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@nervousbanjo
Welcome to My Page
Hi! I'm NervousBanjo, but you can call me Banjo!
On my page you will find MCYT (Hermitcraft, Life Series, etc), Hilda, ATLA, and more depending on how I'm feeling.
I am heavily MCYT, so if you want a lot of the other things I mentioned then I'm probably not the right person to follow.
I write! So fanfics MAY be incoming.
When you spell a difficult word correctly on the first try:
Assembling the Printout of Is That Sheep Looking At Me!
I'm so glad Zed made a free printable version because I'm broke 😔
Why the fuck can I only write under the most unususal circumstances.
Like why did I start locking in in the car while listening to the Rift of the Necrodancer soundtrack on the fucking notes app.
Why am I writing so well rn just before midnight while listening to the AM hate monologue from IHNMAIMS on my computer and STILL writing on my phone in the notes app.
Like why can't I spend a whole day writing like this.
My Watcher AU
Ello! I'm NervousBanjo, and this is my main blog for my WatcherAU, where I basically yap about my personal Minecraft lore based on Martyn's Ears and Eyes AU and Evolution SMP.
I will link all of my rants in this post, so you can easily access them.
Cosmic Entities
Grian (Part 1)
Life Series Winners
Hey, so I made a separate blog where I can post all of my WatcherAU ramblings. It's easier to access, easier to organize, and kinda just looks better I guess. From now on, any posts I make about the AU will be on that blog!
I'll eventually think of a better name.
My Personal Watcher AU Part 3
Part 1 Here
Part 2 Here
Wanna hear me yap for 5 mins?
If I make another post on this I might make like a whole main page or something.
I'm also working on a fic that focuses on BigB and Pearl in Limited Life within this AU. (I'm really excited to show y'all when I'm finished.) So I probably won't make a whole post specifically for them since most of it will be explained in my fic.
This one is gonna be shorter. Also, dw, I didn't forget about Grian. I'll make another post on him soon but it's a lot more than I thought it was gonna be.
First of all, I'll explain the setting real quick so that things later on make sense.
There are two main "places", "settings" idk what to call it. But its basically SERVERS and THE VOID.
Servers are physical, protected by a sort of "barrier " that the Supremes can't get into, and separated. Single player servers (For example, Cxlvxn's From the Fog, Building with Bdubs, or your single-player world you haven't played on in months), multiplayer servers (Like The Hive, Hypixel, and that one Preston pay-to-win server), smp servers (Such as Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, or Lifesteal SMP), etc.
The Void is everything inbetween these servers, and the Supremes can easily access them. Fragments of deleted worlds and servers are scattered across the void like asteroids in space. More familiar places include The Winners' Cathedral (more info on this soon) and Trader Scars (we'll learn about this when we eventually get to Scar)
I got an ask on my first post that lead me the think about the Life Series Winners, so this post will mainly be about them.
The "Winners" category is more of a status and NOT an actual position in the hierarchy. (Although I would place it between Rogues and Devoids) These, of course, are the Life Series Winners, which includes winners of all the main seasons AND the spinoffs, so Cleo is there YAYAY!
The Supremes decided it would be funny if each of the winners had a magical girl transformation and gave each of them cute little powers tied to the Celestial Symbol they were given after their win. These powers are basically useless in any physical realm (servers such as Hermitcraft, Empires, the Life Series) but are functional in the voids between them.
The strength of these powers depends on how many seasons someone won and whether it was a spin-off or not. So the order would go, from most powerful to least powerful (excluding watcher/listener/rogue abilities).
Martyn (won two main seasons)
Scott and Joel (won a main season and a spinoff)
Grian, Pearl, and Scar (won a main season)
Cleo (won a spinoff)
And as stated before each person's power would be tied to the celestial system they are associated with.
Grian is the Sun, so he would have sun-related abilities.
Scott is the Star, so he would have star-related abilities.
Pearl is the Moon, so she would have moon-related abilities.
Martyn is Mars, so Mars/Ares-related abilities.
Scar is the Earth, so Earth-related abilities.
Cleo is Pluto, so Pluto/Hades-related abilities. (WHICH SO SO FITTING OMG)
Joel is Mercury, so Mercury/Hermes-related abilities.
I'll flesh these out as I go through each characters' arc/story, but it will definitely be more soft-magic aligned than hard-magic and will align with their personalities.
The Winners' Cathedral is the place that all the winners (including the previous winners) go to immediately after a season.
It was implemented after Pearl's win in Double-Life and has statues of the winners, stained-glass windows going through the story of each of them, and other pretty cool shit around the Winners' experiences and struggles (each almost immediately spawning in after someone's win). The Watchers originally made the Cathedral so they could look back on all the chaos and suffering in the Life Series, but has sorta morphed into a winners' lounge where the Winners are transported after a series and attempt (and fail) to sort out their differences.
Scar is the only Winner who isn't transported to the Winners' Cathedral.
After the Winners chill there for a little bit post-season, they are able to leave and are immediately transported back to the last server they were on before the Life Series, but cannot return to the lounge until the next Life Series Season ends. (Well, this is true before Grain got stronger.)
That was a lot longer than I expected lol.
If you have any questions, you can ask in the comments or message me!
Main Blog
I've changed my mind on the Pyro situation but my selfish dumbass deleted the post in a panic so now no one has any idea what I'm talking about.
I'd like to apologize to the people on the original post, especially the people who were trying to change my mind, and they succeeded.
