You talk too much

My first (but certainly not last) shitpost blog. Not sure what I'm gonna do with it now though since I've left the Arcane fandom

[bloodraven55]

i’ve not stopped thinking about the trailer since yesterday so have some shitposts

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

female rage is always traditionally dainty feminine women with long hair covered in blood :// WHAT ABOUT THE BUTCHES. what about a butch cradling her broken nose while eyeing the camera with contempt. what about a butch with the bottom half of their face covered in blood and viscera. what about veins bulging out of their muscular neck arms and back and sorry I lost track of what I was talking about

[sky-ham]

[kotovsyndrome]

Oil and water. Wasn't meant to be.

[chaoticbeau]

Arcane + TV Tropes

characters: Vi (part 1)

requested by @phoenixlionme

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: Make sure to fill out that report.

Vi: Yes, ma'am.

Caitlyn: Hope you can spell better than you speak.

[Later]

Caitlyn: *looking over the report where every word was misspelled along with poor punctuation and little too no capitalization*

Caitlyn: That smart ass… I’m going to marry her.

[yuriolympics]

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[ao3commentoftheday]

The Zero Comment Challenge is a way for readers to find new stories and reach out to authors they want to encourage. 

Every fandom has stories that get lost in the shuffle. Maybe they were posted during a busy time and didn’t get much attention. Maybe the author didn’t tag as effectively as they could have to get their story in front of the audience it was intended for. Maybe the fandom is just really shy so they leave kudos instead of comments. 

The Zero Comment Challenge is meant to find those authors and give them some love. Go to the AO3 search and filter by comments, then look at the fics that don’t have any comments at all. Find one that looks interesting to you and let the author know what you thought. They get to meet a new reader and you get to find new fic. Everyone wins!

[ao3commentoftheday]

credit to @polizwrites for originating the idea and @copperbadge  who wrote the first post I can find about it here. 

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Vi: Here’s a good idea. We hang mistletoe but instead of kissing whoever you’re under it with, you have to fight them Caitlyn: We’re not doing that Vi: Mistlefoe™ Caitlyn: Vi, no

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Jinx: *draws frown on a gingerbread man*

Lux: Why are you drawing a frown? Isn't he supposed to be happy and spread Christmas cheer?

Jinx: You'd frown too if you were about to be eaten.

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Vi: The turkey looks very- uhm- nice, cupcake

Ekko: Are you serious?! It looks as hard as my-

Jinx: *slaps his arm*

Ekko: Rock collection! I was going to say Rock collection!

Caitlyn: Just order the pizza, Vi.

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Lux: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Jinx: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Caitlyn: Is something burning?

Vi: Just my love for you.

Caitlyn: Vi, the toaster is on fire.

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Caitlyn: You can't just steal a guy's car!

Vi: You want me to chase him down and unsteal it?

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Caitlyn: Vi...

Vi: Oh no. 'Vi' in b-flat.

Vi: You're disappointed.

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Jinx: And how is that gay phase going?

Vi: Better than your relationship with your father

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Caitlyn: So that’s my plan.

Vi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Caitlyn: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Vi: It fucking sucks.

Caitlyn: That’s not constructive criticism.

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Vi: I'm a confident driver

Caitlyn: You almost ran over Jayce!

Vi: Confidently