[contemptible-scoundrel]

when she touch my thing in a sexual capacity

[constellationursa]

I do say, this is perhaps the most unsafe happenstance in a work setting I've ever seen.

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

[peggyhill58]

Boggle

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[zelldas]

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

[ive-been-mistreated]

lock this crazy creature in the dungeon! X

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[ramenuzumaki]

Piccolo latte art~ ☕😋

Happy birthday, Piccolo! 🎉🎉🎉

(source)

[fuckyeahnamekians]

woah

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[victor-maze]

You could build a entire spell out of methapor

[cyberphuck]

what kinda frog r u

groooaaa grooooaaa

bidibidibidibidibidibidi

bip bip bip bip

SCREAM (soprano)

SCREAM (contralto)

[Unsettling A24 Psychological Horror Movie Cello]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrr (mezzo-soprano)

rrrrrrrrrrrrr (Mariah Carey in a bear trap)

[REPEATED EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[Rodney the Amazing Tapdancing Horse]

[idling two-stroke engine]

hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gaaaal (results)

Voting ended onApr 23

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

[segamascott]

[were--ralph]

donuts with fillings

awful. die forever

great. flourish and prosper

Voting ended onApr 29

No nuance vote with your heart

[victor-maze]

Thats no Donut, thats a krapfen! Left being classic variant(also comes in aprecot jam)(technicly red fillings are a multi berry kinda Mix but strawberry is fine to) while choclet is a bit out there but not unheard of (though the ones i know are aither a mouse or a pudding depending on how expensive it is, mouse clearly being the better ones)

[cartyrs]

genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of

[victor-maze]

@cyberphuck

[tallymali]

i dont know what feminine energy is and at this point i will absolutely not be asking

[tallymali]

i stumbled across an argument between two women who couldnt decide whether anger was feminine energy or not. bc one of them was doing the soft palatable tradwife thing and the other was doing the girl power female rage thing. ladies i think we are gendering the spectrum of human emotion to a worrying extent

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[victor-maze]

The narrator might be the better choice for context