[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

[powerfulwizard]

do people really think their “make american gay again” hats are worth everyone thinking they’re a white supremacist from far away

[rainystudios]

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[imp]

i want you guys to know that i have mental illness since middle school and i am ugly as fuck. good night.

[sustanciaequis]

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[turing-tested]

a cat but they only say slurs

[estradiol]

[prettynicemachine-moved]

UH OH SISTERS! *eats plastic*

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve started the cats on a diet (gotta get rid of those small saggy bellies), & this has resulted in Pangur shadowing me for the last 2 hours, screaming & biting whatever body part I leave accessible

[pangur-and-grim]

no more ankle-biting!

Pangur, why

[pangur-and-grim]

[thebootydiaries]

People:*laughing three blocks away from me*

Me:It’s me. They’re laughing at me…

[blackqueerblog]

straight men really are on something else

[illegitimatetenenbaum]

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

[his-shining-tears]

You are what you eat.

[newdoges]

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[gahdamnpunk]