the garden of eden

Used to be victini007 | 19 | gay n trans | beel and simeon simp | may be 18+ at times, minors dni

[painsleep]

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[sierrascribbles]

making a pact with simeon

the moment you and simeon form a bond, you feel weightless. it’s almost a high, you can’t stop smiling as simeon holds yours hands, eyes unable to leave yours. your happiness is contagious as you both burst into fits of laughter.

it’s different than being blessed by an angel; more personal. angels can only bond with one person, unlike demons, and the bonds are nearly unbreakable. simeon teases you that it’s almost like he’s marrying you (and when you ask him if he’s actually going to give you a ring, then, he teases that the ring he stole from michael was more than enough).

but like an angel's blessing, other people's negative emotions and the negative emotions from spirits will hardly effect you. when things start to feel overwhelming, you can feel simeon's calming aura surround you — as if he's cheering you on from the celestial realm. in a way, he becomes your guardian angel.

the physical symbol of your pact is much smaller, less obvious than that of a demon’s. it’s a small golden sigil on the palms of your hands. it glows faintly and feels warm to the touch whenever he is summoned by your side.

simeon's always loved holding your hands, but knowing there's a physical mark there of your connection makes him all the more happy to. whenever the world is still and it is just you two, he likes to place lingering, reverent kisses to your palms. a silent way for him to express his adoration for you.

he's glad it's you he's making the commitment to. simeon never thought a day would come that he'd find a human that makes him so happy, but you are a wonder in many ways. he knows he's already skating on thin ice with his fellow archangels as is, but if they found out about this...

[rebsrebsrebsrebs]

two of those newbies have got to be jojos

[thestateonmtv]

Ok sorry to post about her but I didn't realize JKR's pen name Robert Galbraith comes from the conversion therapist Robert Galbraith Heath ?!? This is so insane like What the fuck

[comradesaucegay]

and this was what she wrote about under that pen name...

link to article

[dianasson]

If you're not saying "fuck you JK Rowling," then fuck you

[ministarfruit]

elle woods plays ace attorney

[parrishsrubberplant]

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

[spellboundwitchcraft]

help, I’m wheezing, oh my god

I would fail so badly

[ecology-of-the-inhuman]

NICE

[mawwart]

Simeon from obey me as a haunted doll? Love your art, btw!

*dreamily sighs* angel boy pretty,,

[kcatta-wodahs]

this is what bdsm with simeon is like

[pocketkris]

bitches be like "these are my comfort characters!" and it's a group of murderers

[pocketkris]

SOMEONE TAGGED THIS AS BTS????????????

[pocketkris]

???????????????????

[planetquest]

yeah basically a bunch of their music videos starting from i need u (2015) have contained a running story with the members playing different characters. i dont remember much about it because a) im not as big of a bts fan anymore and b) their recent mvs havent referenced it but this article has decent rundowns of each of the characters (uhh tw for mentions of car crashes, family death, hospitalization, abuse, murder, and suicide) https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/heres-brief-explanation-character-bts-universe/

[pocketkris]

LOONAVERSE?????????

[planetquest]

i have seen man made horrors beyond your comprehension

(diagram credit to u/bragen on reddit)

[pocketkris]

you try to read this and your brain explodes

[harley-the-pancake]

This is what it feels like to chew 5 gum

[cyber-eris]

this is worse than what inspired redesign your logo

[pocketkris]

what inspired redesign your logo.

[lilacfeatherss]

the pepsi logo document that included stuff like the gravitational pull of the pepsi logo and compared it to the mona lisa.

[pocketkris]

GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE PEPSI LOGO????????

[kiwifluid]

JARED???????

[princess--bongwater]

[lonleyinmyspacevoid]

@liquid-geodes

[liquid-geodes]

??????? JARED 25 ??????

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[asimovsideburns]

[ffxvcaps]

Boku no Hero Fashion → Season 5 All Might

[r-rekan]

[rayshippouuchiha]

Reblog and tell us in the tags what the weapon type you simp after is. Like what weapon do you see a character use and it automatically elevates them in your eyes? Mine's a scythe.

[beaft]

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

[beaft]

some highlights:

[beaft]

everybody sit down we have a winner

[feminist-space]

[thc-mx-deactivated20210619]

Oh my fucking God lmao

[floralgoat]

spamton: very clearly is a puppet man

me: fuck you *furries him*

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

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This.

This is why people who stay in my life are neurodiverse like me!

[nottoolateforthegame]

Huh

[thisisnotjuli]

this!! I swear I lost like all my friendships bc of this, like I had a group of friends in hs that one day I realized “huh I haven’t talked to this people in a while” and popped in to say hi and they were all awkward?? because they hadn’t seen me in a while?? and that’s when I realized that friendship works different for them?? I was like yeah I haven’t talked to you in like four months but it’s not like I’ve forgotten about y'all why would anything change, and they were all like we haven’t talked to you in four months why are you here again acting like nothing happened? and it was really confusing for me

[mimir-bashir]

YEAH! THAT!

Also I have a thing where I just put the people on pause. If I don’t see them or contact them, my brain kinda put them in stasis. I don’t think about them nor misses them, and I stay on what I last knew about them (how they look, what they study/work). So when we meet again I’m like “wait, you’ve aged?” and I have the same familiarity with them thanI had before.

[gender-snatched]

Anyway all my mutuals I haven’t messaged in forever - this is why

[official-lucifers-child]

oh my gods this makes so much sense??? there are people who i haven’t talked to at all for literally over a year and we’ll pick up like nothing happened, but for their people it’s just like…… falling apart but onesided???? i think we’re still on the same level but actually we’re strangers??

[link-the-feral-anon]

Ohhhhhh

[shark8-my-leg]

OHHHHHHHHH….

[quarra]

Ok but listen, on the other side of this, as a person who moved hundreds of miles away from everyone i knew and then became a hermit for several years, it was SUCH A FUCKING RELIEF to get in contact with an old friend and have him be like, “my friendship levels do not degrade, so in my mind we are still awesome close buddies” and i almost fkn cried. I thought he would be mad or would have moved on because i had slacked on my reaching out to him and staying in touch and doing all the friendship things. But NOPE. 800 miles of distance, depression, and life changing circumstances didnt steal our friendship and i am SO GRATEFUL.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

#came back to tumblr after four years #lottie and I immediately went like that spiderman meme yknow tags via @rudjedet

I have literally no friendship degradation whatsoever. I will not have spoken to someone for 5 years or more, and they’re still as much a friend to me as if I had only seen them yesterday. I’m just very bad at communicating if someone is not in my direct orbit. So when Sonja reappeared on this site I basically screeched into her notes like a banshee because I was delighted and we picked straight back up where we’d left off.

[elodieunderglass]

Happy to go on the record that I don’t expect regular contact and will welcome hearing from people after a long time

[ms-demeanor]

……. I just realized why cons are such a huge deal in the hacker scene and why so many of us are ride or die for people we only see every 1-3 years.

“Excellent! I will see you for three days of hijinks and then not for two years! I love you!”

[vicholas]