some random's home

[goobra]

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?

[markets]

tumblr will be like “check out these blogs!” and show me people id get a restraining order against irl

[vicesandbachelordeaths]

One day I’ll be able to discuss why New Jersey is a big contributor to female sexuality

[nyctosaurid]

I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign

[nyctosaurid]

I’m opening a charity to reimburse anyone who watched more than 5 episodes of this show

[britomartis]

no one’s gonna bring up the racist ghost truck? because like.

[silverhawk]

“orange cats are ugly” thats fuckign firestar of thunderclan. have some goddamn respect.

[undertalerina]

[sketchdeath]

[vicesandbachelordeaths]

I’d let Nathan Fielder hit

[sunfortune]

twitters been on “all crime is legal for 24 hours” since the trump corona announcement

[vicesandbachelordeaths]

Who wants my tits I’m giving them away

[squeakitties]

goes to Evil Fifth Grade and goes to Evil Science Class and my Evil Teacher wheels out the Evil VCR and we watch Kill Die the Murder Guy

[bbodysnatchers]

[homonormative]

Being fat has always been like…A Thing in gay communities, fat gay people have always existed, and the fact that there is this culture on tumblr of lifting up skinny, white, rich people who can afford to fit into a certain Artsy Queer Look™ is really really saddening

This is especially true for butch lesbians!! Why are Masculine Looks™ always on some skinny Tattoosleeve McSuspenders cookie-cutter model!!

Let’s collectively shift the spotlight

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

like 90% of the butch women i know are fat or at the very least just big women and it’s so weird to Only see skinny butches online bc it’s just so completely not reflective of my actual experience in butch communities

[mcnuggienuggets]

[gharibajameel]

do u remeber sucklet.... my firend sucklet he was like this •.•

[mostweakhamlets]

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

[bigtiddygandalf]

…explainnn

[mostweakhamlets]

america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest

mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight

twilight gets a movie deal

michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films

a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre

michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works

neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus

neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends

years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[vicesandbachelordeaths]

I have a date tomorrow I am going to throw up

[spookingisfun]

x

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

[murphels]

#-ppl becoming disillusioned with celebrities behavior in covid lockdown