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@nervousbanjo
Welcome to My Page
Hi! I'm NervousBanjo, but you can call me Banjo!
On my page you will find MCYT (Hermitcraft, Life Series, etc), Hilda, ATLA, and more depending on how I'm feeling.
I am heavily MCYT, so if you want a lot of the other things I mentioned then I'm probably not the right person to follow.
I write! So fanfics MAY be incoming.
Even Broken Clocks Can Crack is out!!
First Chapter!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
The Clockers in my Limited Life AU
I'M BACK BITCHES!!!! Sorry for the long wait. I made my last post on this...3 months ago damn.
Track season and basketball season went well if you're interested, and now school is over, SO I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO WORK ON THIS...I also got distracted writing another fic (you can check it out Here)
But now I'm back and I'm gonna post the first chapter of Even Broken Clocks and Crack very soon. Saturday at the latest.
Now onto the CLOCKERS, who are definitely my favorite of the bunch.
The Clockers are a very public crime family, and are the most destructive in the whole city. They have evaded the police for many years and are considered terrorists, even though they do these things just for fun. They are most hunted by the FBI. They make homemade bombs, rob stores, burn buildings to the ground, and every now and then they just bomb a street for no reason. They have the highest known mortality rate, with their attacks usually killing at least 3 people.
The Clockers used to be a family of 4 but that has since changed.
Cleo Clocker is the head and matriarch of the family. She like in her Mid-fifties and greying a little bit. She always organizes their attacks and has been training the boys since they were young. Whether this is bad parenting or not is up to you.
Bdubs Clocker is the oldest child (which is unusual since most people make him the youngest but you will see eventually) and he's the wildcard.
Scar Clocker is the youngest child and the best fighter in the group, and maybe a little bit of an pyromaniac. He always sets off the most bombs and sets the most fires.
Both Bdubs and Scar are in their mid-twenties.
I also imagine them wearing matching Aetherpunk outfits (just imagine the clothing from Arcane)
There is also Gem. Gem isn't an active participant in the Clockers' hijinks but every now and then helps make bombs, plan attacks, and tries to treat their wounds. She Cleo's younger sister and lives with the Clockers.
The reason she lives with them is because, when the Clockers first went public, Cleo feared that the FBI would go after Gem because of her relation to the family, so she got Gem to move in with them.
I just posted the first chapter!! Read it Here!
Second Chapter of I Will Cross the World for You is out!!
Here
(It's technically the third chapter since there's a prologue)
My Own Clocker Headcanon
This has nothing to do with my LimLife AU btw. This is just me yapping (and maybe another fic??? Who knows. I'm too busy rn)
So obviously we have Cleo and Etho as the two parents. They adopted Scar and Bdubs but eventually divorced and our living apart.
Scar and Bdubs live with Cleo in a suburban neighborhood and visit Etho and his new boyfriend (Scott) on the weekends in their really cool cabin in the middle of the woods. (Cleo would prefer that they don't see Etho, but he also has custody of the kids).
Scar is the oldest child and Bdubs is the youngest. They are also really close with their cousin, BigB (younger than Scar and older than Bdubs) who also lives in the neighborhood. I though BigB would be a perfect addition to the family after Past Life because he had such a funny dynamic with both Scar and Bdubs. He would bully the younger brother and get terrorized by the older one.
Cleo and Etho hate each other. Cleo definitely hates Etho more than Etho hates Cleo.
It's basically "live a normal life with mum during the week and commit felonies with your dad and his new boyfriend on the weekends"
Scott is like the cool uncle to Scar and Bdubs. He has fun with them but makes sure Etho and his kids don't kill themselves on every adventure they go on.
Do you see the vision
MY FIRST FANFIC
Do you want to read a Scarian and Biggri story where Scar and BigB are knights trying to rescue Grian, who is a princess?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Scar and Big B hating/being scared of each other will always be funny to me because they’re so similar. They really looked in a mirror and went “what the fuck’s that guy’s deal?”
This definitely has nothing to do with a fic I was literally about to post
The thing I fucking hate about being the type of writer I am is the fact that I can easily write 1000 words just describing something. I can write the longest monologue just describing a random-ass coffee mug
BUT I CAN'T WRITE PLOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME
"Make the characters do something" NO Imma just talk about the sunset for 30 minutes.
Should I Make a Lesbian Romance About Two of My Stuffed Animals
Yes, absolutely! This is the best idea I've ever heard!
No...who would think of this?
What the fuck are you talking about?
The stuffed animals in question:
The rabbit is named Bunni and the red panda is named Aurora...
and I have so many headcanons about them.
My Personal Watcher AU Part 2
Part 1 Here
Ello! In part two of my Watcher AU I will be talking about Grian!!
Grian's Backstory
Grian is a regular Watcher who was politely forced into being on after the end fight in Evo.
Grian's time in the Watchers' realm was full of the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Grian eventually became a really powerful Watcher, made some acquaintances, and even coined the idea of a Deathmatch game, but Watchers left no room for error, and Grian was punished severely for not following directions perfectly, and he hated the idea of only being able to Watch.
