Welcome to the dumpster!

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[canofmixxednuts]

I nevaaaa reblog these. But oh hayyyh tarot cards. I fucks heavy with this.❤️

[w4stey]

<3 

[thepumpkinqueen9]

What tarot deck is that?

[wickedtizzy]

Look I hate being broke.

[charnel-divining]

Well hey, if there’s any money reblog worth reblogging..looks like a down payment on a house and the 10 of Pents is obv fitting. 👌

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

The ten of pentacles looks a hell of a lot like an extremely badass avocado.

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[madprincevagabond-deactivated20]

I mean, if you wish 👀

[hasbihallarcomebackhome-deactiv]

Meni mi çekiyon hımmm çek ama gözel olsun

[viavia98]

Excuse me?

[chickenfarmersan]

[imabloodymartian]

ICONIC.

[cloudfreed]

GOD I love this pissed off Texan mom

[viavia98]

Fucking Ginger.

[wrnbrn]

[mudform-deactivated20200401]

everyone wish her a goodnight

[viavia98]

Goodnight

[nestregards]

you’ve been visited by money birb. reblog and good fortune will come your way.

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[viavia98]

I just want to feel wanted and less useless

[flarebossmalva]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

[flarebossmalva]

LOOK AT THIS

[flarebossmalva]

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

[maudlingoblin]

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

that is the face of a broken man

[flarebossmalva]

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

[micaxiii]

I guess he had some beeves with this new information

[viavia98]

I've only seen this post in screenshots

[viavia98]

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[jenroses]

There’s something satisfying that the OP account is deactivated. 

[viavia98]

💖💖💖

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[wistfulwisp]

Reblog this. Reblog. This.

[thetrippytrip]

*How to Harass Women Who Don’t Want to Be Approached 

“Allowing her to take control of the interaction” is a don’t. That’s the scariest part. They’re teaching men that women having any control or freedom in that situation is a bad thing. And that’s disturbing.

I’ve had men snatch headphones off my head when I wouldn’t respond to them. I stopped wearing headphones a long time ago.

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

this is so fucking scary leave us alone

[ceramicjunk]

If any one of my followers thinks this shit is okay they can leave right now

[exomoon]

please tell me this isn’t a real thing that someone really wrote. reading this made me feel sick

[vambieglomp]

This is not okay at all and will never be okay. People wear headphones to block out the world for a reason. Women aren’t sitting there waiting for some “alpha male” to approach, quite the opposite actually. If this article is real then its just encouraging the ego and fragile masculinity of men and reinstating the sexist thought that women are there to please them.

[theanjobanjo-deactivated2017093]

how to approach a woman who’s wearing headphones: don’t

[w-ackattack]

[rainysuggestion]

( GUUHH ITS BEEN A MILLION YEARS SINCE IVE SEEN THIS POST AND LET ME TELL YOU, THIS IS AN 100% REAL ARTICLE AND THERES SO MANY MORE BY THIS GUY [DAN BACON?? DAVE??] THAT ARE JUST AS TERRIBLE

THEYRE LITERALLY ALL TERRIBLE AND DISGUSTING NOT TO MENTION TRANSPHOBIC AS FUCK IN A FEW OF THE ONES I READ )

[crypticgf]

THIS GUYS NEEDS TO FUCK OFF 

[consideringthehairpinturn]

WHAT WHY What kind of man walks up to a woman who’s clearly enjoying her music, strikes up a conversation without paying any mind as to IF SHE WANTS TO, proceeds to be an obnoxious dick, somehow gets far enough to think it’s time to get intimate, doesn’t take no for an answer, and then be a sexist pos throughout their (hopefully short) relationship? A giant douchewad, that’s who.

[catastrophepins]

This makes me fucking sick. I hope his mother/girlfriend/wife/daughter/sister sees any of these and kicks his ass.

[viavia98]

This is rape culture. Articles like these are telling men it's okay to rape women because "they want it" I dare some guy to yank my fucking headphones out they won't find that stupid bastards body.. or at least not in one piece.

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[sn0wiest-deactivated20170520]

this is literally what you do when you’re drunk at 2 am alternatively go to an ihop

[thedreadpiratematt]

Do people in other countries not go to 24 hour breakfast cafés when the bars close??

[itstheleopard]

Happy drunk girls are the ultimate chaotic good, how can anyone not love this

[viavia98]

I always end up at a Dennys

[life-is-just-a-metaphor]

Every 40 seconds someone commits suicide.

If you feel like your the next person, watch the clock till the end and remind yourself you’ll be okay in another 40 seconds.

[novakita]

this needs to be on everyone’s blog

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

this is fucking crazy.

[69-shades-of-lesbian]

Woah

[writeinspiration]

It’s only 40 seconds.

You can make it.

Stay here with us. Please.

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[false-dawn]

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

[bella-monoxide]

@casbakespie @jhoomwrites You gotta see this!

[jhoomwrites]

o(*^▽^*)o