Vexing Vendibles

Crochet, cross-stitch, graphic design, typography  Geek from Indiana moved on to Texas. COMMISSIONS :: OPEN (2 out of 5 spots available) If you're interested in commissioning a piece from me or see something I've already made that you love, feel free to email me at vexingvendibles at gmail dot com!

[cappybara]

all together now! which ones are your favorite? 

buy prints of the whole deck || check out individual cards

[aggressive-pepsi]

“Its all in your head”

yes exactly that is where the mental illness goblin lives, chanting and making blood sacrifices, thank you for recognizing its geographic location

[vexingvendibles]

I keep saying I’ll be around more. But. Life is crazy and all. I haven’t done anything for this business in about a year. Maybe over a year. I’ve been... busy.

I went from working at a shitty Starbucks, a job that I loved at one point, to working at a used bookstore. It’s a lot more relaxed, a lot less heartache. I haven’t gone home crying. I haven’t had an anxiety attack because of work. Worst thing that’s happened so far is that I’m not incredibly sensitive to dust, haha. I sneeze all the time now.

Uhm. What else...

Oh. So Christmas was pretty crazy. Jeff and I are always struggling for something. We moved from his house to a rental house, it’s bigger. Everyone’s happier. (NO CARPET!) The move brings to the fact that I have a lot (a lot) of yarn. And that Jeff has about three other people’s belongings. It was a nightmare long move.

Also, he proposed! D: On Christmas.He had his daughter record a video of it. It’s... Not flattering. But its cute.

So yeah. Maybe this year will be the year my business revives. Maybe a name change in the future. I’ll let everyone know beforehand. 

[hsuits]

I need out.

Hey guys. Welcome to the new year. This isn’t so much a resolution as a fundamental shift that needs to occur. I am absolutely miserable where I live. My household is a toxic environment that currently feels inescapable, and I am suffocating. All of the deaths in my family, the bad luck I seem to rack up, it just keeps stacking.  I have a full time job I am currently saving from. I want to be moved back to San Diego by the end of this year, preferably sooner rather than later. We have amazing family friends that care about me more than Most* of my blood family. I know I can be happy if I can see them and be in a place where I know I fit in and have always fit in. I need to make this first big step to pull out of depression but I know I don’t make nearly enough to do this quickly though. I recently posted an updated commission sheet:

Any and all money made from commissions is going straight to this move, and I will discount each custom piece by 10$ until further notice. I quote each piece, the sheet is a guideline for ballpark pricing. So inquiries can be messaged to me at any of my social media accounts, or emailed to either [email protected] or [email protected] with the message title “Commission Inquiry”. Feel free to alert me via more than one of these so I am less likely to miss something if it gets pushed to junk or if you send it via my facebook page because it doesn’t alert me to those messages for whatever ungodly reason.  I do not expect them. But any and all donations can be sent to a paypal at [email protected] . 

Thank you for reading my giant wall of text, and I hope we can make the new year a happier one.

~HSuits

[hsuits]

Reblogging my own post today to add a few things: 1: Please feel free to send an inquiry even if something is out of your budget. I will work on payment plans as long as there’s a downpayment and the total work is more than 50$. Just let me know. 2: ALSO! I recently did work for a custom playing card playmat and dice bag design. Please feel free to ask about that option! It would be ordered through Inked Gaming and shipped to your door. 

Thank you so much for the sharing this has already gotten. No orders as of yet, but I am hoping! ~HSuits

[alexa-eve]

🌸💀🌸

[crochetmelovely]

How To Make a Crochet Peacock Afghan Blanket | The WHOot

Free crochet pattern! :)

http://thewhoot.com.au/whoot-news/crafty-corner/crochet-peacock-blanket

[amidalis]

This was the most Clint Barton that Clint Barton has ever been, and it took three movies.

[vexingvendibles]

Woah, hi tumblr. What a long, long break.

[steveandbucky-deactivated201702]

when I find myself in times of trouble my fave superhero comes to me speaking words of wisdom..

[pedrropascal]

[therealjacksepticeye]

My life is a never ending catwalk of fabness!

[vexingvendibles]

I saw this video and cried. I am so flattered. 

I mean, it was a gift, something I know I can make. I never actually expected @therealjacksepticeye to enjoy wearing it so much.

... I’m not crying, you’re crying...

[gracelearns-blog]

Hello lovely people! 

Here’s a collection of playlists featuring beautiful tracks that remind me of and enhance the spirit of autumn. It’s my favorite season and where I am currently, the weather is still in the 80’s and 90’s degrees Fahrenheit (ughhhh) so this music helps me out a bit! I would make my own autumn playlist but it would basically be a giant mashup of these playlists together. Enjoy! X

P.S. I’ll be making my own playlist soon of happy/dancing-round-ya room kind of songs :)

1. Drift to Sleep

2. Further Away

3.  Here Comes the Fall

4. For Studying

5. With Rain

6. Autumn Aesthetic

7. Finding Yourself

8. For a Rainy Day

9. Fallen Leaves

10. Sore throats, cold noses, happy hearts

11. Fall is life hahaha get it because ball is life it’s a pun man i love puns

12. When the leaves fall

[vexingvendibles]

We call this #crochet #progress by #vexingvendibles ... also that #Christmas crafting has started already #wip #chevroncrochet #chevron #crochetblanket

[makinology]

superheroes knitting …

~by karl james mountford

[vexingvendibles]

Massive headache has knocked me on my ass today.

[bitchinknit]

https://www.teepublic.com/show/39410-woolverine

[vexingvendibles]

One of a kind Iron Man journal, lined pages.

$10 on my etsy!

[geothebio]

so on tuesday the marvel tsum tsums come out

would anyone be willing to snag me a cap, iron man, and black widow??

i will repay you in goodies

[vexingvendibles]

I can, I’m off work Tuesday and want to get myself a set.