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blake kathryn
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we're not kids anymore.
titsay
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taylor price
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dirt enthusiast
i don't do bad sauce passes
AnasAbdin
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Product Placement
d e v o n
@theartofmadeline
Andulka
Show & Tell
Cosimo Galluzzi
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
trying on a metaphor
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@vialsofscience
Warrior Cats-esque xenofiction campaign but set 20,000 years after the Cretaceous asteroid and centering around the surviving birds, who are the last of the dinosaurs. The birds tell stories and legends about the "Great Purge", where the heavens punished their ancestors for their hubris.
ok but the idea of birds having oral history is fascinating
Every time a pc takes a blow to the head, the player takes a shot of absinthe. If they pass out then their character is out.
An alternate timeline where instead of evolving from tabletop war games RPGs evolved from the orgies of weird french artists.
at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.
this post is apparently going around terf circles now so i feel like i should let y'all know that you are agreeing with a transsexual lesbian who fucks nasty. get the fuck off my post and also your "feminism" is anything but.
reblog this version, cowards
I'm pretty sure I already reblogged this ("reblog this version, cowards" lingers in my head) but it's worth another reblog.
if i die i want to be skeletonized and then dipped into a very large version of those children's grow your own crystal kits
no tumblr it's okay my audience will find me
Yesssssssss back up plan
Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways
The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.
Save me teen dystopia love triangle
Teen dystopia love triangle save me
Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)
I can never ever leave this website actually
Mr. Valentine wishing you a very happy valentines day from beyond the grave publicly displayed golden reliquary
in the tags i asked for skull-themed valentines cards and BOY HOWDY DID YA’LL DELIVER
from @hazel2468:
from @unrulygoose:
from @i-drew-a-ferret:
from @gaymedievaldruid, @amberstarthecat
and multiple skeletal puns from @deepdownimbologna
fantastic job on the lovely art and atrocious puns, everybody!
Mutuals can have my home address before discord can have my ID
Hello! It's been a while! A lot has happened! We're still pretty hiatus-y right now.
This is just a little message to let you know that we're closing down the Sellfy shop.
Why? Well, over the past year, there has been increased activity where people who have stolen cards will make teenie tiny purchases on our site ($1) to test people's cards to see if they're valid. They usually do it in batches and it's awful to try and field waves of angry people while trying to explain to them that we were not the ones who stole their card, we're terribly sorry, and they should protect themselves.
Our renewal for the shop is up today, so it's time to cut that stress from our life.
Anyway, we're not yet quite set on where we're moving for a permanent home. Ko-fi looks like the best option, but if anyone else has any suggestions, we're open to them! As always, Happy Stitching Fry and Prism
spent the tumblr outage assuming i finally got banned for being trans etc; there was a solid hour where my single greatest regret in life was that my very last post was a helpful let's-reframe-our-thinking-habits-usings-tools-i-learned-in-therapy bit, instead of the "Mary Shelley sat gleefully in the cuck chair watching her failhusband ream Mr. Lord Byron in the ass" i've been saving for un special occasion
Ohh that's what happened
i mean it hasn't been confirmed by vetted primary sources but
*peering into the notes in fascination*:
#I feel like you’d have enjoyed the comments section on DownDetector #THOUSANDS of Tumblr people chatted in the comments absolutely unhinged Tumblr shit #ten minutes there had been someone saying BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF several time #Then other people commenting things like WHO’S DOG IS THIS?? #CAN WE GET SOME TRANQUILIZERS AND PUT THEM IN SOME CHEESE FOR THIS DOG? #at one point they started saying I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT TUMBLR BARK BARK and went back to the bark bark woof woof #And someone else asked why the dog can speak human words now #Now they’re back in their cage #Safe and sound #They’re home
@bananawednesday WAIT COME BACK I NEED TA HEAR MORE
Seekers table + text posts (more CR)
I've completed a wonderful drawing that nobody is allowed to see
I need you all to vividly imagine it and admire me accordingly
thank you, loyal courtiers
jazzy snails n slugs
Yes. Magnificent.
If I was a horrifyingly amoral anime protagonist with a magic book that makes people die of any cause I want I would 100% get sidetracked from whatever unhinged crusade I'm on by testing to see whether it's possible to die of certain things. Just writing down Concepts and seeing what happens.
“Ok, so we’ve got Second-Hand Grave-Robbing, Terminal Viscosity, Grand Arsenic Theft, Geometric Oblivion, and Autodefenestration. How about ‘Parental Supervision’…”
Goblins can spray ink like squids out of their noses, as a defense mechanism.
Critical 1s and critical 20s are boring and uninspired. No nono no,no.
It will now be Critical 3s and critical 17s.
critical 3 - you fail but in a funny way
critical 17 - you succeed but in a stupid way
