Vida Sanar

All Pronouns, 18+ Obviously a very normal human

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[vidasanar]

reminds me of the roman emperor caligula who tried to fight the sea

[shejustcalledmeafish]

Not getting enough sleep has Got to stop making you feel physically ill :(

[vidasanar]

Not getting enough anything has got to stop making you feel physically ill ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅

[politijohn]

Source

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

Graham was a homophobe and was seen as one of Trump's closest allies in the Senate. His death will not meaningfully impact the partisan balance of the Senate, as South Carolina's Republican governor can immediately appoint a replacement to serve out the remainder of his term.

Graham's death, which was unexpected, comes as the nation is expectantly waiting for the death of former Republican Senate Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell — who was hospitalized weeks ago and has mysteriously not made any public appearances, statements, or updates since.

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[bamsara]

some fake cotl social media memes i made last night

[aveloka-draws]

I adore the art from the albums so tried painting them

[incorrect-lad-quotes]

Majima: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Kiryu?

Kiryu: Oh, Majima. When I die, I’m taking you with me.

Majima: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.

Kiryu: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

[totally-cis-offical]

Wait that explains everything so so much

[rainbow-demoness]

And since we don't face direct punishment for missing positive social cues like we do for negative ones, our coping skills and compensatory hypervigilance don't develop the same way. So we go through a world of never recognising positive signals, sometimes spotting negative signals, and knowing for sure there's more negative signals we're still missing, because those keep blowing up in our face.

Kind of fucked tbh.

[intercal]

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

[vampireopossum]

[apollo-cackling]

[transcript:

#bestie i fear this is not something someone stable would say

/end transcript]

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[hell-alka]

"Spear" соmm

[writeouswriter]

The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

[rohirric-hunter]

One of my writing teachers in community college told me that the first step of writing fiction was to run a character up a tree, and the second step was to throw rocks at him. Words to live by

[identitty-dickruption]

to be honest sometimes you guys call a guy a bottom when what he actually needs more than anything is to cry as he prematurely ejaculates into a dominant man’s ass. this is the main problem with our society today

[hornetdlc]

In the first Hades game by Supergiant, we play as Zagreus (male) and we are able to dash to avoid enemies attack.

In its sequel, Hades II, we play as Melinoe (female), Zagreus' sister, and we are now able to not only dash, but sprint by holding down the dash button, which allows us to gain new moves associated with sprinting.

In the first Hollow Knight game by Team Cherry, we play as an unnamed protagonist commonly referred to as the Knight (agender at creation) and we are able to dash to avoid enemies attack.

In its sequel, Hollow Knight: Silksong, we play as Hornet (female), the Knight's sister, and we are now able to not only dash, but sprint by holding down the dash button, which allows us to gain new moves associated with sprinting.

From this we can infer 2 things:

Only women can sprint, everyone else can only dash

Sprinting may also be exclusive to sisters of their previous games' protagonist

[drtrinitysantos]

"if being hard on yourself was going to work it would have worked by now" okay well being soft on myself isn't working either so what the fuck is left. medium? I gotta be medium with myself? I gotta ask the fucking ghosts for help? is that it?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @chaos-connie

might as well add that to my rhetoric at the thanksgiving dinner

text: Biology is a myth made up by the government to sell more penises