Not talking about this situation anymore btw. Never had a two day anxiety attack before and rip my annoying as hell notifs.
hey peeps
guess who just found out another artist they follow is a horrible human beinggggg (stick with me pls)
Ughhhhh
So this is mostly directed at the Hazbin hotel fandom but he has done tadc songs so I'm gonna make this more about tadc (plus I dont watch hazbin hotel)
So if yall have listened to Smile, Mask, or Knock Knock Who Cares, then you know BlackGryph0n.
It turns out he has had many romantic interactions with minors.
https://youtube.com/shorts/OjnEGwlQ3CQ?si=sFCzzcnCv1LfW8s1 <this lovely lady has compiled all the evidence into a video( I hope that link works)
It includes screenshot from multiple victims experiences so if you still want to believe that its all a sham then be my guest, but there is evidence, and you will probably end up blocked, especially if you continue arguing on his side.
This is awful. I genuinely enjoyed his music and its going to just piss me off when I try to remember a song and realize its his
I wanted to put this out bc this whole thing will be mostly be pointed towards hazbin hotel as he is more prominent in that fandom, but I felt like the tadc fandom deserved to know too.
I want to die rn
reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is
Even Broken Clocks Can Crack is out!!
First Chapter!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
The Clockers in my Limited Life AU
I'M BACK BITCHES!!!! Sorry for the long wait. I made my last post on this...3 months ago damn.
Track season and basketball season went well if you're interested, and now school is over, SO I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO WORK ON THIS...I also got distracted writing another fic (you can check it out Here)
But now I'm back and I'm gonna post the first chapter of Even Broken Clocks and Crack very soon. Saturday at the latest.
Now onto the CLOCKERS, who are definitely my favorite of the bunch.
The Clockers are a very public crime family, and are the most destructive in the whole city. They have evaded the police for many years and are considered terrorists, even though they do these things just for fun. They are most hunted by the FBI. They make homemade bombs, rob stores, burn buildings to the ground, and every now and then they just bomb a street for no reason. They have the highest known mortality rate, with their attacks usually killing at least 3 people.
The Clockers used to be a family of 4 but that has since changed.
Cleo Clocker is the head and matriarch of the family. She like in her Mid-fifties and greying a little bit. She always organizes their attacks and has been training the boys since they were young. Whether this is bad parenting or not is up to you.
Bdubs Clocker is the oldest child (which is unusual since most people make him the youngest but you will see eventually) and he's the wildcard.
Scar Clocker is the youngest child and the best fighter in the group, and maybe a little bit of an pyromaniac. He always sets off the most bombs and sets the most fires.
Both Bdubs and Scar are in their mid-twenties.
I also imagine them wearing matching Aetherpunk outfits (just imagine the clothing from Arcane)
There is also Gem. Gem isn't an active participant in the Clockers' hijinks but every now and then helps make bombs, plan attacks, and tries to treat their wounds. She Cleo's younger sister and lives with the Clockers.
The reason she lives with them is because, when the Clockers first went public, Cleo feared that the FBI would go after Gem because of her relation to the family, so she got Gem to move in with them.
I just posted the first chapter!! Read it Here!
Second Chapter of I Will Cross the World for You is out!!
Here
(It's technically the third chapter since there's a prologue)
My Own Clocker Headcanon
This has nothing to do with my LimLife AU btw. This is just me yapping (and maybe another fic??? Who knows. I'm too busy rn)
So obviously we have Cleo and Etho as the two parents. They adopted Scar and Bdubs but eventually divorced and our living apart.
Scar and Bdubs live with Cleo in a suburban neighborhood and visit Etho and his new boyfriend (Scott) on the weekends in their really cool cabin in the middle of the woods. (Cleo would prefer that they don't see Etho, but he also has custody of the kids).
Scar is the oldest child and Bdubs is the youngest. They are also really close with their cousin, BigB (younger than Scar and older than Bdubs) who also lives in the neighborhood. I though BigB would be a perfect addition to the family after Past Life because he had such a funny dynamic with both Scar and Bdubs. He would bully the younger brother and get terrorized by the older one.
Cleo and Etho hate each other. Cleo definitely hates Etho more than Etho hates Cleo.
It's basically "live a normal life with mum during the week and commit felonies with your dad and his new boyfriend on the weekends"
Scott is like the cool uncle to Scar and Bdubs. He has fun with them but makes sure Etho and his kids don't kill themselves on every adventure they go on.
Do you see the vision
MY FIRST FANFIC
Do you want to read a Scarian and Biggri story where Scar and BigB are knights trying to rescue Grian, who is a princess?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Scar and Big B hating/being scared of each other will always be funny to me because they’re so similar. They really looked in a mirror and went “what the fuck’s that guy’s deal?”
This definitely has nothing to do with a fic I was literally about to post
The thing I fucking hate about being the type of writer I am is the fact that I can easily write 1000 words just describing something. I can write the longest monologue just describing a random-ass coffee mug
BUT I CAN'T WRITE PLOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME
"Make the characters do something" NO Imma just talk about the sunset for 30 minutes.
Should I Make a Lesbian Romance About Two of My Stuffed Animals
Yes, absolutely! This is the best idea I've ever heard!
No...who would think of this?
What the fuck are you talking about?
The stuffed animals in question:
The rabbit is named Bunni and the red panda is named Aurora...
and I have so many headcanons about them.
