get on your knees and make yourself useful.” “Lick up the mess you made.” “Oh look at you being all flustered. I’m sorry, but you’re not allowed to cum for another week… at least.”

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Dirty Talk Sentence Starters

Adjust as necessary. Many sentences collected from here and here.

“Tell me everything, baby. Tell me how you play with yourself.” “Do you like it when I touch myself here?” “I’m going to make you come until you can’t breathe.” “Lick every inch of me.” “Come over here and ride me hard!” “I love the way you look at me while you’re being fucked.” “You love this, don’t you? Let me hear how much you love it.” “Come inside me. Fill me up, I’ve been waiting–” “Fuck me. Right now!” “Use me as your toy all night long.” “I want it in my mouth. Come on, give it to me.” “It drives me crazy when you look at me that way.” “Look how shameless you are.” “Tell me how you want me to fuck you.” “I always get what I want.” “I love the sounds you make when I fuck you.” “Where do you want me to come?” “Let’s see how many times I can make you come.” “ Maybe you should spank me – I’ve been very, very bad.” “Take off your clothes and wait for me.” “Get on your hands and knees, sweetheart… and wait like a good girl.” “You like it when I spread my legs and take you in?” “I’m going to fuck you till you can’t walk.” “Come in my mouth, I want to taste you.” “I love how you taste.” “Do you like how I taste?” “Say my name – louder.” “Do you like the way that feels?” “Use your mouth on me. Please.” “Strip for me. Slowly.” “I want to take in every inch of you.” “You know what I want.” “Can you feel how much I want you?” “You like that, don’t you? You like when I do this to you.” “No one has ever made me come as hard as you can.” “Are you going to be good, or am I going to have to tie you up?” “I didn’t say you were allowed to come.” “Let’s find out how much you can take.” “Watch yourself in the mirror while I fuck you.”

[vexingaf-blog]

THE QUEENS OF GOTHAM CITY

@@shrinemade and @vexingaf

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petition for me to change my own URL to vexingaf

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haven’t done this in so long,  so like for a starter

[rp-memes]

Send me a shitty pickup line to see how my muse reacts!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

[clownyqueen]

    a low purr escapes the smaller of the two’s lips. her fingers     curl into the blonde’s waist as she smirks widely.

      ❝ you’ll just have to MODEL a couple for me. .         just the heels of course. ❞

[vexingaf-blog]

fingers WALK along the clown queens shoulders, as Harley presses scarlet kisses on HER neck.                       “how bout we go n have a little fashion SHOW in                                       gotham opera house. 

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@thatisparadoxical wants to rev up the harley

she didn’t make an APPOINTMENT, but she  wanders into his OFFICES anyway. flicking the paintings on the wall so that they’re SQUINT as she goes past.                      “LEX, lexy? come out, come out wherever                     you are. i got somethin that you’re gonna love.”

[vorantjack-deactivated20190106]

“Oh, Harley! If I was actually stalking you – you wouldn’t know it. Anyway, it’s not my fault I keep finding you while you’re stuffing your face. I just came to chat and here you are, already hostile and accusing me of things that aren’t true.” 

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she has half a MIND to stab right through his hand with her FORK. but BLOODY waffles were not on her menu.                          “i hear the SOUND of one cop car, and i do a                          funny lil magic trick where this fork disappears                          somewhere into ya body. now what brings ya                                                             round here?”

[clownyqueen]

   her smile grows slightly now, head tilting as she nods.         ❝ that’s sorta a mouthful. are you alright with just harleen? ❞

[vexingaf-blog]

harleen SMILES.           “you can call me anythin you like beautiful.”

[vexingaf-blog]

haven’t done this in so long,  so like for a starter

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@mrxgannes wants to rev up the harley

she’s skipping down one of gothams backstreets, kicking at trash cans and nearby cars as she went. her good mood doesn’t last as it starts to pour with rain, and she stands in the middle of the street getting soaked. face SOUR.                                          “this ain’t FAIR.”

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@pam--isley wants to rev up the harley

“hey RED ya wanna go and rob         the bank downtown.”

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@vorantjack wants to rev up the harley

“can you just leave ME alone to eat my           WAFFLES ya stalker!”

[vexingaf-blog]

when watching gotham does anyone else wanna slap jim gordon? or is it just me?

[clownyqueen]

cause red lips have a f i l t h y prize. that’s murder in her paradise. 

     indie & sel. fem!joker. penned by minty.

[suckerferpain]

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