If I ever operate a kiss cam I will exclusively point it at men who are wearing jerseys for opposing teams to try and create a romeo and Juliet situation

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@viciousuterus
If I ever operate a kiss cam I will exclusively point it at men who are wearing jerseys for opposing teams to try and create a romeo and Juliet situation
you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?
THIS bastard
theyre in love actually
PRINCESS SERENITY
im getting a haircut today
Which one?
strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest
Am i the only one taking notes just in case?
Americans joke about living in a cyperpunk dystopia but chinese protesters are going 1for1 with censor bots in order to spread info, engineering anti facial recognition solutions daily, and running pop up resistance bases out of ghost towns we will never be on that level here lmao
International outrage is important. We’ll never survive our totalitarian governments if we don’t help each other, regardless of culture.
News update! A student (20 years old) has recently been arrested for buying these laser pens, on the account of them being an offensive weapon, claiming that they set things on fire.
Now, there’s a nightly tourist attraction that uses these lasers, sized up multiple times. There is nothing inherently offensive or dangerous about these tiny laser pens, mainly used for stargazing.
So what do the people do?
They come out, to the planetarium (another popular use for these lasers) and they all shine a spectacular laser show to:
1). show their dissatisfaction for baseless arrests
2). display that there’s nothing dangerous about these lasers
3). they try to set the entire planetarium on fire with the very vicious glare of multiple lasers (it did not work)
4). also to satisfy the urge to shine a flashlight at a planetarium and make shadow dogs out of their hands
5). they’ve also turned it into an impromptu disco with song requests being taken, neon beachballs being tossed around, a public karaoke session
6). They also attempt to set a newspaper on fire via the sheer offensive firepower of multiple lasers singled upon one target. Newsflash, it didn’t work.
7). They also attempt to light a cigarette, to no avail.
HONG KONG UPDATE 7 AUG 2019 Part 2
Pray for Hong Kong guys
I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times
The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same
Because why not? ;-)
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I don’t think this counts as dancing. Or even skipping really. It’s more of an exagerated waddle
So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.
Waddle.
Waddle waddle.
*rolls across the floor*
Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.
Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it.
not to mention she wasnt waddling at all.. That was clearly a jete, chasse, and assemble.. not waddling. ballet…
Yo. Professional ballerina speaking here.
Clearly she is performing a saute arabesque, chasse, step-step, assemble devant with arms in fifth.
And as a teacher too, I can’t find much technically wrong with it at all.
Which means not only is she a gifted dancer, she has a wonderful technical foundation that she is executing properly and with lovely mannerism.
Being a ballerina isn’t about how much you weigh. Give me this girl ANY day for a student or dancer to work with. Clearly she has the knowledge and the passion, which means she will be a joy to work with.
Also, for those of you criticizing, you clearly have NO idea how difficult it is to execute a develope ecarte derriere the way she is at the barre in one of her later photos. This takes YEARS of dedicated training, as well as extensive natural facility, such as turnout, which she clearly demonstrates here.
So maybe before you peons thinking you’re masters of ballet judge dancers based on weight, you should actually learn about ballet and technique. Because if you had, you’d recognize that this girl clearly has technique—unlike your basic asses.
DANCE IS NOT JUST FOR SKINNY PEOPLE
As someone who loves dancing and is overweight… this post is awe inspiring.
Keep dancing girl. You’re my hero
Dance is about JOY! You don’t like the dancer? Fuck you for a Joy killer!
there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo
you cannot make this shit up
free our girl dorothy
this girl has been caught doing catfishing by pretending to be a racist homophobic 13 year old and this story itself is probably a lie:
https://twitter.com/successfuliana/status/1158624476206120965
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I cry on company time
Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight
John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.
no tutching
this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen
She saw that poll and went bitch you thought!
Things Overheard in Dorms
“That’s the fourth time this week you’ve brought up cannibalizing me. Should I be worried?”
“So needless to say, she peed on me.”
“Wow, this Heineken has such a smooth finish!”
“Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?”
“If I hear someone sing Hamilton in the shower again I’m joining them in their shower so I can drown them.”
“Someone just gave me a free cake. Should I be worried?”
“How did they manage to get that in BOTH shower stalls!?”
“How much caffeine is poisonous? Asking for myself, I’m actually worried.”
faintly, as though yelled from in a room down the hall “Can you come hand me my Swiss rolls? My head spins if I sit up.”
“Well you see, Marxism is actually” *anguished yelling from multiple people*
“Why is Ross sitting in a box in the hallway with a sweatervest draped over his head?” “Stress.”
“What’s the difference between an undergraduate research assistant and a random nosy 19 year old? Less than you’d think!”
“Let Bob Ross caress your happy little struggles away.”
“He talks like he thinks the world is waiting with bated breath to hear what he thinks about Fight Club.”
*screaming in harmony with a vacuum*
Ross is a big mood
Life Update: Ross has gotten married and is having a kid in August, the nosy 19 year old is starting her doctorate in the fall, and I’m marrying the person who retrieved my Swiss rolls (I had the flu).
Character development.