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[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

[ommanyte]

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

[laughconfetti]

anxiety

[pinkymeowie]

[erossovogasvijeta]

family member: what are you doing with your life?

me: it’s a surprise

[pubertyring]

[redthebitch]

This little angry Flemish puppet is me and nobody can tell me otherwise

[penicillium-pusher]

I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[the-memedaddy]

[mhalachai]

Pros: you can grow a new ankle

Cons: It isn’t your ankle

[conbiniiko]

say those three words and i’m yours

[destiny-weaver]

Kingdom Hearts 3

[meyhew]

do u take constructive criticism

i only take cash or credit 

[penicillium-pusher]

I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade

[enoughtohold]

thanks duolingo but i know that one

[genustoys]

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

[gasstationeggsalad]

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

[weavemama]

[cargifs]

New and old.

[thejakelikesonions]

Maybe he’s running from the truth

[30minutememes]