What pushed Grian over the edge was finding his best friend, Taurtis in the Watcher Realm, and not in good condition.
Now we are going to take a step back and quickly explain the Watchers in Evo. The main Watchers in Evo were the Supremes. The Evolutionists saw the Supremes as neutral friends, but that was never the case. The Supremes were always using the Evolutionists, and the Evos were completely unaware of it until the Listeners came along.
Taurtis figured out that the Watchers are not what they seemed, but before he could tell the other Evolutionists, he was taken to the Watcher Realm. The Evolutionists assumed he died somewhere, but they couldn't find his body.
And Taurtis did NOT have a great time in the Watcher Realm (this is my nice way of saying they tortured him).
So Grian finds his BFF chained up in the deepest, darkest pits of the Watcher Realm. Seeing this, Grian finally snapped, attempting to escape with Taurtis and burning down the Watcher Cathedral.
The escape didn't go as planned, though.
Picture an injured Grian falling out of the Watcher Realm with his best friend getting murdered being the last thing he sees. (RIP Taurtis)
And then Grian lands in Hermitcraft, and Xisuma decides to accept him as a hermit.
The Life Series
Grian was the one who coined the Life Series. As a Watcher, Grian made plans for a silly little death game for the Watchers to feed on. The Watchers, finding these plans, decided to make it a reality, but make it a little more gruesome than Grian originally intended.
After finding out that his friends were put in a death game of his own creation, he tries to do everything in his power to stop it, and save his friends from a constant cycle of betrayal, death, and chaos.
And that's Grian's journey throught the Life Series.
His Relationship With The Watchers
Grian and the Supremes never fully got along. While the Supremes saw a huge amount of potential in him, they never enjoyed his rebellious tendencies.
After Grian left, this indifference turned into pure hatred. The Supremes hated him, and would do everything in their power to make him suffer, but at the same time, they want him to join them again. (More on this later) Grian also hated the Supremes, and wants to see everything they created burn.
Grian never got to interact with many of the normal Watchers, because he spent so much time training, and he didn't know of the Listeners' existence until Limited Life.
Grian is two persons: his regular self and his Watcher-self. His Watcher-self is what causes him so much Grief. His chaotic, murderous, and untrustworthy actions are a result of his Watcher-self needing to feed, and Grian absolutely hated that.
Grian hated that he always ended up betraying his friends, killing his closest allies, and wreaking havoc across the server, and so hated his Watcher-self. (Yay! Internalized Conflict!)
How could Grian save his friends if he keeps killing them?
YIPPY! I'm going to make a second lore drop more about Grian's relationships with the others and his journey throughout the Life Series.
My Personal Watcher AU
ELLO! I have this whole WatcherAU in my head and I need to lore dump so here we go!!
This is based off of Martyn's Eyes and Ears AU
I was thinking of my AU being applicable for more Minecraft communities. Yes, the main setting is the Life Series, but how the power-scaling and magical god-like beings work should be applicable for any Minecraft character.
I have a sorta "hierarchy" for the Cosmics, which I've decided to call the beings with universal powers.
The Supreme Watchers
The Listeners
The Watchers
The Rogues
The Devoid
The High Watchers
The Supreme Watchers (who sometimes just go by Supremes) are the most powerful Cosmics. They are the main Watchers in the Life Series. All Watchers feed off of negative emotions (anger, pain, grief, sadness, etc.), but the Supremes need MORE, which is why the Life Series was created. There are 3 Supremes, and they have the ability to destroy and create worlds and universes. They cannot, however, enter those universes.
The Listeners
The Listeners are underneath the Supreme Watchers in power. Although they don't have the ability to create or destroy worlds and universes, they can easily enter them, even without permission.
The Listeners feed off of neutral emotions and actions, which are emotions and actions that can be seen as good or bad, depending on how they are done (killing, lying, obedience, pride, love) Sometimes Love can be good, but other times it's obsessive. Murder can be good when it's done for a good cause, other times it's just pure evil. I hope that makes sense lol.
There are around 20 Listeners, including Martyn.
The Watchers
The normal Watchers are less powerful than the Listeners. These are the Watchers we know well. Most Watchers are unable to freely enter different universes, but they can freely watch and interact with them. Just like the Supremes, they feed off of negative emotions, but at a smaller scale. These are the Watchers you'll see in other universes outside of the Life Series.
There are around 75 Watchers, including Grian, Herobrine (LMAO) and the Secret Keeper.
The Rogues
The Rogues are like the "protists" of the Cosmics. They have the largest range of power, with some individuals being able to freely enter worlds and others only catching glimpses of other universes. These people are your Admins and universe-hoppers, etc. Some Rogues might not even know they are Rogues.
About 100 people KNOW that they are Rogues, including Pearl, Gem, Xisumavoid, Kenadian, the random-ass Admin guy from Minecraft Story Mode, and BBH. (Yes, we are really reaching through Minecraft Content Creators, no one is safe.) Many more do not know, such as JoeHills, Skizz, and Scott.
The Devoid (see what I did there)
These are your normal people, your Average Joes. Animal hybrids, humans, etc. No cosmic powers.
