I am Victor the Text Owl

What's up guys? I am Vic the Text Owl, but you can call me Vic. I reblog what catches my attention, that's pretty much all you are going to see on here. Feel ever so free to talk to me. ~⊙^⊙~

[victor-the-text-owl]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[programmerhumour]

Easier than submitting a bug report

[exciting]

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

[moonlitdremr]

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

[headspace-hotel]

I asked my mom, who has a mostly complete master’s in counseling, and she said this

So, take all this as you will

[politijohn]

Not sure who knows this already but 6 months ago, Denver started having mental health professionals respond to mental health incidents instead of police. Some early data:

0 arrests were made among 748 incidents

41% of people were taken to a shelter or hospital

0 incidents were violent

6x a day, police were freed up to work on more serious criminal activity

“Defund the police” materializes through progressive steps like this. We need to pressure more law enforcement agencies to follow suit.

[lesbiansandpuns]

Source, for those interested!

[yealukehemmings]

[eroscestlavie]

do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews 

[incorrectbuckoarchive]

[memewhore]

[tailornorata]

As long as that mask meets covid regulations I'd say it's valid

[haikuubot]

As long as that mask

meets covid regulations

I'd say it's valid

[computationalcalculator]

[tastefullyoffensive]

I mean, besides my FBI guy.

[prokopetz]

More favourite tropes:

“Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be described in much stronger terms than ‘unfortunate’].”  

“Fortunately, [thing that is in no way fortunate].”  

“Unfortunately, [thing that would be fortunate in nearly any circumstance except the particular circumstance at hand].“  

“Fortunately, [very minor benefit that absolutely does not offset the considerable drawbacks of whatever just happened].“  

“Unfortunately, [the exact, word-for-word thing that somebody just expressed that they hope won’t happen].“  

“Fortunately, [complete non sequitur].”

[blue-le-q]

[esoanem]

The Powerpuff girls sequel looks lit

[funnytwittertweets]

[flowerinaflame]

I’m reading this thing about how farmers in Japan considered thunderstorms to be good luck because they’d make more mushrooms grow so some Japanese scientists created this lil electrical machine that they wheeled through the forest administering shocks to the ground to simulate lightning strikes and the areas that they shocked yielded twice as many mushrooms as unshocked plots of land ⚡️🍄

[flowerinaflame]

https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2013/01/20/zap-lightning-gods-and-mushrooms/

[jerk-jock]

the fact that we reached a point where we can simulate fake storms to make little buddies grow twice as much is like magic but slightly to the left and just down right delightful

[themikeymonster]

IM IN TEARS I clocked in and found out our computers reset for *DRUMROLL PLS*

Y2k happened!!!! It's just twenty years late!!!!!

We can't run any reports rn 😂😂😂 amazing~

[taraljc]

ok that's awesome

[firstgrave]

venom (2018) and birds of prey (2020) are both films based on comic books that feature a bisexual lead character and their life post-breakup AND include scenes where they attack/kill law enforcement which is why both movies are so sexy and fun

[beats4bean-deactivated20240229]

You know what, aang used to have a friend in the fire nation called kuzon, right? I was thinking, because almost no one knew aang was the avatar kuzon probably thought he had been killed along with the other Airbenders

So what i like to imagine is:

the gaang, post-war, visiting a random fire nation village in the middle of nowhere, when suddenly an elderly woman approaches them and tentatively calls out "aang?"

Everyone wary till she says "I'm kuzon's daughter"

Leads them to this little hut out of town

"apologies, we never had much money, no one would hire my father because of his views..."

Turns out, kuzon never forgot his friend aang, and never forgave the fire nation for what they did

Spent the rest of his life loudly denouncing the war and the firelord's actions, which periodically got him in trouble with the law

She leads them to the basement, where lo and behold...

Dozens of air nomad heirlooms, mementos, trinkets

A couple of diaries, full of traditions, histories, tales and myths

Every scrap of air nomad culture kuzon could find, every story aang ever told him

"he tried to preserve as much of your culture as he could"

Aang later uses kuzon's heirlooms to rebuild the air nomads

Look I made myself cry

[afloweroutofstone]

Looking at pictures of people in Wuhan celebrating freedom from COVID-19 and seething with jealousy over how damn cool they look

[frostyemma]

this fills me with both incredible rage (at my own fucked up, incompetent, corrupt, spiteful government) and desperate envy