The April Fool

| Bri | 28 | they/it (tme) | white |

[firecracker404]

@nonbinary-watanuki

[novery1]

Hustler.

[depsidase]

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[towerologia-sideblog]

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

[lesvegas]

addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2

[analogdelight]

Why is it that I type trans men on Tumblr. I only see pics of Trans women under the same tag? I'm a trans man

i don't know what the fuck you want me to say to this. I don't go in tags. I don't post in tags. I don't pay attention to how tags work on this site. I think you might be looking in the wrong places. Why don't you ask other trans men where you can find pictures of them, instead of asking me. a trans woman. why you aren't seeing trans men. i am not the entire website of tumblr. i'm one fuckin' blog.

[analogdelight]

seems to be a consensus

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

white trans ppl have got to stop saying lynched when they mean "bullied" its appropriation has been one of the worst effects of all this stupid discourse on the way yall talk

[shotguncatgirl]

Always incredibly ironic and stupid to me how transandrodorks love the whole “we’re all faggots in the eyes of the state” line and variants thereof because like,

1) why are you calling trans women faggots

2) you get treated like a confused little girl and I get treated like a rabid pedophilic rapist and !!! I do not think those are comparable !!!!! I think in fact that one might be a worse thing to be accused of by society !!!! Just saying !!!!

[egregore-engine]

I don’t believe in great man theory but Neil Cicierega really did do All That

[egregore-engine]

history is made and turned by the nameless and faceless masses, but sometimes you homeschool a neurodivergent kid and give them access to macromedia flash and they become what is basically an avatar of the internet

[tainbocuailnge]

"we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" okay but the state recognises different category of "faggot" where one is "idiot womanchildren with delusions of grandeur" and another is "subhuman predators that must be excised from society posthaste" like neither are a great way to treat another human being but can we pleeeeeeease acknowledge the difference here

[tainbocuailnge]

"stop queer infighting we're all-" okay so is this actually queer infighting or did a trans woman describe her lived experience in a way you didn't like

[enki2]

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[elvenferretots]

Remember, just because you can run that fast when a tiger is chasing you, doesn't mean you should be expected to run that fast. Or that it's okay for you or anyone else to set a tiger loose on you to get things done faster.

Humans can do incredible things under threat. That does not mean that panic is a good thing for you or your body in the long run.

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[isuggestrevolution]

good suggestion

[girlfailure-poetics]

they only know how to steal from trans women lmao

[girlfailure-poetics]

i think the thing that really stuck with me about this is the way that it frames trans women as cops for having specific words with specific definitions that have arisen out of material analysis rather than what something "feels like." just pure vibes-based reactionary nonsense from the tmras, as per usual. neologisms are a tool of last resort for serious political theorists!