Hello Vextis Speaking

18yo Canadian, dying over tøp and doing things I shouldn't be on the internet... because why the fuck not?

[vextis]

I’m back bitches

[vextis]

H- h- hello?

Is anyone out there?

[fuks]

[feelmoss]

I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would

[forgamers]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[lanchpadmcquack-archive]

The B in IHOB stands for

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[legalizememes]

bruh

[heathyr]

everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

[tuulikki]

Lyrics in Faroese:

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð

English translation:

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz I’m definitely getting the shivers.

Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pálsdóttir.

[corseque]

Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics

[catboy-jim]

shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left

[drinkpisspissblood]

me: i’m gonna go to bed early tonight

me at 4am on the cryptids wikipedia page:

[crap-userrname16]

[dancingmuppet]

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

[armedandgayngerous]

b e g o n e, HOT

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[languagemoon-deactivated2018041]

I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being on earth

[brasilian-bs]

me when i’m drunk

[candyredterezii]

When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

[imguiltyofthis]

this is the definition of college.

[comic-canary]

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

[polywoggiest]

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

[thistherapylife]

Accidental crocodiles lol

[relentlesslygayy-deactivated202]

Crocodiles are conspiring to become the third domesticated predator

[sixpenceee]

Reviving an exhausted bumble bee with sugar water. Posted by GallowBoob

[rollingthesixdeuce]

I done this once… 💪🏽 Always willing to help our little homies out… 🌷🌼🌻🐝

[cpuffa]

💛 🐝 💛

[nightbirdtd]

Help all life

It’s awesome 😎

[memecage]

Wait what