Shit Happens.

Henry, 22. Valencia, Venezuela. Ingeniero Industrial. Juro solemnemente que mis intenciones no son buenas.

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

[eliyora]

This speaks to me on multiple levels~

[tuf-luv]

There’s still good

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[demouvement]

When you get your hair cut by a black barber for the first time 😭😂

[pardonmewhileipanic]

LOL he’s so happy

[crimsonskyes]

[iudexmilkman]

damn, who is this, spilling some tea?

[michaelologist]

DRAG THEM!!!!!

[zarbon]

[evanfleischer]

[flopkween]

[thedragonagepit]

[revscarecrow]

children playing it fucking real

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

[leeoliver]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.

[captoring]

nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better

[sueslayer]

#so I’m a bethesda game

[thecooltrashcat]

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[shencomix]

You can’t defeat what’s already defeated.

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[nileboy-deactivated20160821]

I hate watching white people on buzzfeed trying “ethnic” food and gagging when they eat something that has more flavor than a rice cracker

[shootthegap]

I hate people who cook ethnic food and put 300% more seasoning on it than necessary bc they think it’ll taste better with more seasoning.

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[bhrimilian]

[bajn]

literally me

[invera]