Some include BigB, Jimmy, Taurtis, Tommyinnit, Impulse, Shelby and many more.
People have the ability to gain cosmic abilities, whether that's becoming a Watcher or Listener, or getting bit by a radioactive spider or something. People can also lose cosmic abilities, which is less common. There are many ways someone could lose their cosmic abilities, but the main reason is by said abilities getting revoked by the Supremes.
The War
The Watchers and Listeners hate each other, so why not fight each other? The main conflict is between the Watchers and Listeners, and their battle ground is the Life Series. While the events of the Life Series are going on the Watchers and Listeners are trying to fuck each other up by using the players as pawns. Neither of them really care about the players, just how much they could ruin each others' lives.
The Evo-Lifers and the Winners eventually get really involved in the war. They start picking sides, everything goes to shit, angst and suffering, you know, it's routine at this point.
HOLY YAPPP
Any questions? Wanna see more?
I'm bored
Should I just start spewing my own personal WatcherAU?
Should I spew my own WatcherAU
Yes
No
You know what, fuck this poll, I'm just gonna start saying shit. We ball.
Scar has to be the most polar person in the world.
How can one man be the silliest goose in the world who constantly sings songs and talks in a cheery cadence turn around and say the most depressing, most intimidating shit know to mankind?
How can one man who doesn't even know half the time he saying something inappropriate go around making the darkest jokes and innuendos and having the best comedic timing?
How can one man be so bad at a game, constantly dying in the most deranged scenarios, also turn around and making the most beautiful thing you've ever seen, or even win a death game?
How can a man be so incompetent and labeled as "silly" or "dumb" around everyone else but at the same time be apart of the board of directors of a charity?
There some poetic lesson in this that I can't put to words.
I love this man so much.
I'm writing a fic and I need opinions
Who do you want BIGB to be paired with in a 'there was only one bed' scenario and possibility a 'kill the other person or you both die' type scenario
please choose something that would be interesting and not just your OTP
BIGB should be paired with
Bdubs
Etho
Gem
Scar
Grian
Impulse
Mumbo
Pearl
Skizz
Jimmy
Tango
Cleo
AGAIN WHILE IM WRITING MY FIRST FIC
WHYYY IS IT DOWN AGAIN NOOOO I WAS WRITING MY FIRST FIC NOOOO
Arcane, but it's the Life Series Members
I've been thinking about this for a while and I NEED TO SHARE IT!!
Vi - Gem
Powder/Jinx - Grian
I really like Gem and Grian as siblings. Also I feel Grian is the most likely to go insane.
Cait - Pearl
IT IS INEVITABLE. This just solidifies that Gem is 100% Vi because Vi wouldn't stop flirting with Caitlyn. ALSO LESBIANS FOR LIFE!!!
Jayce - Martyn
Viktor - Ren
Yes I had to put treebark in here. Martyn just gives off Jayce vibes, and Ren going on a Jesus arc is just really funny to me.
Vander/Warwick - Skizz
GIGGS Family let's go!!! Also Skizz is the perfect father figure. He also just gives Vander vibes.
Ekko - BigB
Yes Biggri is in this fight me. BUT IM SORRY THE HISTORY!!! THE LONG FRIENDSHIP!!! IT JUST WRITES ITSELF!
Silco - Impulse
Yes I've completely torn GIGGS apart. Now Imp and Skizz can have a tragic backstory together. Also I never see Impulse as a villain enough and I feel he'd be great as Silco.
Ambessa - Cleo
I feel like this one is obvious. Cleo's a badass, Ambessa's a badass. They were meant for each other.
Mel - Bdubs
This is just so funny to me I'm sorry. I don't really have a reason other than it's funny.
Heimerdinger - Tango
Do I really have to explain?
Sevika - Joel
I feel like this also make sense.
Claggor - Scar
Mylo - Jimmy
Singed - Etho
I feel like Etho would just do his own random shit while everything is going on. And everyone but himself will suffer from his actions.
I haven't thought of a character for Lizzie, Scott, or Mumbo. Scott could pull off anybody to be honest. (Scott as Ambessa, Sevika, or even Ekko honestly could make sense.)
Lizzie and Mumbo, one the other hand, idk.
Anyone got ideas? Or their own interpretations?
EDIT: SOMEONE SAID SCOTT SHOULD BE MEL AND THEY ARE SOO RIGHT OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.
Who do you wanna hear about in my Limited Life AU?
This is going to be my LAST POLL. The other two who aren't chosen I'll eventually explain...eventually.
I'm hoping to post the first chapter of Even Broken Clocks Can Crack by the End of March/Beginning of April. Track Season is starting up soon so I'm going to be very busy, so the next chapter might not come until May or June.
Hopefully I'll be able to consistently post over the summer.
Here are the other members I've talked about already:
Mean Gills
Bad Boys and Mumbo
Who else do you want to hear me lore dump about? (Mean Gills and Bad Boys have already been chosen)
Team T.I.E.S. (FBI Agents)
The Clockers (Crime Family)
Nosy Neighbors (Rogue Spies)
