camille’s corner @vibrantiris - Tumblr Blog

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

#during that job interview when they asked me how i get organized #felt a little hypocritical when they asked me multiples of the same questions during multiple interviews #like bitches are YOU organized? you don’t seem to know who’s asking what if all fucking 3 of you ask the SAME questions #they probably didnt hire me bc i’d catch on to their bs too soon #(and also im not bilingual and ive worked with every age group of people except those at this job)#but yeah moral of the story is #dont ask me what the fuck im doing just know that if things are getting done it’s working

lamignonette

#no shhhh im too stoned for this right now #the dirt is the dead and the past and the present #the dirt shows the future and shows who’s been there #there are different dirts #colors and textures and things within them #and then there are fossils #or earth-burrowing creatures #or remnants of human things

My favorite thing about Edie Britt is that she is technically written as an antagonist, but she only “antagonizes” because she just wants to have close relationships and feel valued by others. That’s literally all she’s ever wanted, consistently, in the almost four complete seasons that I’ve watched of this show. Even so, I can’t entirely tell if Edie and the audience’s relationship with her is SUPPOSED to be received in this ironic way, or if the writers really do want the audience to see Edie as an obnoxious nuisance. I do think the writers do a good job of highlighting her nuances, and honestly she’s probably the most nuanced character in the whole show, at least up to this point. Everyone sucks on Wisteria Lane, we shouldn’t ever forget that, but Edie is quite literally the LEAST guilty and problematic one out of anyone who does or has lived on that street thus far. She’s smart as hell too, being a real estate agent and choosing to live AND work in an upper-class neighborhood with a frequent turnover rate, all thanks to the other psychos that will never leave the street. And they probably cause her more hell than she does them when you add it all up, but at least none of them have killed her. Their shenanigans ensure that she always has at least one extra house to sell per year! Also Susan SUCKS and every time Edie remarks that Susan victimizes herself and doesn’t realistically understand how she’s perceived by others, EDIE IS SO FUCKING REAL FOR THAT. Justice for Edie, man, she deserves better than Wisteria Lane’s stuck-up bullshit. Hashtag my Edie

#desperate housewives #edie britt #susan mayer #shows #tv

cinematicwasteland

#me @ my employer

louisegluckpdf

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

louisegluckpdf

for reference.

karazorsel

FORBIDDEN FRUITS 2026 | Meredith Alloway

#ohhhhh i dont know what this is but i need it right now

matumnaples

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

#oh my GOD #the fucking identical delivery each time #this kid is GOING places #possibly the nearest drag brunch idk

the fUCK YOU MEAN sublime has been releasing music again??? hello??? why didn’t anybody tell me this SOONER what the hell

#sublime #gangstalker #also 100% hits for how i’ve been feeling this year

enchantedbook

"Waltz (ghost and cat)" by Tetsuhiro Wakabayashi

#art #me after work

Finally made my meatless meatballs again after damn near a decade! It was the first recipe I was ever able to just memorize, and when my massively carnivorous father first tried it he said that he really really liked them and they did taste a lot like actual meatballs— and my father has never been one for ass-kissing, brown-nosing, make-you-feel-better-ing, etc. So that compliment was genuine as hell.

The kicker is that, after all that work I just did, I don’t even want to eat the meatless balls now😭

#personal

tomhardysurinal

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

chharliedayarchive

The year is 2020. Cole Sprouse is getting married. The bride, when she is supposed to say ‘I do,’ instead says ‘IT WAS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?’ and storms off. It is the fifth time this has happened. Such is life for Cole Sprouse.

#i watched an interview with the sprouse brothers that was sometime after they graduated from disney #and these little entitled shits were so MAD that the producers wouldnt like them basically like #create their own version/spin-off of the zack & cody shows #they really made it out to be like they had been betrayed or something lmao #like yeah you were IN the show but it’s literally not YOUR show #do they even know that their names aren’t actually zack and cody #anyway the sprouse twins SUCK