i’d fight god if it would get me some soup

name’s via, she/her — via_the_cryptid on ao3

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[wheatcak3]

It's like he flew through a bunch of trees on purpose or something 💦

bonus:

[wheatcak3]

mmm bottle ✨

[oldmondzine]

Dust your tongues and instruments to tell the tales of the land, Applications are now open!

⬇️ Find the links below ⬇️

[oldmondzine]

Writer Apps: https://bit.ly/4dXeWKe

Artist Apps: https://bit.ly/4vjCTT3

Alt Creator Apps: https://bit.ly/4uIx4i9

[oldmondzine]

@open-zines

@anizines

@zinefeed

@faneventstation

@zine-scene

@all-zine-apps

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are. unkind to me

[d4lifesworld]

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know when i'm outmatched

[a-friend-of-mara]

Reblog this post if u want me to dm u a picture of a fox or foxes

I have a LOT of them!

[ao3-anonymous]

I just saw an anon come into a gif-maker’s ask box and start with the phrase: “I’m trying not to spam your inbox with reblogs, but” and then go on to say how much they love the gifs.

But I’m still stuck on that opening phrase because…what? I am so confused by how people view interactions on tumblr & AO3 these days. Let me make it very clear for anyone who is unsure:

CREATORS WANT YOU TO INTERACT WITH THEIR WORK.

The limit does not exist on how many of their works you can interact with in a certain period.

If you like every fic they’ve ever written? Then feel free to give them all kudos and even leave a comment on every single one if you feel inclined! If you’re going through someone’s blog and you vibe with every post, like/reblog to your heart’s content!

As long as you’re not expecting something back from them or adding a ton of irrelevant comments, it’s not spam! It’s what this is all about!! I’m not even much of a creator and I still feel a huge sense of pride when I see a ton of notifications in a row from a person, as it clearly shows they thought my blog was worth spending time on.

And if for some reason a creator is annoyed by this (unlikely), they can manage their own experience (turn off notifs, not look at their notes, delete the fic, etc) so don’t deprive the majority of creators because of some imagined annoyed person. Fandom is a collaborative effort and we all must participate!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

be kind and respectful to fanfic writers

be kind and respectful to fan artists

be kind and respectful to people in your fandom

be kind and respectful to people

[carmendeizine]

1 week to open Contributor Apps! 🍃

Wanna celebrate Venti together? Join us in our Contributor Apps opening this May 30! We'll be looking for lots of contributors to work together in this zine!

We can't wait to have you in our team!!

Shares are appreciated! 🕊️ @open-zines @zinefeed @zine-scene @zine-shop-channel @zinetown @anizines

[sillyaa]

The devil works FAST but fanfiction writers work FASTER. I love how even if it is a new anime or an old one I will always find somebody writing about it. Thank you. To all my fanfic writers the masterpieces you are creating are forever loved because how y'all thinking about this on the fly and just start writing. I don't have that skill. I admire that skill and honestly I pray the fanfiction gods are always on your side cuz yes. just YES!!!

[writingdose]

“I want to write a fic about this but I don’t think anybody will be interested in it” ummm hello excuse me ma’am what do you mean you don’t think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other people’s.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[batneko]

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

[lizardlicks]

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Daviddv1202

[dawen]

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @wendibird

always lovely to meet a friend :)

text: It was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

Okay let's see if I learned my lesson from last time: how many fics do you have posted on ao3?

1-25

25-50

50-75

75-100

100-200

200-300

300-400

400-500

500+

I'm don't post on ao3 but I'm nosy and I wanna see the results

Voting ended onMay 17

[dear-ao3]

[superbeans89]

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