Vickie

21 We'll outshine the stars Insta - ohkdaddy 😜😜.

[wonderwomangrad]

[incorrectlolquotes]

*patch 7.19*

azir: aww yiss. motha. fuckin. buffs.

[egberts]

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

[astrolopy]

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

[egberts]

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[thebootydiaries]

always wanted to be one of those girls who carry little bottles of lotion w them, just reached in my bag and found a mustard packet

[i-want-spankings]

You know you’re in trouble when they text, and the heart and the pussy both do The Thing at the same time.

[u-s-a]

[i-want-spankings]

🤗

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lowghen)

[jamesfregan]

[suspend]

Even if you come home late and I’m already asleep, just whisper in my ear one little thought you had today. Because I love the way you look at the world. And I’m so happy I get to be next to you and look at the world through your eyes.

Theodore Twombly, Her (via suspend)

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best

[purplebuddhaproject]

http://ift.tt/2x9g2iQ

[etica]

[maddinup]

*mission impossible plays*

[eggrollie-blog]

art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now

[eggrollie-blog]

UPDATE…………………… smaller

[tenrhettwoods]

talented banana man

[laughingfish]

you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana

[welcometoyouredoom]

[asdfghjkllove]

♡

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who make pens with caps that don’t fit on the back of the pen are just sadists.